The Julays 2024: Pre-Show Discussion - It's an election year. This thread is the primaries.

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Hamplanet Fitness dijo:
Best Animal Control Lolcow
I may remove this award if there isn't enough interest; it didn't get many votes compared to the others last year.
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I think the problem is that Animal Control is like it's own little corner and doesn't interact much with the rest of the forum, and everyone complains when something gets featured.

Seriously, Pamperchu by all rights should have won last year. A longtime lolcow suddenly has horrifying audio leaks where he admits to being a pedophile? But then everyone voted for the Down the Rabbit Hole guy because he was featured on MATI.

By the way, he should still be a contender this year:
Commandant Swordfish dijo:
This retard just posted a video, presumably of himself, fucking a dead rabbit on a Telegram group chat - to the horror of everyone who saw it.

There is a cropped still available from this, but for fairly obvious reasons - like not wanting to commit a felony, or get shit-kicked from here, I can't post it. People are apparently working on reporting him to the police.

(Edit to add more to the post)

To sum the video up, someone (probably Pamps) was on their knees, upright, on the bed. A blonde, shading to brown, rabbit is between his legs. He then proceeds to fuck what appears to be a hole in the rabbits stomach for around 1 minute 50 seconds. I did not see the end of the clip, however did a quick skim, and seemed to be consistent across the runtime.

I'm now going to bleach my eyes.
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Maybe there should just be a horrorcow award.
 
Coo Coo Bird dijo:
Maybe there should just be a horrorcow award.
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Oh boy do I have the cow for you....

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also could work for 2024 cow.

pedophile (gave a 13 and 15 year old STDs and defends pedos), developmentally disabled, manipulative (false rape, false uses of the tard card), deadbeat mom, coalburner, animal abuser, porn addict autistic
 
Nomination for Best Lolcow Fanwork:

Bossmanjack Pokemon Rom Hack
Midnight Cooking dijo:
I'm going to post it anyway. I made a rom hack for Pokemon Red themed around Bossman. After one night of extreme violence, you punch a hole in your wall so deep that it reaches into another dimension. Enter it, and find that you are transported to a world of gambling. Gamble for funds, build a team, and defeat the head rigger so you can purchase your Magic Rocks.
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I've got a couple Nominations!
For "New Meat" I've got Annacondasin, thread was made this year and it's a trip. She's a real greasy bitch.
For Internet Tough Guy I've got Reviewtechusa. He's been real active in attempted life ruination, and hacked somebody associated with his channel.
Best Animal Control: Puppychan. Fat, demented, black bitch that's larping as a tranny.
If I think of anything else I'll post later.
 
Seconding it's a good idea to have the Lolcow of the Year award pared down to just the guys who can actually win it. In years past, having a bloated roster basically decapitated the tall poppies of subforums and caused people like Kanye to win well after anyone cared.

S.C.U.D. dijo:
>Patrick Tomlinson not even nominated
STOP THE STEAL
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Stalkerchildren were criminally cheated last year but honestly this year has been pretty pathetic. Fatrick is really going to need to go beyond lawn chair antics to win anything. Fortunately, only the last two months of the year actually matter, so it's anyone's game.

Coo Coo Bird dijo:
Maybe there should just be a horrorcow award.
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Seconding a Horrorcow award.
 
Hamplanet Fitness dijo:
There wasn't much interest in the Animal Control award last year, and the title of Queen of the Beauty Parlour always goes to Anisa. Not sure what should be done about those two, your thoughts would be appreciated.
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Have you considered giving her a special lifetime achievement award and remove her from the running, or even just naming the award after Anisa and letting the others comepete for it?
 
I really like the idea of a "Best Arrest" award, or even maybe just a "Best Mugshot." The wheels of justice turn slowly, but the theme of this year seems to be lolcows catching charges.
 
I definitely think @Gflashex and his thread here deserve nomination, either in fresh meat, or in opsec fail. Dude went from unknown by kiwi farms, to halal thread out of PG within little over a week due to using his username and logo and avatar on his kiwi farms account, having his socials simping about lolis pedos and stalking vtuber trannies, and was connected to several other lolcow types with their own issues. That thread being made was something to behold, and I'm amazed at how quickly so much could be uncovered. And as far as bad opsec goes, you'd struggle to find a worse case than him.

However it goes, even if he doesn't win, definitely deserves a nomination of some sort.
 
Irene and 22 others dijo:
or even just naming the award after Anisa and letting the others comepete for it?
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100% this.

The Wrestling Observer Newsletter does end-of-the-year awards for various achievements in professional wrestling, and they have several awards named after wrestlers who did exceptionally well in their respective categories, often winning year after year after year, as a way to memorialize that wrestler's accomplishments so they are never forgotten, even after they retire and don't get awards anymore. For example, their award for "best technical wrestler" (a specific style of wrestling) is called the Bryan Danielson Award, named after a wrestler who won it 9 years in a row (and then after a break, 3 more times in a row). Even after he retires, the award will carry his name, so his level of skill and accomplishment will live on forever. So too should the BP award be renamed the Anisa Jomha Award, so even after Anisa dies or fades into obscurity, her retardation will always be remembered.

Also it's become a situation where as long as Anisa remains active, she will always win the award by a huge margin, unless another BP cow does something on the level of Rekieta's shenanigans or Chris in 2021, but if that were to happen they'd just be up for regular Lolcow of the Year consideration, surpassing the BP altogether. I think we should exclude Anisa from the vote to give other cows a chance, and rename the award so we still always see her name in the Julays.
 
BMJ is mildly amusing but far from LOTY material. He’s one-note and very repetitive. It’s the same loop every time: Drugs -> Gamble -> Win Money -> Lose Money -> Chimp out -> Repeat. How many times can you watch that before it gets old? The arrest is the first happening for him that hasn’t been “BMJ wins a bunch of money and then…you’ll never guess…HE LOSES IT! WHOA BUDDY!”

To put him in the same league as Rekieta is just nonsensical IMO. Boogie, Anisa, etc. have a more legit claim to that than BMJ does. IMO he was nominated because Josh likes him, people like sucking up to Josh, and he isn’t political.
 
How about the idea of "Best Internet Tough Guy award", "Best Lolcow Meltdown", "Fastest Halal'd Speedrun of Kiwi Farms", "Fastest Pink Triangle award of Kiwi Farms", "Biggest Lolsuit Victory of Kiwi Farms"?
E.G: "ITGA": Fat Rick, Raxx, LowTierGod, MovieBob, etc...
"BLMA": Pigroach breaking his fighting game controller, etc...
"FHSKF": Gordon Paille, Nikolas Talbott, etc...
And whatever examples I am too lazy to list with.
 
NaggotFigger dijo:
How about the idea of "Best Internet Tough Guy award", "Best Lolcow Meltdown", "Fastest Halal'd Speedrun of Kiwi Farms", "Fastest Pink Triangle award of Kiwi Farms", "Biggest Lolsuit Victory of Kiwi Farms"?
E.G: "ITGA": Fat Rick, Raxx, LowTierGod, MovieBob, etc...
"BLMA": Pigroach breaking his fighting game controller, etc...
"FHSKF": Gordon Paille, Nikolas Talbott, etc...
And whatever examples I am too lazy to list with.
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I don't think Natsu would count for the Halal/OPsec fail award because he was halal'ed last year. I'd say he can make qualify for Internet Tough Guy. This is just my opinion of course, but I think that the OPsec fail award should only be for cows whose OPsec fail happened in current year, and contenders from last time like Felix and Natsu are excluded from the nominations to keep things fresh. Also, for Natsu, I would consider him to have evolved from an OPsec fail into a full blown cow.
 
Nominating Tara Strong for the Beauty Parlor category: While she hasn’t been as prolific and Happening-worthy like others, she’s had a tremendous career downfall after going hard in the paint for Israel/Zionism and the genocide of Palestine post-10/7, and got fired from at least one of job because of it.

Pretty remarkable turnaround from getting an Arab, Trump-supporting Uber driver fired solely because of his politics.
 
I have to nominate SchalaZeal aka Christian / Sarah Meurin for the Michael Alan White OPsec Fail Award. This guy's an autistic Vtuber tranny that was chased by previously nominated Halal Gordon Paille who then alogged Gordon in his thread with his Kiwi Farms account @Harvey Denthead, faked cowtipping himself for attention and has sperged so hard that he's gotten his own thread in PG.

I thought for convenience I'd make a chart for the current roster of OPsec Fail nominees:

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Admiral Throbnelius dijo:
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And just as you finished this list a user is identified as a gay pedophile.
 
Terrorist dijo:
BMJ is mildly amusing but far from LOTY material. He’s one-note and very repetitive. It’s the same loop every time: Drugs -> Gamble -> Win Money -> Lose Money -> Chimp out -> Repeat. How many times can you watch that before it gets old? The arrest is the first happening for him that hasn’t been “BMJ wins a bunch of money and then…you’ll never guess…HE LOSES IT! WHOA BUDDY!”

To put him in the same league as Rekieta is just nonsensical IMO. Boogie, Anisa, etc. have a more legit claim to that than BMJ does. IMO he was nominated because Josh likes him, people like sucking up to Josh, and he isn’t political.
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Unfortunately, elections, including the Julays, are a popularity contest. You're absolutely right that Boogie's recent cancer explosion makes him a candidate in an objective sense, but in an actual poll right now he would get a minuscule amount of the votes compared to the more publicized BMJ and Rekita legal troubles. Boogie didn't even get featured for some reason when trivial shit like Wings liking shemale porn did. Same thing with the Down the Rabbit Hole guy winning the furry award just because more people recognized his name despite not having any substantial milk. Maybe it's not fair, but it is what it is, toobz.

tl;dr Democracy is gay and lame when it disagrees with you.

Boogie at least has the Internet Famous/Grift Wars/Internet Tough Guys category on lock short of Fatrick killing Trump with a paint balloon.
 
Chris Tyson is now the Stinkditch frontrunner. This has been a beautiful trainwreck to watch unfold.
 
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