The Crow (2024) - Brandon Lee is spinning in his grave

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This faggot not only looks like Idubbbz but he is also a nigger lover.

TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!! dijo:
Think I'll go put on some Alice in Chains or Thrill Kill Kult to drown out that AI generated music blasting to the generic trailer DUN DUN DUN DUN drumming.
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Erm ackshually that song was made by one of the greatest musicians of our time, Ozzy Osbourne!
 
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The reason the original film did so well and is so well remembered is because Brandon Lee died during it's production. This is just yet another reminder that C-class executives have waved away their souls by signing a pact with Mammon, that they can't see the human side of things, they only see the financial number besides the name, and they believe that that's all they need to replicate lighting in a bottle and make an even bigger number with the same name.
 
Why is the Crow a prison thug now? Why does he have his hair shaped in a triangle down his forehead? He looks like a reject from the Gotham TV show. The lead actor doesn't even look like the Crow, he looks like a crack addict that was pulled out of a sewer. It's like they took the original and washed out its identity through a San Francisco filter.

Why?
 
This movie reminds more of of Devil May Cry "THE MOVIE" rather than The Crow lol
 
It wouldn’t be a 2024 movie without someone having to beat you over the head about how they films rules works. One thing I appreciated about the original movie was you discovered things along the way they didn’t just exposit a bunch of nonsense dialog in the trailer.

I’m hoping that 90% of that movie will just be someone’s awful Spotify playlist so I won’t have to worry about them featuring any songs I actually like in the movie, at least there’s a plus.

I expected a crow remake and for it to be dogshit but I was hoping for like a metal head rendition, The Nothingness you are correct I’m sure Brandon lee will be laughing at the absurdity of this dumpster fire from the beyond.

Recommendation,
The box cover needs a tag on the bottom that reads *now with less rape
 
The original comic, and the movie, had a goth/The Cure aesthetic, that was the whole point. Instead, they chose some who is goth skinned, who like every other mulatto mystery meat fuck they cast in these remakes, looks remarkably like Sid the sloth, and a thirst trap faggot. Comic was already pretty gay and edgy, it didn't need to make those aspects worse.
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid dijo:
Why is the Crow a prison thug now? Why does he have his hair shaped in a triangle down his forehead? He looks like a reject from the Gotham TV show. The lead actor doesn't even look like the Crow, he looks like a crack addict that was pulled out of a sewer. It's like they took the original and washed out its identity through a San Francisco filter.

Why?
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He's like a cross between Jared Leto's Joker and the bassist from the Misfits into one TikTok package. They're trying to do that shit again because while Suicide Squad was an abortion, that version of the Joker was a fad for quite a while and will probably have some staying power.
eatler dijo:
I’m hoping that 90% of that movie will just be someone’s awful Spotify playlist so I won’t have to worry about them featuring any songs I actually like in the movie, at least there’s a plus.

I expected a crow remake and for it to be dogshit but I was hoping for like a metal head rendition, The Nothingness you are correct I’m sure Brandon lee will be laughing at the absurdity of this dumpster fire from the beyond.
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Not only do modern Hollywood faggots not know what a metals is, it's not trendy right now.
 
finally, he's comic accurate
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Hot Topic: The Movie doesn't need a remake any more than Saturday Night Fever does. It's entirely a zeitgeist movie that is nostalgic and cringe at the same time.

also lmoa black chick
 
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