The would you rather thread

[The Last Stand]

Would you rather be European or Korean?

 

[Pig Cups]

Would you rather be European or Korean?

European.

Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with Socrates, or a pornstar of your choosing?

 

[The Last Stand]

Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with Socrates, or a pornstar of your choosing?

I don't like porn, so I suppose Socrates. Perhaps he'll have insight on how to fix it.

Would you rather have to use a ten year old phone for a week or have to use the slowest capable Internet for a week?

 

[Pig Cups]

Would you rather have to use a ten year old phone for a week or have to use the slowest capable Internet for a week?

Phone, because I’ve known people who’ve actually had phones that old. Granted, they were tech geeks who found charm in older hardware, but these phones worked surprisingly well. The lag you’d get in the latter case would be enough to drive you insane.

Would you rather see the world in Nintendo 64 graphic quality, or hear all conversations as if on a spotty cell phone call?

 

[The Last Stand]

Would you rather see the world in Nintendo 64 graphic quality, or hear all conversations as if on a spotty cell phone call?

Nintendo 64 quality. I would have to get used to the fog, but since stuff is less detailed because they're polygons, it may be easier to make out things.

Would you rather sleep inside a cemetery or sleep in an abandoned mall?

 

[starborn427614]

Would you rather sleep inside a cemetery or sleep in an abandoned mall?

Cemetary. Much better view of your surroundings and it's harder to be boxed in.

Would you rather travel to the past or future?

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Past, easy. I know what i'm getting for the most part.

Fight a pitbull or a pitbull's weight in toy/yip dogs.

 

[The Last Stand]

Would you rather travel to the past or future?

Past. I want to ask more questions from that. How long for the past? Would it have drastic effects to the present or future? Would I have knowledge of the future like a time traveler. You'd already know what I'd do.

Fight a pitbull or a pitbull's weight in toy/yip dogs.

Pitbull's weight in toy dogs. A pitbull could dismember you.

Would you rather see life from a Game Boy POV or a 90s cell phone POV?