The Kiwi Farms House - Stole this idea from an r9k thread.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Guys, there's some weird looking dude camping out on our back porch. Says his name is Corbin and one of you fuckers issued him a multipass to stay there. Dude smells like cheap vodka and won't stop hassling me for cigarettes.

Sounds like I've got a fucking kid to chase off our lawn. Be back in a moment.

 

[Autisimodo]

HOLY FUCK, WHO LET JONATHAN YANIV IN? HIS SCOOTY PUFF IS ALL HOTTED UP AND IT'S SPEEDING DOWN THE HALL AND ACCELERATING!

Don't worry, I threw a box of tampons with his name on it outside. Wait for him to go out front and lock the door.

If he rams the door with Scooty Puff, threaten to sue him for damages, that'll scare him off for good.

 

[Pissmaster]

We only have one TV with a VCR and these are the only movies

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Somebody already wore both Feeders and Feeders 2 out

 

[glass_houses]

Somebody already wore both Feeders and Feeders 2 out

Don't worry, that's why Pirate Bay was invented. All we have to do is snatch a little bandwidth from the gamers.

 

[pierce your heart]

Why is the pantry full of spiders? The fuckers are hairy and the size of my fist.

What's the problem? Spiders are friends.

 

[glass_houses]

What's the problem? Spiders are friends.

I never said it was a problem. I just wanted to know why they're there.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I never said it was a problem. I just wanted to know why they're there.

Sorry, my bad. I brought them in to get rid of all the fucking cockroaches that keep coming up.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'm sleeping in the closet

 

[glass_houses]

I'm sleeping in the closet

We all know about you being in the closet.

 

[The Cunting Death]

We all know about you being in the closet.

I'm so far in the closet that I'm in Narnia

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I probably have the best vidya collection and I brew my own beer. You wanna hang with me you better have money or pussy.

 

[Cool kitties club]

The end goal of this is the feds busting down door turning on the lights and finding disgusting mess of trash, autism, cum, and a dead body or two.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

The end goal of this is the feds busting down door turning on the lights and finding disgusting mess of trash, autism, cum, and a dead body or two.

But who's the glownigger that sold us out?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I was gonna fill condoms up with water and throw them at people.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I'M BLASTING MUSIC THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

 

[Sundae]

My room is up in the attic, in a nice little corner full of cool antiques. My roommate is a Victorian-era gentleman ghost who used to be a doctor, and together we solve mysteries and fight crime. During our down time, we work on making our own video games, that we will one day publish on Steam and will turn us into millionaires.

Oh, also I went ahead and set up a little emu farm in the backyard. I hope you guys like emus.

 

[glass_houses]

Oh, also I went ahead and set up a little emu farm in the backyard. I hope you guys like emus.

They're delicious.

I've started a house library. Mark even a single page of one of these books and consequences will never be the same.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

i vote we dedicate a room to keep the trophies of all the cows we've murdered over the years. it'll probably be 90% dilators but i'm pretty sure we've got enough troons to keep them busy.

oh and @Draza for roommies

 

[Army Burger]

i vote we dedicate a room to keep the trophies of all the cows we've murdered over the years. it'll probably be 90% dilators but i'm pretty sure we've got enough troons to keep them busy.

oh and @Draza for roommies

Where will we mount the plaques?

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Where will we mount the plaques?

i'm not sure and i wouldn't recommend trusting me with a hammer.