SUBWAY MUKBANG | IT GETS MESSY!!!! 11/06/18

This one seems to have struck a nerve like the orange chicken mukbang fiasco did.

Honestly, if this were her main meal for the day, she would be okay. Jared the pedo lost weight eating like that (in addition to walking daily; guess which helped him more?) However, we know full well that she was hungry an hour after she shot this, and there are 24 hours in a day...

In addition to all her other issues, she really has a tin ear when it comes across to knowing how she comes across to others. She doesn't have a clue how bad this video looks on the heels of her sobfests.

As for her eating manners...fatties always have the absolute worst, since so much of their gorging is usually done in private. That move where she smells the sandwich and goes into rapture is precisely the same move Chantal had the last time she ate a sub on camera. They both make the same horrifying sex noises when they eat too.

(edits: my spelling blows today)
 
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Smh she didn't even jump on that sweet onion sauce, thats half the reason to eat shitty Subway.
 
Pog Mathoin dijo:
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God I love it when we get a sneaky peek at the Binge Monster.
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I swear 100 lbs ago her forhead wasn't as bad. She's quickly developing a Slaton forhead. Mark my words it'll be lumpy and mottled as fuck by this time next year.
 
Barbarella dijo:
God, that was disgusting. And, hilarious.

This hideous animal actually thinks she’s cute and feminine as she spills food all over herself then eats it. Like, she’s never heard of leaning forward a bit so a messy sandwich gets on your napkin, (I know, what napkin) not you. She can’t lean forward, never could, ,so thinks spilling it all over your chestpiece is the normal way that we pretty girls eat.

She’s so sweet and delicate as she jams a 6 inch long sandwich down her throat without chewing, like a whore in a schoolgirl outfit, and complains about noises behind her until somebody else gets up to see because she needs to save her breath for eaten’. At the same time, her little yellow braid is whipping around, her greasy sides untamed as she giggles “lah!” like the sweet southerner she is.

When she decides she’s at the end of the sandwich, she puts at least three bites in her maw at once, a stray piece of wilted lettuce sticking to her chest, hanging on for dear life, as yet uneaten as she does a happy dance. She’s so happy, really really happy, her stomach is full and there is more to eat, she must dance. Besides, she’s such a good chair dancer. The fat little boy she’s taking care of can’t come up with the word for anesthesia and Amber’s laugh is so jolly as she notices her boy’s stupidity. She knows the word, just won’t say it.

Amber thinks she’s pretty, still, despite the weight. She thinks marching 100 steps once a month is all she needs. Becky doesn’t realize she’s ret.arded, and being used and/or abused.

There really is some cognitive dissonance going on in this household, and it brings me great joy to see.

I only wish we could fast forward in life a bit, as I am dying to see Amber 100 lbs from now, in bed with no pants, and screeching at 400 lb Becky who is having trouble moving on her own. We caught a glimpse of the way it’ll be here, (pause at 6:00 when Ambee is angry about the noises and turns her head.) That’s her real normal expression. We can really glimpse 650 lb Amber now, we’ll see that more and more, and she’ll drop the mask of being nice to Becky or a delicate flower pretty soon. She’ll need money when everybody understands she’s not serious about weight loss, and she’ll be doing real feeder porn. And we are Kiwis, when that day happens we’ll find it.
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reads like a creepy pasta. I was waiting for the sentence "And then her lust for food was stronger than her disgust for blood. So she took the little boys arm and smashed her teeth in it to take a huge bite of blood and flesh."
 
People were giving her shit about the subway sandwich on Instagram during her “ask me a question” bollocks and she got super defensive saying one subway sandwich won’t make her gain weight.

She’s so delusional.
 
littlemisswitch dijo:
People were giving her shit about the subway sandwich on Instagram during her “ask me a question” bollocks and she got super defensive saying one subway sandwich won’t make her gain weight.

She’s so delusional.
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For me it's not so much the sandwich itself. On it's own that's fine, a normal person can eat two, maybe even 3 of those in a day if you're really active and it's all good. The problem is that by now we know how she operates.

That sandwich was just part 1 of a several part daily binge, most likely involving other fast food joints. She's so immobile that shoving food in her mouth is one of life's few pleasures left so she does it all day long. If she has any hope of losing weight then the only option is to make each meal as tiny and low calorie as possible so it doesnt add up too fast.

And we know that ain't gonna happen.
 
These harpees in the video's comments are so funny

Did you vote Amberlynn?

Amberlynn did you and Becky make sure to vote today?

MAIL IN YOUR VOTE AMBER! THERE'S STILL TIIIIIIIME

This girl can't do her own laundry. She can't bathe. She can't wipe her own ass. She can't wash her own hair and Becky seems to have given up on washing it for her. Comparing her table manners to a toddler would be an insult to two-year-olds everywhere.

Did she vote? Gee, what do you think, idiots?
 
SAVE TWINKIE! dijo:
These harpees in the video's comments are so funny

Did you vote Amberlynn?

Amberlynn did you and Becky make sure to vote today?

MAIL IN YOUR VOTE AMBER! THERE'S STILL TIIIIIIIME

This girl can't do her own laundry. She can't bathe. She can't wipe her own ass. She can't wash her own hair and Becky seems to have given up on washing it for her. Comparing her table manners to a toddler would be an insult to two-year-olds everywhere.

Did she vote? Gee, what do you think, idiots?
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yes because we all need informative, inelegant people at the polls like Amberlynn Reid.
 
I wonder if there is some sort of sociological or psychological study on the way the super morbidly obese eat. If not, it would be interesting to do one. Using Chantal and Amberlynn as examples, here are some commonalities in how they eat:

--Sticking out their tongues before bites, essentially using their tongues as guides to make it easier to push food into their mouths. This happens more often when they are eating with utensils instead of their hands.

--Eating food that falls on them or the table, even fishing food out of their cleavage.

--Bizarre, almost bestial, sniffing of their food before eating it.

--Lots of nocturnal eating.

--Practically unhinging their jaws to take enormous bites.

--Chewing food for only a couple of seconds before swallowing.

--Sexually suggestive noises while they eat, even when they are eating very common, bland fare that they have had many times before.

--Sexually suggestive mannerisms, like throwing their heads back, mouth agape, deep throating whatever it is they are eating.

I wonder how common this is among the super morbidly obese. I also wonder if men demonstrate similar behaviors.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! dijo:
These harpees in the video's comments are so funny

Did you vote Amberlynn?

Amberlynn did you and Becky make sure to vote today?

MAIL IN YOUR VOTE AMBER! THERE'S STILL TIIIIIIIME

This girl can't do her own laundry. She can't bathe. She can't wipe her own ass. She can't wash her own hair and Becky seems to have given up on washing it for her. Comparing her table manners to a toddler would be an insult to two-year-olds everywhere.

Did she vote? Gee, what do you think, idiots?
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The only thing Amber wants to vote on is which restaurant is her next meal is coming from
 
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