TORRID HAUL-VLOGMAS DAY 8 12/8/18

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Twinkie is fucking huge. How is it hard to feed a dog less?

It’s not, however, when you can’t be bothered to take care of yourself in almost any capacity, how could you be expected to take care of another living being?

 

[Twinkie]

M E R R Y

C L O T M A S​

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Eh, when they run out of candles they can just push her out into the yard and set fire to that greasy scrunchie poop-bun. Bitch would burn with the fire of a thousand suns.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wick_effect

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Sorry. I am 10 seconds into this video and have seen the dog piss and shit. What the fuck?‽!!

We've been saying for years that her content is shit. Seems like she took it liderally

 

[MeLikeyLurkey]

I couldn't get past the first 60 seconds. I clicked on the video & was greeted with a dog taking a piss & Necks' reveries of growing up in the ol' trailer park in the world's best double-wide.
These gorls really are the epitome of class.

 

[497]

Can't wait to hear what the pain is about... could be a blood clot or who knows- just definitely not diabetes you haters. Her A1C was fine. Also her doctor said she doesn't have heart failure.

When she cracked open that sprite zero I was waiting for her to slip and say "my dietician said diet soda is ok"

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

If she sees a doctor (my phone helped out to autocorrect that to "donut" haha) she'll never be honest with us about what is said. I'm not sure she's capable of even being honest with herself.

 

[London Raine]

"Inscrutiating pain. I know everyone hates it when I say that word"

Yes, because you say it wrong.

I'm interested to see if she'll ever update us about the doc visit (assuming it's been made) and how she's going to twist out of any tests being done. I can't image any legit doctor letting her out without them at her size. Of course we're talking about ALs doctor so it may be to assume legit.

If it does end up being a real thing though this could definitely be the official start of The Bed Bound Chronicles. She'll try to rest it for a while and then won't be able to get up. Even if the leg got better, if it happened over Christmas (already a time of indulgence) her weight would shoot up so fast.

She's going to e-mail her doctor who says she definitely doesn't have a blood clot. Just watch and see. She'll blame it on all the exercise she does at night.

• 
  (sorry) -- if you get a blood clot, your leg hurts very bad, is usually red, and sore to the touch. It can break free and travel to the lungs, and BAM you're dead. I don't think there's anyone in that house that knows CPR -- let alone on a 600 pound person. I don't want to PL, but I speak from experience. Blood thinners are the way to go if you are inactive as ALR. She's 60 years old living in a 30 year old body. This is probably the one time she should go straight to the ER if she wants to live.

 

[ADHD]

Possibilities are:

DVT
Cellulitis (shes had it before)
Beetus
Shin splints from leg bowing.

Another possibility is that it's like Twinkie's "cyst" and will never be mentioned again.

 

[Emotional Prolapse]

Is it just me or is Torrid trolling their customers? This is the second top I've seen from them that has painfully accurate text on it. Kandy Foxx, another YT fatty who got gastric and STILL gained it all back, has a fucking sports bra from Torrid that has "I CAN'T" printed across it in huge letters. A fucking sports bra for people so big they literally can't work out, that says "I CAN'T"? Satire is dead.

 

[ADHD]

if you get a blood clot, your leg hurts very bad, is usually red, and sore to the touch. It can break free and travel to the lungs, and BAM you're dead.

Considering how fat and fluid-filled her legs are normally, would the redness caused by a blood clot stand out? Since we've never seen her legs, it's hard to say what their coloring is, but I'd imagine they're normally red from the skin being so stretched.

 

[PiggyPie]

And to think we have 17 more days of Vlogmas to go through

 

[Raven]

Is the girl talking to AL at 15:40 (screenshot) Necky's sister? At first I thought she was 14 and some other relative, but the kid with the loaded diaper looks an awful lot like her. She, however, looks nothing like Necky. I'm so confused lol.

ETA if this girl is in fact Necky's sister, is she the one who birthed the famous "dead nephew"?

Sorry for all the :late: questions.

 

[Kirito]

this is my magnum opus. I will never shoop again

Spoiler

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

All that red top needed was white stripes then she could be wearing a circus tent.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I wonder if she'll keep vlogging after her first amputation?

 

[Xenomorph]

I made some exploitables out of this

@Thiccc Weenie you are famous mama

 

[ricecake]

Is the girl talking to AL at 15:40 (screenshot) Necky's sister? At first I thought she was 14 and some other relative, but the kid with the loaded diaper looks an awful lot like her. She, however, looks nothing like Necky. I'm so confused lol.

ETA if this girl is in fact Necky's sister, is she the one who birthed the famous "dead nephew"?

Sorry for all the :late: questions.

That is Becky’s nephew’s child bride. Like many hillbilly families, the lines between generations are blurred thanks to teenage pregnancy. Becky’s mom was a teen mom, and Becky’s sisters (who are ten years older than B) were both? teen moms. As is the girl in question; that is her baby.

 

[Xenomorph]

For her to say she is going to the doctor without dragging it out for a long time before going this must be BAD.
She should be terrified and honestly this is the time she should be going to the ER for someone her size it could be quite of few things many of them dangerous.

 

[CindyChafe]

I wonder if she'll keep vlogging after her first amputation?

Nana Luvs Troubles was a YouTuber who did lip syncing videos. She lost a leg to the beetus and continued to make videos until she died of kidney failure a couple years ago. She tried to keep her stump out of videos but there were some good ones...

ETA: She actually lost her leg in a car accident but most of her health troubles were complicated by her diabetes. She found out she was diabetic at the tender age of 16. Nana was fond of the poop bun. Nana also had a pet chihuahua named Piper, amongst other similarities with our gorl. She dealt with a lot of YouTube "haters" as well... Nana was in love with Norman Reedus like all white trash folks. Nana loved her nephews and was trying to get gastric bypass surgery before her death at the ripe age of 37.

I know this isn’t a video of Amber but this is some stuff we have to look forward to, like hospital bed Q&A’s. Or videos called “First time walking with my new leg”...

Nana is Amber if Amber stopped lying all the time...