Tattoos are cringe now - "not bussing fr fr on god" for any zoomers here.

[Android raptor]

Why do ink niggers always talk about tattoos like they're on the History Channel trying to explain some ancient forgotten technology to boomers?
We know what tattoos are. We see them all day, every day. We know the kinds of tattoos people get and all the super interesting stories behind them. They're all retarded. Some of them are gay as well.

You are also gay as well

 

[Tren Shapiro]

You are also gay as well

I have tattoos but I'm not gay because homosexuality is a lifestyle. I used to be an ink twink but I have repented.

 

[Android raptor]

I have tattoos but I'm not gay because homosexuality is a lifestyle. I used to be an ink twink but I have repented.

Get a boyfriend

 

[Mothra1988]

I have tattoos but I'm not gay because homosexuality is a lifestyle. I used to be an ink twink but I have repented.

So you're still gay? LOL.

 

[Tren Shapiro]

So you're still gay? LOL.

There was a period of my life where I got tattoos. I would just let fat dudes with ear gauges penetrate me hundreds of times a second with their tattoo gun. I'd even pay 'em to do it. It was a really dark period in my life but I'm not that person anymore.

Only G-d can judge me, nigga.

 

[Otterly]

I’m fairly ambivalent on tattoos. I dont want any, but if other people do it’s their bodies so go for it. I will say that 90% plus of the ones I see are on a spectrum that runs from dreadful to hilariously dreadful. Occasionally you see a real artwork - once saw a guy with a Japanese koi running down his back and leg and it was incredible work. Must have taken weeks. It looked like a woodcut, really beautiful.
But most where I am are terrible. Your kids names on your neck or ankle. Bad feathers. Names of boyfriends (with some crossed out. ) Barbed wire around the bicep and Chinese characters for the gen x crowd. The odd dolphin. Tramp stamps. There’s a bloke who I sometimes see around the city with a full fried breakfast tattooed on his head.
A woman at my work got a full watercolour sleeve done gradually and kept showing it off to me as if I was terribly boring not having any and it was just such bad quality work. You should get one eh? Haha you won’t you’re so square! (Yes I am, you rude person you.)
You just smile and nod… another woman had something done very discreetly and it meant something to her. It was a crap tattoo but it did at least have a meaning.
Anyway, I dont really care, but I don’t want one myself.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Stopped liking tattoos, they're so cliche. It's become more rare to not have them. I think women have to have a strong personal style to pull off tattoos. Amy Winehouse did. It worked because it fitted her whole image. Most people don't, and it just looks like a blot on the landscape for no good reason.

Don't know why millennials and zoomies love these random tattoos that resemble something you'd doodle while on the phone. There's no thought to the placement and how it will look on your body, so it makes you look bruised and dirty from afar. Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson come to mind.

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This tiny doodle type of tattoo is because they started off with small "meaningful" tattoos because they were too wimpy to get a big one in case they regret it. Then they get addicted to doing just that, so have tons of small random tattoos that look shit, with the odd bigger one when they get brave.

Rihanna's another one who started off like that, and hers mostly look shit, especially that Angel Of The North thing on her chest.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Only tattoos I find actually cool treat the body as the canvas. It's not just a nice picture on body but being on body is an important part of the whole work. They work with moving 3D surface to create a fun visual experience. These are far and few between and usually large. Also you can't have more than one because all pictures on the same page are part of the picture so multiple works just kinda mess each other up. Personally I would do these as body paint, henna or other temporary tattoo type thing but I can see why someone would like to have more long term pictures. I would just have a photo shoot for long term but I can still see someone else getting something from tattoos like that.

Other type I'm for is tattoos that cover or otherwise prettify large scars and other intense physical deformities. Those usually are from traumatic situations and look awful so why not put in something that's at least nice to look at? If yout boobs have go because cancer, why not put something else there to compensate? Ornamental flowers do beat zipper tits.

 

[cybertoaster]

Certain styles drop in and out of fashion over the years though.

So what's in vogue now?

 

[Hepativore]

So what's in vogue now?

Trooning/pooning out.

 

[Shidoen]

It's pretty effective having a way where the cattle brands itself.

 

[Night Crawler]

Only human trash get tattoos. It's always been that way and it will always be that way. A quote from Family Guy I like to use is when Stewie said Tattoos are good way to prove you had $200. The other is when Brian said the lottery is a tax on the stupid.

Tattoos on women are a sign they are a dumpster fire. It's a major red flag for men under the age of 40. Most Millennial guys know tattoos = dumpster fire. Especially excessive tattoos. When they are covered in tattoos like a porn whore you know the bitch is crazy.

Even if you do find people with tattoos who aren't absolute human garbage they usually have something wrong with them. They are fucked up in some way.

I saw this old biker guy on TV or a video somewhere online years ago that said people used to get tattoos be different. Now they get tattoos to fit it. It's like when I was in high school and you had all those goth weirdos and shit running around talking about how they dressed and acted that way to be different but they just looked like the other thousands of goth faggots running around the school. It's just that kind of faggotry.

yeah, nothing looks more hardcore than your video game or cape shit tattoo. Fuck off faggot.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

So what's in vogue now?

Stupid palm sized or smaller stamp images because everyone's poor and rough looking doodle book is in style. Think line drawings of cherubs with weapons, halloween or witchy shit, still line drawings, clipart versions of classic tattoos like roses, barbed wire, old school square ended nails, hotrod flames, mauls, daggers etc but all made with just black ink and the bare minimum amount of needle sets. None of it will be good in 5-10 years when the ink inevitably creeps and we'll all make a killing off of huge coverups.

Saw the same thing some fifteen years ago when I was covering a wealth of old winnie the pooh characters, tinkerbells, small roses, dolphins and playboy bunnies.

Fashion victims get what they insist on and live to regret it, it's a tale as old as time.

 

[Otterly]

Full sleeve watercolour flowers for women. Or feathers. Those nasty small ones like a kid doodled on you with a biro. Kids names tattooed on ankle or arm or neck.
I rarely see ones that are well done. Which is odd because there’s a couple of places in town and they display examples in the window and they’re surprisingly good.
Everyone seems to have them these days. I don’t care if people do, some good some bad but I don’t want one myself.

 

[Moosebonker]

I like to express my individuality by not getting a tattoo.

 

[Hepativore]

I like to express my individuality by not getting a tattoo.

I am amazed at all of the white trash that lives in abject poverty...yet they can somehow find the money to get the same shitty roses/wigger slogans that nobody thinks are cool or interesting.

 

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Tattoos on women are a sign they are a dumpster fire. It's a major red flag for men under the age of 40. Most Millennial guys know tattoos = dumpster fire. Especially excessive tattoos. When they are covered in tattoos like a porn whore you know the bitch is crazy.

Pretty sure most people under 40 have tattoos these days, unless you go to fundie church or hang around Orthodox Jews who think tattoos are anuddah shoah.

 

[Moosebonker]

I am amazed at all of the white trash that lives in abject poverty...yet they can somehow find the money to get the same shitty roses/wigger slogans that nobody thinks are cool or interesting.

... or be proud of something someone else drew on their skin.

 

[Hepativore]

... or be proud of something someone else drew on their skin.

You can always use a magic marker, and as it wears off, it will get the same shitty, blurred, quality that all tattoos end up looking like in a few years, anyway, except you did not shell out hundreds of dollars for it.

 

[Night Crawler]

I am amazed at all of the white trash that lives in abject poverty...yet they can somehow find the money to get the same shitty roses/wigger slogans that nobody thinks are cool or interesting.

For women it's usually some combination of flower tattoos and some shitty phrase like live laugh love. White trash or not. Bitches think that shit is deep. It's like that cheap shit you find in home decor stores or dollar stores that have stupid inspirational phrases all over them. They aren't inspirational. They are fucking stupid and cringey. Like those people that ride around with those bumper stickers about their pets as children. There's other phrases they like to get tattooed on themselves. They are all pretty stupid.

Pretty sure most people under 40 have tattoos these days, unless you go to fundie church or hang around Orthodox Jews who think tattoos are anuddah shoah.

Yeah, I'm well aware of that. Which makes it harder for Millennial men to find a decent woman that isn't tattooed up like some kind of insane whore.