📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

For girls, maybe emphasizing that it's possible to do and enjoy traditionally masculine things while still being feminine would help. Normalizing liking video games, sports, STEM, outdoors stuff, etc. while still liking and wanting kids, being interested in beauty and dating, wanting to get married someday, and so forth. Show them that it's not an either/or thing.
Except that's not where it comes from. MTFs are drawn from the incel demographic, looking for a way to exempt themselves from rules and consequences. FTMs are drawn from the arthoe demographic, looking for a way to make their parents sad. They aren't (usually) tomboys looking to play sports and go fishing, girls with those hobbies are pretty alright.

Of course, I'm being a bit glib, and there are some innocents getting caught up in this, but MTFs are almost all very stereotypical males, and FTMs are almost all very stereotypical women. What would help:

MTFs:
  • For a lot of them, it's a power thing. Ban them from practicing their fetish in public and from forcing it on random retail workers who just want to go home.
  • For others, it's a sex thing. A lot of fucked-up shit is deliberately pushed by the (((people))) running porn sites. I'm not daft enough to think you can outlaw porn, but mandating that the recommendations feed consist entirely of vanilla missionary sex between straight couples would do a lot to impede the novelty spirals many troons describe.
  • Of course, the core of it is a bunch of young men with no romantic prospects turning into weird degenerates because they've never kissed a girl. Terminate the girlboss affirmative action stuff that runs through grade school, college, and the job market, and the pipeline of young men with dead-end lives will be cut off at the source. Kill the H1-B visa while you're at it.

FTMs:
  • It's usually a social contagion, so de-normalizing troonery and making it a crime to groom children into it would kill the problem at the source. Russia-style "homosexual propaganda" laws.
  • Like everything that ruins the lives of young attractive women, it is primarily pushed by fat middle-aged women with no kids. Raising awareness about this, publicly shaming the slags directing 'trans advocacy' orgs, would damage its social repute.
  • Because women tend to be social conformists, making it clear that it isn't in vogue, and is likely to mutilate you in ways that will permanently reduce your social status after the trend dies, is a good angle. Just pointing out that the troon thing, and LGBTQ in general, are on their way out will do some good.
Both:
  • Provide a dose of reality as to the outcome. Make kids watch weird neckbeards try to pass as women, and dead-eyed anorexic women try to pass as men. Juxtapose this with their social media feeds, where they claim to be IRL anime girls that are constantly getting hit on. Make it clear that they all turn out like this, and that "transitioning gender" is impossible.
 
But still... Transphobes keep telling us "not to show it off, just integrate / blend in"... And I am TRYING to, it just feels genuinely impossible...
Sorry, what transphobes is this guy interacting with? What transphobe is encouraging MtFs to further their efforts at deception? Because my advice as a transphobe is "stop pretending to be a woman".

It could be because of my weight? I'm unsure of that being the case though because I also go out of my way to enage with fat people.
Holy fuck is she for real? Does she think fat people somehow are more attracted to fat people? This is like saying ugly people are only attracted to other uglies.

Especially if you're straight, society has a lot of crazy expectations for heterosexual women; doubly so for trans women.
Looks, it's true. My 'expectation' for trans women is to stop using the State to force other people into their delusions. It's too much to ask I know.

Not in the way a person with a natal penis and testicles could.
'Natal' penis and testicles are the only kind, luv.

Also, troon, you cannot use the present progressive to say your bf is dumping you once you have already been dumped. Its not an activity.

Dumping, in lexical aspect analysis, is a verbal achievement (lol), its not an activity you do for a few minutes and then take a break like dancing.

Troon logic: My boyfriend is dumping me. Now he stopped dumping me to take a dump, therefore I am no longer dumped?? (retardery)

I know that this is nerdshit, but troons really cannot seem to help, but torture and misuse language all the time and it makes my tism act up.
You took the words right out of my mouth.

I had a similar rant against 'I think the people at work are trying to clock me'. Honey, no. Being clocked is an instant in time. If somebody suspects you're not the sex you are pretending to be, the clocking has happened: it is a perfected verb. They're not clocking you, they're gathering evidence.
 
Terminate the girlboss affirmative action stuff that runs through grade school, college, and the job market, and the pipeline of young men with dead-end lives will be cut off at the source. Kill the H1-B visa while you're at it.
There's absolutely no way some of these evolutionary rejects would get a fucking job even if they could. I support men's success and enjoying meritocracy, but some of these guys aren't fit for Burger King and would find a way to collect unemployment or :tugboat: no matter what, then yell about how it is other people's fault (the woman version is munchies). There's some men who are just NGMI because they're selfish, lazy, and entittled, and many troons are just that. They're also mentally ill and refuse help or can't be helped - some are either resistant to treatment or up their own ass. I'm saying this after looking at this thread for as long as it has been up and talking to several men in these communities. These men have always existed, but the internet has given them an outlet to enable themselves to exist like this and they're just louder than they used to be.

And the female side is muchies, who would still be useless humans but switch to a different grift if it got them more attention. There's some who are also NGMI based on the regular factors of lazy, selfish, not wanting to work, etc. who would also live in their parents' basement until they die too.

I want a less shitty job market but I'm going to emphasize that some of these troons and poons are pure NGMI, even if they stayed cis. They just fucking aren't.
 
Pooner underwear fashion choices? :lit:

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Anyone know of anywhere that sells spider man packing boxers- or just fun packing boxers in general?
Underwear for an eight year old boy, but with space for an adult sized prosthesis?
I wonder how old she is?

Lots of friendly comments about underwear, but none that provide the information she seeks.
Just for giggles did a DDG search on "spider man packing boxers". Literally nothing.

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I support men's success and enjoying meritocracy, but some of these guys aren't fit for Burger King and would find a way to collect unemployment or :tugboat: no matter what, then yell about how it is other people's fault
I'm a genetic determinist myself, but it's undeniable that there are more demented freakshows today than there were in the past, even when you adjust for certain demographic changes. In a healthy society, the average troon would've been a reasonably normal guy. Look at some of the 'before' pictures from their early lives, and you'll find that some of them were decently handsome before becoming uncanny valley things. Likewise, many were academically decent.

The neckbeard troons would've still been weird, but they'd have jobs. The tranny programmer stereotype is overstated, and programmers that do troon out are often less than useless after doing so because they (rightly) expect that productivity standards no longer apply to them, but, nonetheless, most transsexuals started out with the capacity to be gainfully employed.
 
I'm a genetic determinist myself, but it's undeniable that there are more demented freakshows today than there were in the past, even when you adjust for certain demographic changes. In a healthy society, the average troon would've been a reasonably normal guy. Look at some of the 'before' pictures from their early lives, and you'll find that some of them were decently handsome before becoming uncanny valley things. Likewise, many were academically decent.
It's just their missionaries know how to use the internet. Before if you felt lost you'd get head hunted by a missionary and become pentacostal, scientologist, or a jehova and annoy/embarass your family that way. It's basically what's happening to muslim teens except they get radicalized to leave their middle class life to go and terrorize others.

But also not to victim blame but I don't know if we can completely trust every parent who says they don't know how it happened because they did everything right. Kind of like the parents who lose their kids who say they only looked away for a second. Statistically some of them are downplaying their part in it.
 
But lately, the character I headcanon as trans the most is Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead. I know they were throwing around the idea of Daryl being gay and asexual at some point in the series and I'm sure they would've been okay with Daryl being trans if the idea ever got thrown around.

Sure they would, and so would the audience.
 
"Apparently when AMAB people tuck, they kind push the balls into the tunnels..."

That is extraordinarily uncomfortable. Do troons really go around for hours with their nuts retracted? Or is that yet another tranny getting weird idée fixes about the opposite sex again?
For normal men, this almost never happens intentionally because it's a way to speed run getting an extremely painful hernia...
 
That used to be way more common in the Good Old Days.

A lot of beard wives who were in denial basically liked to boast because their husband was always an accomplished lady’s hairdresser.

So naturally they always had impressive hair styles.
The thing I don’t get is, are some of these women aware that they’re beards?
How do they deal with that?

Back in high school I had a (closeted) gay best friend that of course got a lot of shit for it because everyone could tell he was gay as much as he denied it.
So I offered to be his beard, and we “dated” for a while to try to get these guys to calm down.
I knew he was gay, he knew he was gay, we didn’t do anything but hold hands in school.
He was my friend, but I wasn’t attracted to him any more than he was attracted to me.
 
Man chops his dick off because he got bottom dysphoria. The surgery goes wrong and he regrets it. Both him and a reply blames TERFs for pressuring him to get bottom surgery because society claims women can't have penises.
:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::cryblood: but also :lit:


Shall we dance? :christine:

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It's nice to be able to just enjoy the motion and moment in my own skin!
One selfie.
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Detail of face.
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The thing I don’t get is, are some of these women aware that they’re beards?
How do they deal with that?

Back in high school I had a (closeted) gay best friend that of course got a lot of shit for it because everyone could tell he was gay as much as he denied it.
So I offered to be his beard, and we “dated” for a while to try to get these guys to calm down.
I knew he was gay, he knew he was gay, we didn’t do anything but hold hands in school.
He was my friend, but I wasn’t attracted to him any more than he was attracted to me.

From what I understand, it’s a case by case.

A lot of lavender weddings were between a screaming poofter and a tuppence licking dyke as a convenient way for both of them to keep parents and relatives happy.
Sometimes it was because an inheritance was locked off unless the trustee got married.

Sometimes it’s because the man is deeply in the closet, engages in cottaging or bath house encounters, but plays a straight act all day long.

Sometimes the woman is either in denial or just really does love her gay husband and, perhaps she hasn’t got much in the way of sex drive.
The wife who boasted about her husband’s hair talent while being oblivious to his other practices was a thing up to the 80s.
It might still occur, but it was a semi stereotype of the beard.

But also there are complete marriages of convenience, in which the man and beard are open about their habits and lovers with each other, but make a point of attending events and functions together.
This is usually when there is a financial incentive and the man is in a position which he is expected to be a married man.
A conservative Christian community for instance.

It’s not unheard of in Muslim and jewish communities either.

Though Muslim gay men of this sort in the west usually can just arrange for an inbred cousin who only speaks their native tongue to come and wed him, then he can keep her isolated in their community and go and fuck boys.
 
something happened in the past 20 years where guys instead of having yellow fever become the yellow fever in way of trying to be anime girls,
I wish I could remember what it was but there was a gonzo story or song about some dude who goes to Thailand in the 70’s and does a shit ton of drugs and eventually finds the lady boys. It was an existentialist piece about him trying to figure out who he was and his place in society but he goes through this trip where he basically has that line of thought while fucking everything in sight. He wants a young woman but that’s not enough he has to feel what he puts these women through as a drunk womanizer who barely sees these prostitutes as people. Now, he figures out that he’s just navel gazing and running away from responsibility but… what if someone grew up on the internet where responsibility is a naughty word.
 
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