SUBWAY MUKBANG | IT GETS MESSY!!!! 11/06/18

It would be high if she exerted herself in any way. If you're just lying around, even at 600 lbs., it might not be. Her weight is largely in her lower half, which means her chest/lungs/heart isn't heaped with pressure. Now, if she's doing normal stuff like cleaning, walking around, or under emotional stress, you can kiss Ambabies goodbye.

have you seen her back tits? they gotta weigh atleast 20 pounds each plus all of the belly and arm fat. imagine wearing a 100-150+ pound vest 24/7. even just getting up and down would be a workout.
 
Whatever you just watched.

It started off as tiny asian girls in Korea streaming themselves gorging on huge amounts of food then like everything else that makes it way to the west, it gets deep fried and a shell of it's former being.
Weren't most of the original mukbangs livestreams? Where the YouTuber would eat a shitload of food and talk to lonely neets so they wouldn't have to eat alone. Somewhere along the way mukbangs lost the interactive element and just became fat people eating obscene amounts of food.
 
in this video she is so desperate for content, she "Reacts" to every little thing. WHAT the cat is meowing? HUH there's a noise outside!? WHO is that talking? WHERE am I? HOW do you like your food Necky? this is someone trying to make something out of a whole lot of nothing. Lol.
WHAT about diabetes???
 
Weren't most of the original mukbangs livestreams? Where the YouTuber would eat a shitload of food and talk to lonely neets so they wouldn't have to eat alone. Somewhere along the way mukbangs lost the interactive element and just became fat people eating obscene amounts of food.

The original Korean ones are all livestreams, yeah. Also, they're usually attractive skinny people eating uncharacteristically massive meals, another element that was lost when Americans started turning it into "ASMR for hamplanets".

I can't fucking stand watching the actual video because she smacks her lips when she's talking with food in her mouth. It's such a disgusting grating sound, it's like she doesn't know she's being recorded.
 
Chantal does this too, they're like pigs eating from a trough it's fucking disgusting.
Chantal is even worse. You could play a Chantal mukbang for ambience in a haunted house: disgusting squelching, witch cackles, eerie creaks (from her unfortunate chair) and demonic gibbering to her feline familiar. I wondered for two seconds why these behemoths have such bad manners that they talk with food in their mouths, but then remembered they eat so much it's logistically impossible not to.
 
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Chantal is even worse. You could play a Chantal mukbang for ambience in a haunted house: disgusting squelching, witch cackles, eerie creaks (from her unfortunate chair) and demonic gibbering to her feline familiar. I wondered for two seconds why these behemoths have such bad manners that they talk with food in their mouths, but then remembered they eat so much it's logistically impossible not to.

Ugh when Chantsie jump cuts to singing or talking to her cat. I always feel like am having some horrible incredible, lucid dream.

I also find it fascinating that she is the epitome of The Cat Lady. I always feel bad for any cat lady’s cat/cats. They remind me of Elmyra Duff from WB anamaniacs. Poor kitty

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