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The only reason he was around was to be a foil for Dr. Insano.
Also I think he's Canadian and they had their minority quota with Phelous.
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Also I think he's Canadian and they had their minority quota with Phelous.
I disagree that this is suicide bait, and fuck the bots that would auto flag it.
Dude just admits he fucking sucks and doesn't see a path forward.
Like he should suck it the fuck up and produce content even if he doesn't care for it. But instead he's introvert faggoting. As he has for decades.
Life doesn't owe you happy, sometimes it's a slide filled with razor blades, and the goal is SURVIVE.
You don't have to "do well" but you do have to DO.
Dude just admits he fucking sucks and doesn't see a path forward.
Like he should suck it the fuck up and produce content even if he doesn't care for it. But instead he's introvert faggoting. As he has for decades.
Life doesn't owe you happy, sometimes it's a slide filled with razor blades, and the goal is SURVIVE.
You don't have to "do well" but you do have to DO.
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April actually isn't all that much more attractive than the warthog really. If she was much fatter they'd look pretty close. I'm not sure why Spoony didn't just go for WH. Probably cause she was a psychotic disabled pants pissing welfare bum in Canada but after April she was obviously the only one that would've taken him.
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i think what killed him was seeing someone like mandalore gaming and seth, who really are the modern spoonies. surpass him in popularity and quality,
their videos are significantly better in terms of editing and as a review that talks about the actual game and how it plays, instead of using it as a catalyst for jokes.
the majority of games spoony talked about were games he grew up with or from properties he was familiar with.
mandalore and seth have the creativity and intelligence to speak about games in depth that they are initially unfamiliar with.
this would be spoonies competition going forward.
it sucks.
in another universe he could have started some sort of dnd channel like critical role, fuck poor guy.
their videos are significantly better in terms of editing and as a review that talks about the actual game and how it plays, instead of using it as a catalyst for jokes.
the majority of games spoony talked about were games he grew up with or from properties he was familiar with.
mandalore and seth have the creativity and intelligence to speak about games in depth that they are initially unfamiliar with.
this would be spoonies competition going forward.
it sucks.
in another universe he could have started some sort of dnd channel like critical role, fuck poor guy.
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As well as Majuular doing a more thorough, better, more in-depth retrospective on Ultima.
He's just been replaced. Nobody needs or wants another video from him any more.
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I feel sorry for him.
I sincerely want him to be better and do the necessary steps to get there.
I sincerely want him to be better and do the necessary steps to get there.
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The only one spearing that hog would be a black man and they're less incentivized to do so given she doesn't have a car for them to borrow or a place for them to stay.
IIRC Spoony was a virgin until he met Scarlett at age 27 (lol) so I get the impression he's never been particularly libidinous. He and April were basically roommates who maybe had duty sex with each other every few months, if that.
I'm just making a wild guess here, but I've heard people praising Majuular's Ultima videos for a while now, but I'm guessing he isn't just stealing or paying other people to get footage for him? I see he's got a pastebin link of sources for the material he uses(articles, interviews, etc.) but seems to have done the one thing Spoony didn't do. Actually play the fucking games.
Which is another reason why Spoony is so much more pathetic. The guy just needed to crap out one video a month to keep his fans happy, and when it was game videos half of 'em he couldn't even be bothered to use his own footage. Which of course in some of the FF videos led to him failing to notice shit that he would have if he actually played the game. I wonder if anyone has compared Spoony's Ultima videos to having actually played them and seen if he fucked anything up due to sourcing his game footage elsewhere. I'm not familiar enough with them(played a couple as a kid for a bit and that's about it) so I wouldn't be able to watch his videos and spot anything.
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and this nigga thought he'd be a star and bitches would be all over him?
peak delusion.
even my ass lost it in high school, and im a motherfucking loser
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Lets breakdown the many copes of Noah Cantwiler.
1. "It's been over 10 years." The passage of time only makes a comeback more meaningful.
2. "I've struggled for years with this. And I've tried. I really have." What he does isn't that difficult, and in terms of a comeback video the bar has never been lower. Many people would be content with little or no editing. If he can't even sit infront of a camera then he should just record over footage or go back his roots and make written reviews. His social media is proof that if nothing else he can still pump out volumes of text.
3. "the culture and the platforms available have made it so that content production, for me is basically impossible and not a viable career option by any stretch" The fuck does this mean? Who cares what the culture is like, people want more of his old content not something contemporary. He still has a channel with 144k Subscribers, new YouTubers would kill for that kind of reach, so any mention of the platform is bullshit. It doesnt need to be a career either, right now he makes basically no money (what's his patreon at?) and even if making videos wont pay the equivalent of a salary what he'd get for them will be more than the nothing he's getting now.
4. "The truth is that I've been useless to everyone ever since I parted ways with April. The breakup destroyed me, and that's entirely on me for not being able to deal with it. The only thing that's brought me any solace is in raising my dogs, and I'm fully aware of how pathetic and sad that truly is." While he does try to undercut the blame by saying its his fault for not being able to deal with it, this does still come off like he's blaming April, a fangirl rebound from Scarlet, dumping him for all his problems. While we don't know the details of that breakup, how messy it was, what was said, etc this all boils down to an issue of self esteem. Consider the follow up sentence, he thinks its pathetic and sad to take solace in raising his dogs. Raising dogs is cool, and dogs provide a means of meeting women a bonus to his chances of connecting with them, but he can't see it that way because he's too busy wallowing in his own self loathing.
5. "Video production was all I was ever any good at. It was all I ever wanted to do. And now I can't even face getting in front of a camera anymore for all the feelings of shame and inadequacy I feel." Those feelings of shame and inadequacy would melt away if he just started making content again. Going back to what I said before about facing the camera, if that really is such a big obstacle for him then he doesnt have to do it. Heck why not make a video where his MST3K puppet is the one doing the review? Maybe that form of cognitive dissonant disassoaciation would help him. He could open with the puppet (I wish I could remember its name) complaining that it waited too long for Spoony to stop being a lazy, pathetic, bastard and now it's time to take matters into it's own hands. That has the potential to be genuinely funny.
Unfortunately we'll probably never get to see that, or anything else from Spoony again. If he doesnt actually kill himself this time he's going to either fade away or return to the status quo of being a faggot on social media until the next time he needs to bait for pity.
In the unlikely event that I am wrong, here's three video premise ideas that Noah has my permission to steal without credit.
A. The puppet perspective outlined in point 5 above.
B. Just make a video in the same old style as before as if nothing ever happened.
C. Make a video and blame the subject matter for the decade timeskip e.g. "this game/movie was so bad it put me into a content coma for a decade!"
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@Preacher ✝ The counter to some of that is he has done streams lately, he's boring as fuck. I never liked his streams even early on, but he hardly talks at all and picks the worst games possible. He seemed a bit more upbeat with that fag Curtis sucking on him, but even then he was zoned out mostly. He's in this medicated/other world now. I really don't anyone would like his content anymore. Despite the '10 years' thing he has been Youtube many times, and got zero interest or traction.
I dare anyone to sit through this appalling awful looking simulated 4 hour board game he streamed 8 months ago.
I dare anyone to sit through this appalling awful looking simulated 4 hour board game he streamed 8 months ago.
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A fair point but I'd say he was never meant to be a streamer anyway. He said it himself, video production was his passion, not streaming. Plus he clearly has some kind of anxiety disorder so being live, unable to cut bad takes or edit, certainly isn't helping him.
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He said he was 'stoned out of his mind' on painkillers in the last year. I wouldn't be too surprised if Miles isn't taking from the evidence lockers to keep him zonked too. He says he can't see a doctor because he's either too lazy or stupid to get disability or anything so that's just a theory I have. I also think Marzgurl is a vicodin freak too with her ups and downs and odd aging.
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To be fair she has a massive weight on her shoulders, those freakish arms can't be light.
He got fired from doing his written reviews before his video stuff.
Because he believes it's the only way he can earn his rightfully ordained living as a celebrity, and if he can't do that then there's no point in bothering with life.
This would be fine even a couple years later. A fucking decade? It doesn't matter how messy the breakup was or wasn't, it's been a fucking decade.
Hell, he could even start as a pngtuber/vtuber version of his puppet, but that would mean he isn't in front of the camera and that's the entire point. He wants to be the celebrity. This entire shit show for him happened because he's a sadbrained narcissist.
Arthur Morgan
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April was right there and didn't seem to mind him leering, which of course she didn't, that's what she wanted. She was throwing them out there for any dude and probably would have taken Linkara as a consolation prize, but he's too much of a coward to ask a woman out. Which is sad because both he and April would have ended up with someone better than what they got.
While he has more of a social life than Noah, I doubt he's got a woman. Or a dude if he swings that way, he might. And any potential spouse would likely have to accept that Noah is part of the deal.
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She was a slumming con whore that used him until the money train ran out. In the end she was smart to leave but her mission was to be a gold digger. She apparently grew up and hasn't had any drama while this idiot is still whining over an obvious gold digger.
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It's nice that Spoony can finally admit to himself that he's a pathetic fucking loser and that he gave up years ago. Sad thing is he could easily make zero effort videos and still carve out some pathetic form of existence if he could stop with the sad brain for just one second (If Angry Fucking Joe of all people can be going on almost 20 years, anyone could), but he is truly the saddest man on the Internet. Thanks for the memories, I guess.