The Crow (2024) - Brandon Lee is spinning in his grave

[Overly Serious]

There's a very simple rule with Crow movies which has never let me down. Does it have My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult on the soundtrack.

If yes, worth watching. If not, no.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

The original Crow sucked, too. 90 something % just like to suck it off 'cos it's basically, 'That Dark Broody Movie Starring That Dead Guy Who Was the Son of That Dead Kung Fu Action Movie Guy.'

@The tired cat I'm "tired" of whiny bitch fans, bitch-whingeing about a crap thing that was already crap, then got crapper, in the case of the remake.

 

[Samhain]

This movie is now available on streaming services if you're a masochist.