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Would you rather witness an alien invasion or experience a zombie outbreak?
Zombie outbreak, since I presume there would at least be a chance of getting to an island or something, whereas aliens would have the technology to kill us all.

Would you rather be in an amazing relationship with mediocre sex, or a mediocre relationship with amazing sex?
 
Would you rather be in an amazing relationship with mediocre sex, or a mediocre relationship with amazing sex?
Amazing relationship with mediocre sex. If the relationship is amazing itself, I'm sure there's other ways to be aroused or satisfied both ways.

Would you rather have to be in an eating contest consisting of cereal with milk or rice and beans? You'd have to drink the cereal milk too. You could pick any cold cereal. The rice and beans would be medium flavored. You could have any drink with you, but you'd have to finish that too.
 
Amazing relationship with mediocre sex. If the relationship is amazing itself, I'm sure there's other ways to be aroused or satisfied both ways.

Would you rather have to be in an eating contest consisting of cereal with milk or rice and beans? You'd have to drink the cereal milk too. You could pick any cold cereal. The rice and beans would be medium flavored. You could have any drink with you, but you'd have to finish that too.
I’ll take the cereal.

Would you rather have a tuna latte? Or lambs brains in a white-wine sauce?
 
You did not give a Would You Rather. :geek:

Would you rather witness an alien invasion or experience a zombie outbreak?
Zombie outbreak, its alot more survivable than aliens. We also have 'plans' to survive if it happened, we dont know what aliens would do at all.

Would you rather be allowed 20 minutes a day on any site you want or unlimited minutes on only one site, and what would that site be?
 
Would you rather be allowed 20 minutes a day on any site you want or unlimited minutes on only one site, and what would that site be?
Unlimited minutes on only one site, which would be Kiwi Farms. There's links upon links here so that's a loophole.

Would you rather cater a cafeteria of prisoners or cater a school of middle schoolers?
 
Middle schoolers. They would be easier to deal with than criminals.

Would you rather work a well paid job where your co-workers hate you or a minimum wage job where everybody loves you.
 
Would you rather work a well paid job where your co-workers hate you or a minimum wage job where everybody loves you.
Would both jobs be in the same field? Describe hate, if we don't speak to each other, I guess I could tolerate it. As long as no harm comes to me, I'd rather the well paying job. Ultimately, I need money and income. If I do a well enough job, I could have resume fodder.

Would you rather live in a Lego world or in an animated cartoon?
 
Would both jobs be in the same field? Describe hate, if we don't speak to each other, I guess I could tolerate it. As long as no harm comes to me, I'd rather the well paying job. Ultimately, I need money and income. If I do a well enough job, I could have resume fodder.

Would you rather live in a Lego world or in an animated cartoon?
Animated cartoon. Less restricted movement physics, compared with being a Lego Person.
 
Would you rather have your socks forever wear out after 10 days of wearing them, or have your shoes forever wear out after 100 days of wearing them?
 
Would you rather have your socks forever wear out after 10 days of wearing them, or have your shoes forever wear out after 100 days of wearing them?
If we are assuming that the one that you dont choose lasts forever, then im going with socks every 10 days of wearing them. They make them pretty cheap if you know what to look for. Also every 3 months youd have to bust in your shoes again and that sucks.

If you were forced to live off the land in a forest buschcraft-style, would you rather have unlimited stamina or unlimited fire-starting equipment?
 
If we are assuming that the one that you dont choose lasts forever, then im going with socks every 10 days of wearing them. They make them pretty cheap if you know what to look for. Also every 3 months youd have to bust in your shoes again and that sucks.

If you were forced to live off the land in a forest buschcraft-style, would you rather have unlimited stamina or unlimited fire-starting equipment?

Unlimited stamina to impress the imaginary ladies.

Would you rather be called DeCalvus Dontarius Washington or Phil Myanus?
 
If we are assuming that the one that you dont choose lasts forever, then im going with socks every 10 days of wearing them. They make them pretty cheap if you know what to look for. Also every 3 months youd have to bust in your shoes again and that sucks.

If you were forced to live off the land in a forest buschcraft-style, would you rather have unlimited stamina or unlimited fire-starting equipment?
Unlimited fire-starting equipment. Depending on the location and the time of year, it's gonna get bone-chillingly cold at night, to say the least. There's also the added benefit of always having a means to cook your game.

Would you rather be called DeCalvus Dontarius Washington or Phil Myanus?
Phil Myanus. I'll simply pronounce the last name as 'Me-ah-nus', and so, in turn, if anyone asks, I can just tell them that my estranged great-grandad was either a Pajeet, or a Filipino.
 
Would you rather have to blend your food in a blender or eat it frozen? When I say blend the food together, say you have an entree of potatoes, steak, and peas, all of that has to be blended together as a shake of sort.
 
Would you rather have to blend your food in a blender or eat it frozen? When I say blend the food together, say you have an entree of potatoes, steak, and peas, all of that has to be blended together as a shake of sort.
Frozen no doubt. At least I could let it sit for a few hours and thaw before i eat it. Even having to eat it frozen is better than a concoction.

Would you rather spend 1/4 of your life in prison in one consecutive term, or go every few years for a year at a time?
 
The last one. That question is worded weirdly. I would not want to spend that long in prison.

Would you rather lose a toe or lose a finger?
Good point, i suppose a better rephrase would be "You are going to live 100 years. Would you rather be in prison for 25 years served in one term, or go for 1 year every 5 years (1 year in 5 out)"

Which toe/finger would it be? If it was random id choose toe, you can do alot more with your hands than your feet
 
Which toe/finger would it be? If it was random id choose toe, you can do alot more with your hands than your feet
Random.

Would you rather be in prison for 25 years served in one term, or go for 1 year every 5 years (1 year in 5 out)"
Still that one. Again, spending at least a decade in prison would mean you're cut off from the outside world.
 
You did not give a Would You Rather. :geek:

Would you rather witness an alien invasion or experience a zombie outbreak?
That's a good one. Although, I'm leaning towards the zombie outbreak. If the aliens aren't friendly; they'll be a lot harder to fight.

So, would you rather be able to freeze time at the cost of taking that time off your life; or be able to read minds, but the person whose mind you're reading can also see your thoughts?
 
That's a good one. Although, I'm leaning towards the zombie outbreak. If the aliens aren't friendly; they'll be a lot harder to fight.

So, would you rather be able to freeze time at the cost of taking that time off your life; or be able to read minds, but the person whose mind you're reading can also see your thoughts?
Most likely freezing time, as long as its like a 'you lose as much time as you froze' kinda thing. I feel like if two people read eachothers minds at the same time it would be similar to calling another phone in the same room- that chirping sound that goes back and forth but in your head
 
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