The DarkSyde Sexuality Thread - Explore Phil's sexuality or lack there of.

[QwahlityKahntent]

I haven't seen Phil this happy in a long time. I bet Derich will be even more ecstatic about this clip. Enjoy!

2023-03-30 06-34-07-00.00.38.059-00.00.58.357-1.mp4

and here, the moneyshot

davelovesderich.mp4

this nigger is 100% gay

 

[Sicko Hunter]

DSP probably shuts his eyes tight and covers his ears and shouts to block out any female presence that isn't muh waif. No wonder they don't eat out anymore, can't be looking at some 20-something-year-old waitress at a restaurant.

This would obviously never happen because Phil is a ghoul but can you imagine the meltdown he would have if some lady at the store hit on him infront of Kat? If a sexy refrigerator is enough to make him have a panic attack and mute the game what would that do to him?

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

So when he got caught beating off on stream, it was to gay porn, right?

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

So when he got caught beating off on stream, it was to gay porn, right?

I think Phil said it was some MILF-style porn?

 

[Iron Father]

Did he!?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I think Phil said it was some MILF-style porn?

Did he!?

MILF/Incest mommy stuff would track pretty well.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Did he!?

MILF/Incest mommy stuff would track pretty well.

Don't take my word as gospel. I could be easily misremembering a detractor saying it was MILF.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Maybe if the 'M' stands for 'Man.'

Y'know because...

 

[Dona Morte]

 

[Corpun]

If Koroks looked female he would not have sung about them not wanting you to look at their crouch several times. They aren't male looking either, but still.

 

[UncleTusky]

Necroing this thread because this is the nearest thing we have to a "Is Phil secertly gay??" thread and I don't want to shit up the general with more debate about the topic. My main issue with the gay theory is why would Phil an extremely paranoid and cowardly man(child) terrified of losing his live in maid openly flaunt his homosexuality on stream? If he were a gay man and his asshole dick jokes were real confessions of lust why would he willingly broadcast them for people to clip and spread around?

Agreed especially since he made wildly inappropriate sex jokes about women and even animal characters (it was Sonic Generations or Sonic Colors, I can't remember which). They were all just part of his Howard Stern knockoff act. Either that or he's into anything taboo be it male, female, or even poorly animated hedgehog - still not gay, more like a mild version of the extreme porn addiction we see in Derich.

Personally I think Phil being more intrigued by half naked men than half naked women is a combination of arrested development + autism - men are a known (and therefore safe) quantity whereas he has spent so little time with women they may as well be space aliens to him. It certainly helps that a half naked man is liable to look like his favorite WWE stars (and when he doesn't, it's usually for comedic effect).

Didn't he say Kat sometimes watches his streams? This is a man so paranoid he refuses to even talk on the phone with most people.

He's toned things way down since Kat moved into the Snort Fort. Unless she put in the effort to look through his old khantent, most of what she's seen is nu-Phil.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I think he's gay. Most of the gacha he plays (WWE, DBZ, Marvel, SF) are focused on hyper-muscular males and are for him "husbandos". He should either come out of the closet or suppress his gayness better (cus he ain't doing a good job).

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I feel like this thread deserves a bump for 2 main reasons (though there's probably more I'm forgetting):

1. The weird hairy calf picture. This included a weird story about how his male arcade friends told him how jacked his calves were. Somehow they had never seen his legs because, "you know, at the arcade you'd be wearing jeans or whatever," as if arcades have some kind of Bugle Boy Dungarees long-pants dress code and it never gets hot and humid in Bridgeport (it does get hot and humid every summer).

2. Late night thirst posting for Andy Warski, including suggesting he should take his shirt off and show his shredded body, and how they are "gaming soul mates."

 

[fresh pair of socks]

2. Late night thirst posting for Andy Warski, including suggesting he should take his shirt off and show his shredded body, and how they are "gaming soul mates."

When I first started following DSP, I thought all the people calling him gay were just razzing him. But time after time, Phail proved me wrong.

He completely freaks out over any kind of female sexuality, while getting noticeably excited when he sees a shirtless man. Phil's thirstposting over Andy is just another example.

Now that he's come clean somewhat about downfromtherafters, maybe now Phil can at least admit he's bi-curious.

 

[JCVD_Fan]

During DSP's playthrough of the Sly Cooper games he makes several jokes about furry sex. Why would a normal heterosexual man be thinking about animal characters having sex in the context of a kids game?