The MET Gala Discussion Thread - An Unfiltered Discussion of Fashion

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Here’s an interesting one that hasn’t been mentioned yet- Jen Rubio in Ashi Studio. The wood carved bodice and beautifully draped skirt are stunning. It’s a shame her hair and makeup is so boring with this dress

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Seems to be the case with most of this years outfits. Beautiful outfits brought down a few points due to the lack of creativity in the hair department. Seriously? Nobody had a good hair stylist they could hire? I could find the same quality at a local beauty salon where you can get fake leashes in one room and hair extensions in the next.
Also, who the fuck keeps inviting Lena to these events.
 
Seems to be the case with most of this years outfits. Beautiful outfits brought down a few points due to the lack of creativity in the hair department. Seriously? Nobody had a good hair stylist they could hire? I could find the same quality at a local beauty salon where you can get fake leashes in one room and hair extensions in the next.
Also, who the fuck keeps inviting Lena to these events.
I’ve come full circle with Lena. I dislike her so much that she’s become entertaining. I hope she never changes. She looks like a big stupid feathered muppet in that Valentino dress. I legitimately don’t think she’s wearing makeup or did literally anything to her hair. Is she wearing tights with spots on them or did she bruise up her legs and not put makeup on them? Is it a drug binge? Depression? Giving up completely? Iconic. I hope one day she has her own LOLcow thread

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Teyana Taylor meant to show up to the Westminster Kennel Club as a well groomed sheep dog in this Tom Ford look

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Double posting but I have a soft spot in my heart for Teyana Taylor. She looks absolutely fucking ridiculous every year, I’d like to see her in something semi decent and on theme for once. I get wanting to stand out amongst the basic prom dresses and standard rented tuxedos you see half of the guests wear but atleast make it good.
 
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If only you knew how bad things really are.

Seriously, is there a celebrity who's having a worse time than Naomi Osaka? Every time I see her she looks like she wants to throw herself off a bridge. I know her backstory and yeah her life has been stolen from her but damn girl, you're still at the Met Gala.

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Big fan of Yseult's look. The lines are POWERFUL. Could do without the embroidered "belly button" on her bodice, though.

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Beyonce's appearance here lends credence to the "she's slow" theory. There is NOTHING going on behind those eyes.

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Not on theme at all but I do love Russell Westbrook's royal blue suit. It's a great color on him.
 
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If only you knew how bad things really are.

Seriously, is there a celebrity who's having a worse time than Naomi Osaka? Every time I see her she looks like she wants to throw herself off a bridge. I know her backstory and yeah her life has been stolen from her but damn girl, you're still at the Met Gala.

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Big fan of Yseult's look. The lines are POWERFUL. Could do without the embroidered "belly button" on her bodice, though.

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Beyonce's appearance here lends credence to the "she's slow" theory. There is NOTHING going on behind those eyes.

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Not on theme at all but I do love Russell Westbrook's royal blue suit. It's a great color on him.
Who designed Yseult’s outfit? I was looking and couldn’t find the designer for that one
 
The ultimate DEI guest, Aaron Rose Phillip, to quote, a black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy who was signed to a major modeling agency, wearing Collina Strada. I really wish they better incorporated the wheel chair into the look. There was an opportunity to make something crazy cool wasted on a boring black gown.

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Coco Rocha in this fabulous velvet Christian Siriano dress at the Vogue after party is a structural dream and better than a lot of the looks for the actual gala

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The ultimate DEI guest, Aaron Rose Phillip, to quote, a black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy who was signed to a major modeling agency, wearing Collina Strada. I really wish they better incorporated the wheel chair into the look. There was an opportunity to make something crazy cool wasted on a boring black gown.

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Well this is it. Peak woke and DEI. Nothing else will be as DEI as this.
 
Coco Rocha in this fabulous velvet Christian Siriano dress at the Vogue after party is a structural dream and better than a lot of the looks for the actual gala

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Every curve accentuated and highlighted just perfect. The hair matching the lips! The way her hip dips. This is really stunning for sure. I love the natural highlights of good velvet.
 
Only a few people got the assignment. Sad.

I’m shocked I liked Sabrina Carpenter’s outfit. She’s usually a miss for me.
 
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Okay, this one is kind if cool-looking! So far we got:
• Ethernet cables;
• Synthetic moss;
• ...Shower head plate on the left breast?..
• What looks to be a smoke detector with the casing off, on the right.

"Hit and miss" doesn't even begin to describe (most of) the Current Year™ installments of this fucking clownshow. All of these people deserve to be relentlessly bullied.

Big fan of Yseult's look.
Like what the hell am I looking at? A Bloodborne boss?
 
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Luke Evans in Palomo Spain is the lost member of the Village People. I don’t know who he is but I would bet good money this leather daddy is a flaming faggot

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Luke Evans is indeed gay. This outfit actually suits him as he has the facial structure AND physique for it. He absolutely would be a muse for Tom of Finland.
 
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