📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[HalTurner]

What wrong with Euphoria? I haven't watched it but it seems like a good "warning show" for teenagers from what I've heard.

I'm fine with edgy shows for teens with as you say "warning" material in it. But when it's trans shit with an autogynephilia in Hunter Schaefer fucking Zendaya and exploring "her" sexuality and gender, it's a bridge too far for me. I'll take The Wire where we explore why you don't talk on payphones about your drug sales. And yes Omar was a gay dude but Michael K Williams was cool so it cancels it out.

But yeah Euphoria is the show that propelled Hunter into the spotlight. But I guess that's just normal now with even Nolan having Ellen Page play a man in a movie based on Homers epic. Hollywood is never going back and woke is indeed, not dead.

I will no longer employ the expression "lipstick on a pig" when "glitter on a crippled, nigger, tranny" is so much more evocative.

Hey watch it. You're talking about a living legend who is SMASHING walls down with bravery and it's lil chair.
I like how it chose the name Aariana. It's like that Key and Peele sketch, A-A-Ron.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Me too, a beautifully arranged chart of all the various tranny slurs and related terminology of the languages and cultures of the world. We could probably trick an artsy pooner into making one for us. Hope you don't mind glitter pen, though

Your assignment, if you choose to take it ...

Those tranny tits are fucking horrifying. Why are they so low and far apart???

Because male tits + hormones != female tits.

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Troon wishes to employ some useful idiots, but needs advice about what exactly?


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I suddenly have men simping in my dms. Supposing I don't meet them in person, how can I put them to use?

It's mostly men and an occasional trans person around the world offering to do "anything" for me, but I dont have online tasks that need to be done. Most do manual labor for work irl but some are in computer science / graphic design. Maybe I could find some petitions for them to sign or something, open to suggestions

One comment so far.

Get them to pay you via PayPal/venmo or something

Think about it. Pay pig to an anonymous online troon.
An L for the troon, but a bigger L for the simps (assuming they exist).
Talk about a humiliation fetish.

 

[Wiggerlicious]

人妖

"A literal rendering would be something like "human monster" or "human demon."

No, it wouldn't. This twit is likely getting her connotations concerning 妖 from the Japanese word 妖怪 (Youkai), in which it is the latter character (怪) which carries the meaning of "monster", not 妖, which has ー I would argue ー a flattering meaning of "seductive, sexy, beguiling". Of course, there is a lesser-known meaning of "incomprehensible natural disaster", so... "Human catastrophe" could work...

Snopes Fact Check: False

1. The troon didn't mix up anything. The Japanese kanji word 妖怪 (Youkai) is a loanword from the Chinese hanzi word 妖怪 (yaoguai).
2. 妖 can have the connotation of seductive, but typically only as a modifier to imply an element of the supernatural, such as in 妖媚 (bewitching, enchanting). Think of it like invoking the devil in "devilishly handsome". In use cases where it's describing an entity like for 妖怪, it carries the meaning of unnatural, uncanny and deceptive. For example, a creature that commonly appears in Chinese folklore is the 狐妖 (fox demon), a fox that is less bestial and unnaturally human-like, often as a means to deceive and seduce humans. A 人妖 (human demon) would be a human that doesn't act according to their nature by being unnaturally less human and taking on a monstrous or supernatural quality. Of course, it colloquially refers to trannies now.

Additional note: 妖怪 are a category of monsters which are both 妖 (defying the natural order) and 怪 (strange and unusual). You can't have one quality without the other, both are what make them monstrous. Also, specific types of 妖怪 are often referred using the convention X妖, with X being the variety (For example, 蛇妖 (snake demon) is a 妖怪 (demon) despite not containing the 怪 character).

TLDR: The definition of the word 人妖 still means demonic human, though sadly not in a Biblical demonic sense.

 

[Kyff]

This is the funniest shit I’ve read on the internet today, ASS SPIRIT

The jing of pijing can also have the meaning of semen. Idk but I suspect this is a multilayered slur

 

[Snack Cracker]

Those tranny tits are fucking horrifying. Why are they so low and far apart???

Because of that big ass male ribcage, men can grow “breasts” but you could drive a truck between them, and the nipples end up looking like this

 

[mnt_ms]

I couldn't believe for a moment that there is a newspaper called "Gay Times". Times are gay indeed.
One day the wheelchair won't be a sign of real victimhood, and those niggaz will try something more radical, like a lobotomy. Maybe then the times won't be gay anymore.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

I couldn't believe for a moment that there is a newspaper called "Gay Times". Times are gay indeed.
One day the wheelchair won't be a sign of real victimhood, and those niggaz will try something more radical, like a lobotomy. Maybe then the times won't be gay anymore.

Let's face it, these people would be better off with a lobotomy.

 

[Lain The Tranny Beater]

So the other day I ended at a DMV Smoke Sex shop, and, oh boy, did I find a lot of grimy shit.

Spoiler: Fucking Cursed

Obviously, trannies are gullible retards that will buy anything…I expected the disgusting breast bras and shitty wigs those AGP teachers bought…but I never thought that silicone genital underwear was an option…and they were stationed right next to the dilators…if morbid curiosity didn’t set in, I wouldn’t have found the porno mags 5 feet away focusing on forced crossdressing and feminization. There was a solid stack of multiple different magazines all settled on AGP and tranny shit…all clearly bent the fuck up and picked apart…and filled with shit worser than a furry’s private porn page.

I think it’s time to hardcore bully people into suicide. Obviously, lay off the more hopeful bunch. But those deviant faggots deserve to die. That was single handedly the most disgusting shit I saw. And this is literally the same place that had a jewelry display case of crack pipes with a variety of choices. And you can just walk in without being carded. I saw someone not even 18 walk in and out with shit.

The bar was already in hell, but I think they’re digging for the fucking Chinese equivalent of hell.

We’ve done it people. We found the allusive black, disable, queer tranny that needs to be consider constantly according to the online “queer” community. The day has come where we can no longer disregard its comfort. The all inclusive shitty advertisement art has for told of its coming, and we can deny it no longer…

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Casting Ellen in the Odyssey is a collective super L for trannies everywhere. People from all continents are making fun of her on social media after the video of her and the bodyguard dropped. They were laughing at her before but this is even worse because now everyone can clearly see that she is a woman and people are (rightfully) stating that sex can't be changed and refusing to play the tranny validation game. Hell, the video now is forever proof that trans ideology is bullshit and can be used against trannies. And the tranny cult can't go on a cancelling spree because they lost so much of their power.

It's also a giant L for Hollywood because they want the audience to pretend that she is an ancient greek warrior but it's simply impossible for sane people.

Here is the video in question:

0:36

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Her bodyguard could play a greek warrior. Yet Hollywooke and the trans cult wants us to pretend this tiny, dainty woman is now a man, just like the man next to her and has the right to take roles away from male actors. Reality is the biggest enemy of trans ideology because troonery can only lose.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Casting Ellen in the Odyssey is a collective super L for trannies everywhere.

The funny thing about that is there really are pooner body builders with plausibly Herculean figures,.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=trans+man+body+builder&ia=images

OTOH E. Page is a pitiful waif looking person both before and after the switch.
I'm thinking she was cast as a deliberate troll for transphobes / loyalty test for Hollywood lefties.

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To me he looks like a more or less conventional male old hippie,
but if he says "non-binary" then by golly non-binary.


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Just the subject line plus one selfie:

I cropped out excessive background to put him in the center of the pic.

 

[When will it begin?]

OTOH E. Page is a pitiful waif looking person both before and after the switch.

Lady Gaga is the same height and Ariana Grande is even shorter. Both of them when walking with their bodyguards look taller and with more presence than Page.

 

[stupid frog]

This is how he sounds like by the way.

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

Casting Ellen in the Odyssey is a collective super L for trannies everywhere. People from all continents are making fun of her on social media after the video of her and the bodyguard dropped. They were laughing her her before but this is even worse because now everyone can see that she is a woman and people are (rightfully) stating that sex can't be changed and refusing to play the tranny validation game. Hell, the video now is forever proof that trans ideology is bullshit and can be used against trannies. And the tranny cult can't go on a cancelling spree because they lost so much of their power.

It's also a giant L for Hollywood because they want the audience to pretend that she is an ancient greek warrior and it's simply impossible for sane people.

Here is the video in question:
ssstwitter.com_1783546547165.mp4

Screenshot
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Her bodyguard could play a greek warrior. Yet Hollywooke and the trans cult wants us to pretend this tiny, dainty woman is now a man, just like the man next to her and has the right to take roles away from male actors. Reality is the biggest enemy of trans ideology because it can only lose.

Holy shit, she's like half his size.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Casting Ellen in the Odyssey is a collective super L for trannies everywhere. People from all continents are making fun of her on social media after the video of her and the bodyguard dropped. They were laughing her her before but this is even worse because now everyone can see that she is a woman and people are (rightfully) stating that sex can't be changed and refusing to play the tranny validation game. Hell, the video now is forever proof that trans ideology is bullshit and can be used against trannies. And the tranny cult can't go on a cancelling spree because they lost so much of their power.

It's also a giant L for Hollywood because they want the audience to pretend that she is an ancient greek warrior and it's simply impossible for sane people.

Here is the video in question:
ssstwitter.com_1783546547165.mp4

Screenshot
Ver archivo adjunto 9248569

Her bodyguard could play a greek warrior. Yet Hollywooke and the trans cult wants us to pretend this tiny, dainty woman is now a man, just like the man next to her and has the right to take roles away from male actors. Reality is the biggest enemy of trans ideology because it can only lose.

Elliot in his next action movie role.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

There's another photo where she's on stage with the cast and you can see that she isn't small for a man, she is small for a woman.

Giving up high heels is such a self-own.

 

[Berengar]

His posting is lunacy, and his face is horrifying.

He doesn't just want to be a woman; he wants to be a beautiful and hot woman. But the starting point is a hideously ugly, bulky middle aged man.

 

[A serious hat]

Hahaha lil Ellen looks like a ventriloquist dummy! She could be an evil ventriloquist dummy in an episode of Tales From the Crypt, if they ever rebooted it. What she can’t be, is a convincing man! Poor lil dood.

Oh she could also be Mini Me if they reboot Austin Powers! Maybe she can fit into Verne Troyer’s costume!

Forgot to add that this comes to mind when I saw her dainty little steps down those stairs:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsNzETaavrI&t=5s&pp=2AEFkAIB

 

[Two Frogs]

Hey guys here's my tutorial on how I can pass as alternative trans man

https://old.reddit.com/r/transmanlifehacks/

New pooner zoo just dropped!

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Hey guys here's my tutorial on how I can pass as alternative trans man

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https://old.reddit.com/r/transmanlifehacks/

New pooner zoo just dropped!

How exactly would these even be remotely different in person? It's the same damn outfit!

And neither of these look particularly 'alt' in the first place.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Is it a fetish? Is it a LARP? Is it a ... drum roll ... fandom?


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So, I (19M) am a transmasc guy (he/him only please).

There isn't a ton of transmasculine representation in media, and I began to notice a pattern with myself.

Whenever I have a favorite male character of any kind, I ALWAYS headcanon him as a transmasc guy, even if I know for a definitive fact that this isn't true.

I don't know why I do this, and I honestly can't remember when this started since, I initially started identifying within the trans umbrella at 12.

But lately, the character I headcanon as trans the most is Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead. I know they were throwing around the idea of Daryl being gay and asexual at some point in the series and I'm sure they would've been okay with Daryl being trans if the idea ever got thrown around.

This might be a childish thing to do, but I'm curious to know if anyone else ever does it or if it's just me. And if anyone does/did this, please tell me which characters you headcanoned as trans, transfem, transmasc, or nonbinary!

Just dropped. Will check for comments tomorrow morning unless someone beats me to it.