The Kiwi Farms House - Stole this idea from an r9k thread.
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- 31 de Oct, 2018
Look, I understand the mandatory nightly group masturbation sessions are great for bonding, but can I be excused if I’m trying to save my energy for the group orgy later?
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- 17 de Ago, 2018
We don't do conspiracy theories here. Go outside for that.
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- 31 de Oct, 2018
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- 21 de Oct, 2019
I'm going to help you with that cellar, no monopolies allowed in this home sweet home!
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- 29 de Sep, 2018
Room for one more here? I got kicked out of my cave in the east african ocean by the squid next door (the bastard claims I ate his kids but that's not true and if anybody says otherwise they're lying!) and need a new place to stay.
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- 14 de Dic, 2015
I'm all for it, just keep our vintage Bandol in a hard-to-reach corner or I WILL chug them...
Also, can I clean out the abandoned meat locker in sub-basement C? I want to fill it with Italian sausages and smelly cheese.
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- 21 de Oct, 2019
as long as the only mold that's down there is on the cheese, meat is too good to go to waste!
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- 19 de Feb, 2017
I suppose I'm the only one who regularly mows the lawn and rakes the leaves in the fall at this house.
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- 31 de Oct, 2018
Nah that's a job for @Mexican_Wizard_711
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- 19 de Feb, 2017
But I'm the one white lawn and garden guy who works as cheaply as the Mexican ones!
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- 14 de Dic, 2015
As long as you'll help me roll a huge, stinky wheel of Reblochon into the fridge... the smell should keep home invaders (and fellow kiwis) away. Then we can guzzle ancient bottles of Port deep in the basement.
White trash Kiwis unite! Wanna sit on the porch and flick cigarette butts at stray dogs?
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- 30 de Sep, 2018
You can play my video games, but you have to put the games back in there correct cases.
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- 27 de Sep, 2018
'Suppose I'll be the poor bastard who has to clean the pool. There's always a swimming pool in these kinds of houses.
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- 27 de Ago, 2019
You mean the aquatic litter box?
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- 27 de Sep, 2018
If it gets too dirty I'll drain it and use it for skateboarding.
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- 21 de Oct, 2019
You found my gift!
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- 31 de Mar, 2017
I shit in a random shoe I found in the hallway for chao's sake.
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- 14 de Dic, 2015
How many floors does this place have? Pretty sure I came across ancient Pictish engravings in sub-basement C. Not that that's a deal-breaker... but we may need to sacrifice a goat at some point.