SUBWAY MUKBANG | IT GETS MESSY!!!! 11/06/18

I honestly forgot Amber was even uploading videos, thought she was still hiding her gains. The first video I watch of hers in like a month or two is her shoving a hoagie in her face hole while dribbling lettuce down her chest fat crease. How can Becky eat with Amber sitting across from her deep throating hoagie, I will never know. She has a stronger stomach than most.
 
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I think I‘ve done this 5 times a week gym thing totally wrong.
Becky rocks those guns and eats out 7 times a week.
Time to train my jaw more.
 
Becky saying that the doctor is gonna have to put Eric down for surgery is the most unintentionally hilarious thing I've heard in awhile. That, combined with her inability to shut blinds. She really isn't playing with a full deck, is she?

What else can be said about a Footlong Mukbang? Except that all this feeder porn talk may have some basis in truth. Like, goddamn. No way that sandwich consented to that.
 
God, that was disgusting. And, hilarious.

This hideous animal actually thinks she’s cute and feminine as she spills food all over herself then eats it. Like, she’s never heard of leaning forward a bit so a messy sandwich gets on your napkin, (I know, what napkin) not you. She can’t lean forward, never could, ,so thinks spilling it all over your chestpiece is the normal way that we pretty girls eat.

She’s so sweet and delicate as she jams a 6 inch long sandwich down her throat without chewing, like a whore in a schoolgirl outfit, and complains about noises behind her until somebody else gets up to see because she needs to save her breath for eaten’. At the same time, her little yellow braid is whipping around, her greasy sides untamed as she giggles “lah!” like the sweet southerner she is.

When she decides she’s at the end of the sandwich, she puts at least three bites in her maw at once, a stray piece of wilted lettuce sticking to her chest, hanging on for dear life, as yet uneaten as she does a happy dance. She’s so happy, really really happy, her stomach is full and there is more to eat, she must dance. Besides, she’s such a good chair dancer. The fat little boy she’s taking care of can’t come up with the word for anesthesia and Amber’s laugh is so jolly as she notices her boy’s stupidity. She knows the word, just won’t say it.

Amber thinks she’s pretty, still, despite the weight. She thinks marching 100 steps once a month is all she needs. Becky doesn’t realize she’s ret.arded, and being used and/or abused.

There really is some cognitive dissonance going on in this household, and it brings me great joy to see.

I only wish we could fast forward in life a bit, as I am dying to see Amber 100 lbs from now, in bed with no pants, and screeching at 400 lb Becky who is having trouble moving on her own. We caught a glimpse of the way it’ll be here, (pause at 6:00 when Ambee is angry about the noises and turns her head.) That’s her real normal expression. We can really glimpse 650 lb Amber now, we’ll see that more and more, and she’ll drop the mask of being nice to Becky or a delicate flower pretty soon. She’ll need money when everybody understands she’s not serious about weight loss, and she’ll be doing real feeder porn. And we are Kiwis, when that day happens we’ll find it.
 
Jfc Becky looks horrific. She looks more and more miserable every day, and fuck her face is morhping into something entirely new... I swear her sideways face wasn’t so shifty a few months ago, she looks like chewed up gum on the sidewalk. And those GUNS god damn, she looks like she could take Kratos in a fight.
 
Barbarella dijo:
We can really glimpse 650 lb Amber now, we’ll see that more and more, and she’ll drop the mask of being nice to Becky or a delicate flower pretty soon. She’ll need money when everybody understands she’s not serious about weight loss, and she’ll be doing real feeder porn. And we are Kiwis, when that day happens we’ll find it.
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I don't think a true southern gentleman like Becky would stand for his lady participating in porn of any variety. When that time comes, will Amber's desperation for income food surpass her need to keep Becky around?
Yes
 
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There are a lot of comments asking if Amber voted, and this special person here thinks she got a mail in ballot.

:story: Seriously? These people think Amber is registered to vote?
 
I think the noises are partly to convince herself and viewers that she really does enjoy healthy food - it's good, she's not craving another one, she's not craving orange chicken or chocolate, etc. Chantal does something similar with her sad, sad salads. Fake it till you make it?

I guess the meal is okay. Could be worse.

But she ate it like that, and she filmed it. And edited it? She's seen this footage, right? And still uploaded it? What the fuuuuck, Amber....

Seems manic af at the moment.
 
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