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The MET Gala Discussion Thread - An Unfiltered Discussion of Fashion
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Maybe it’s the lighting and the resolution messing with me but the thing that’s wrapped around her and hanging off her shoulder looks like it’s just a trash bag. High fashion like this always just looks so goofy to me.
I usually love eccentric high fashion but her moon outfit does nothing for me. I think it’s because the dress itself lacks structure and that wrap around piece isn’t large enough. For it to be good it needs to be more extreme. It’s too mid and played it too safe to be great. That’s probably my main gripe with Rihanna outfits. She gets like halfway there then stops in a safe zone before it’s actually an exciting piece. I watch this shit to see extreme decadence and over the top costumes with a vision.
I actually prefer MET Gala themes that encourage the looks to be costume-y and over the top. They aren’t necessarily good, but they can be funny. Laughing at rich idiots with bad taste and too much creative freedom is half the appeal.
If I really wanted to see them wear “normal” high fashion I’d just watch the next awards show red carpet.
Alledgedly they said no because of the Bezos involvement.
I always like checking out the outfits, but holy crap, I sometimes wonder how many of the "outfits" the wearer has chosen themselves and how many is pure humiliation ritual?
Alledgedly they said no because of the Bezos involvement.
I always like checking out the outfits, but holy crap, I sometimes wonder how many of the "outfits" the wearer has chosen themselves and how many is pure humiliation ritual?
Typically the celebrities don’t fully choose their outfits, they might be able to give some input if lucky. The celeb is invited and then a designer sponsors them and buys their ticket to show off their work. That’s my understanding anyway
Hudson Williams' look was so bad oh my goodddddddd. The makeup was conceptually interesting (intertextual richness in regards to the Black Swan reference) but was 1) not very well executed (crookedness, muddy blending) and 2) not cohesive with the clothing at all LOL. The outfit is like a spaniard torero deal...? But the most important part, the silhouette, is missing...
I guess since hes a new celebrity its normal for bad outfits to happen but lol
Coco Rocha in this fabulous velvet Christian Siriano dress at the Vogue after party is a structural dream and better than a lot of the looks for the actual gala
Hudson Williams' look was so bad oh my goodddddddd. The makeup was conceptually interesting (intertextual richness in regards to the Black Swan reference) but was 1) not very well executed (crookedness, muddy blending) and 2) not cohesive with the clothing at all LOL. The outfit is like a spaniard torero deal...? But the most important part, the silhouette, is missing...
I guess since hes a new celebrity its normal for bad outfits to happen but lol
Lana’s outfit was so good! Her looks are usually lovely. The 2024 Garden of Time was one of the top three best themes in my opinion, as well as the 2018 Heavenly Bodies and the 2019 Camp.
i was about to write exactly that in my message but deleted it last second lmfao ... LITERALLY. Literally meta-camp. Disappointing at the time but now... now it works after all
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Ayo Edebiri has been going to A-list red carpets for years now, why does she always insist on projecting such nervous nellie "oh golly gee lil old me wearing this lil old dress" energy? Stop! You're a celebrity.
Ayo was groomed from the womb to become a treasonous theater kid. Literal treason. Here's how: June Pointer's family, the Pointers, THOSE Pointers, especially Anita and Fritz and Bonnie, quite literally founded the Black Panthers. The other BPP hijacked their original BPP, literally at gunpoint, according to Anita's book. But that intra-Panther war belies what they had in common: MAOISM. The Pointers were Maoists. Ayo is June's secret biological daughter. The inwardly-rotated front teeth, the exotropic eyes, and the identical corny commie hipster nigger sense of humor proves it. June was SUPPOSED TO BE infertile after being gang-raped by 15 Panthers on her 15th birthday, something my good friend Onnie Pointer told me on the phone in 2021 and which her uncle Malik Pointer only just this year admitted to. But now I doubt the narrative. Maybe it was a "consensual" gangbang arranged by her monstrous pseudo-Christian commie family, maybe it was a satanic ritual. (The Pointers would later attend Sammy Davis Jr. parties which were more or less exactly like Diddy parties, but even more overtly satanic.) One way or another, naturally or artificially, June was still able to procreate.
(Ignore the bad nosejob June got late in life.)
The Pointers performed in Boston in 1995 for the big July 4th concert at the Hatch Shell. That was just a couple of weeks after I graduated Boston Latin School. I once wondered if maybe they had secret family in my class, and perhaps the Pointers were in the audience when we graduated. I no longer wonder, now. If they weren't at the graduation ceremony, they were almost certainly spending time with my classmate Shahid who appears to have impregnated June about 4 and a half months before. June looks especially pudgy on July 4th, compared to her scrawny literal-crackhead baseline. Ayo was born that October of 1995.
Ayo graduated Boston Latin School in 2013. She weirrrrrrrrdlyalmost exclusively hung out with chinks while there, look up the 2013 Liber Actorum yearbook, it's online, you'll see. Guess how many of them were probably close relatives of literal Chinese Communists.
Other people who've graduated from Latin:
• Andrea Joy Campbell is a foster child with mysterious origins who became the Massachusetts state attorney who literally charged me earlier this year with literal criminal charges simply because I tweeted that my old pal/handler Sara Colb, another Latin alum and now the national Director of Advocacy for the ADL, is going to Hell. (Docket 2501CR006647)
Look up Andrea.
Her obvious Chakaness is undeniable.
Chaka is a LIFELONG MAOIST TRAITOR.
Everyone familiar with Chairman Wu?
Ayo looooooooves her.
• I will mention Shahid Anderson again, Ayo's real biological father...or at the VERRRRRRY least, her biological UNCLE — utterly impossible, face + context combined, to be otherwise, to be even merely a 1st cousin. "What context?" He was officially voted Class Clown in a class loaded with amateur comedic geniuses FOR A REASON. Shahid still remains one of the funniest people I've ever encountered. That shit is definitely inheritable.
• Sumner Redstone
• Leonard Bernstein (grrrrrrreat mind, but very pro-Panther, i.e., a stupid fucking traitor, and I can prrrrrrrrove Bernstein was eyeball-deep and balls-deep in a hidden eugenics project)
I almost married Pnina Salzman's protégé Inbar Rothschild. That non-public, private photo is Bernstein and Pnina at some secret eugenics-experiment semi-wedding party. They definitely fucked and mated "for Israel", and I'll be able to prove it even more soon.
That's just a SAMPLE of the 1981 yearbook for Boston Latin School. One of them is the CNN talking head whatnot, John King. There are wayyyyyyy too many kids in that yearbook who look like semi-Bernsteins.
• et al.
This is how they do shit, our enemies. "Skinsuiting"? No. GENESUITING. They've been doing mass eugenics secretly, surreptitiously, quietly. They crossbreed supertalents. They groom them to be traitors. I found that out the hard and humiliating way, years later, when EVERY SINGLE CLASSMATE OF MINE refused to talk to me about even the most mundane possible shit, for no GOOD reason, even those I had neverrrrrr beefed with. I was surrrrrrrrrounnnnnnnded by a veritable fucking SWARM of traitors, the whole time.
They are doomed beyond words.
Ayo is one of them.
I wouldn't be surprised if she's been plagued by constant panic diarrhea lately. She should be. She's ALREADY in deeeeeeeeeeeep, DEEP boiling shit.
Ayo might be reading this soon. She does kinda seem like the kind of demented Jester Hellwhore who'd secretly frequent this place. If so...
AYO, YOU ARE TOTALLY FUCKING DOOMED.
ONLY POSSIBLE WAY TO UNDOOM YOURSELF, YOU HIDEOUS DOT RAT CUNT, AND TO MAYBE SAVE YOUR FAMILY (PROBABLY NOT) IS TO CONFESS 100% OF ALL THE EVIL COMMIE SHIT YOU'VE BEEN HIDING. BETRAY YOUR COMRADES, YOU DUMB UGLY NIGGER BITCH, AND SAVE YOURSELF THE WORST PUNISHMENTS IN COSMIC HISTORY.
Waaaait what now? What? (Googles) Galliano is going to Zara??
Google tells me he will be ‘reimagining archives’ and that could be fun. Some sources say ‘deconstructed’ which could be anything for genuinely fun to BORING OVERSIZED PLEASE NO and others say ‘gender less’ (nooooooooooooo!) something to keep an eye on in September anyway. My goodness please please bring tailoring back ffs.
Oh I love this, really I do. It’s so NICE to see a tiny girl dressed in a way that makes her look good.
Grace ling and Emma chamberlain look great. Someone actually tarred glittered and feathered Lena Dunham, that’s amusing. Actually quite like Green Christie’s look. Everyone else, woof, you look dreadful
Sarah Paulson has always left me cold but Oli London is a stone retard. There is absolutely no way someone who is primarily a jobbing stage and TV actress is worth $12 million, give me a fucking break.
Sarah Paulson has always left me cold but Oli London is a stone retard. There is absolutely no way someone who is primarily a jobbing stage and TV actress is worth $12 million, give me a fucking break.
It’s probably not all liquid. If she has any brain at all she’s probably invested a majority of what she makes into things like stocks and real estate and allowed it to grow. Most bank accounts are only insured by the FDIC for $250k. Reportedly she makes $300k per episode of AHS. She could easily grow a few seasons of that alone into a few million. Once you have the first couple million it kind of snowballs if you do it correctly.
