🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Autistic Joe]

We should start a death poll.

So far we've got heart:

Dilated cardiomyopathy is common in drinkers, and end-stage appearance in those cases is stick-figure limbs with bloated face and Mickey Mouse hands as the heart loses ejection fraction.

Liver:

Your money is on heart, mine's on liver.

Pancreas:

I say acute pancreatitis is what's going to do it, boys. He has the right look to him to develop it in the next 3 months I believe.

Stomach:

stomach and intestinal tract
BLOOD FOUNTAIN BLOOD FOUNTAIN

I'll go with kidneys just to pick a different organ, plus I've known a couple of alcoholics who had failed kidneys at the beginning of the end.

 

[Crackhead of the Rednecks]

We should start a death poll.

So far we've got heart:

Liver:

Pancreas:

Stomach:


I'll go with kidneys just to pick a different organ, plus I've known a couple of alcoholics who had failed kidneys at the beginning of the end.

The Stomach and Kidneys are effects of other issues going awry, but I'll allow it.....

 

[Turquoise]

We should start a death poll.

So far we've got heart:

Liver:

Pancreas:

Stomach:


I'll go with kidneys just to pick a different organ, plus I've known a couple of alcoholics who had failed kidneys at the beginning of the end.

I'm going with natural causes, aged 103.

 

[Adamska]

We should start a death poll.

Does heart attack by tooth infection count as a different death? Because that is something that can happen if you have a rotting mouth. Bacteria infects the lining of your arteries and shit.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

We should start a death poll.

So far we've got heart:

Liver:

Pancreas:

Stomach:


I'll go with kidneys just to pick a different organ, plus I've known a couple of alcoholics who had failed kidneys at the beginning of the end.

Put me down for "raped to death by African migrants". It's the only fitting end for such a womanly man.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

We should start a death poll.

So far we've got heart:

Liver:

Pancreas:

Stomach:


I'll go with kidneys just to pick a different organ, plus I've known a couple of alcoholics who had failed kidneys at the beginning of the end.

Fatal alcohol induced seizures/stroke

 

[Locust Day]

We should start a death poll.

So far we've got heart:

Liver:

Pancreas:

Stomach:


I'll go with kidneys just to pick a different organ, plus I've known a couple of alcoholics who had failed kidneys at the beginning of the end.

Fecal vomiting is the most appropriate end for Styx. It's basically what he's been doing on the internet for the last fifteen years anyway.

Fecal vomiting - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[King Metalia]

We should start a death poll.

So far we've got heart:

Liver:

Pancreas:

Stomach:


I'll go with kidneys just to pick a different organ, plus I've known a couple of alcoholics who had failed kidneys at the beginning of the end.

What are the chances one of Styx's exes comes back to finish the job?

 

[Billy Beeple]

What are the chances one of Styx's exes comes back to finish the job?

My vote is on Potato poisoning.

 

[Autistic Joe]

What are the chances one of Styx's exes comes back to finish the job?

Probably higher than the odds that none of them do!

What a great variety of possible endings we've come up with, most of them are very plausible! Only time will tell, gentlemen.

• Nig Nog Neanderthal: Heart (dilated cardiomyopathy)
• Crackhead of the Rednecks: Liver
• Gardener of Kadesh: Pancreas (acute pancreatitis)
• Dumbledore's Onlyfans: Stomach/Intestines (Blood Fountain for the Blood God!)
• Autistic Joe: Kidneys
• Turquoise: Natural causes (age 103)
• Adamska: Heart Attack (caused by oral infection)
• UCantCCPMe: Raped to Death (by African migrants)
• Ghostface Killah: Seizures/Stroke (alcohol-induced)
• Locust Day: Fecal Vomiting
• King Metalia: Murder (by one of the exes)
• Billy Beeple: Poisoned (by Mel the Potato)
• El Chicharron: Raped to Death (in prison toilet)
• This Machine Milks Cows: Tooth Infection
• Ayatollah Rock n Rolla: Spontaneous Combustion (sun exposure)
• TowinKarz: The Gallows (for piracy)
• Doug Stamper 2.0: Blunt Force Head Trauma (alcohol fall)

 

[El Chicharron]

Probably higher than the odds that none of them do!

What a great variety of possible endings we've come up with, most of them are very plausible! Only time will tell, gentlemen.

• Nig Nog Neanderthal: Heart (dilated cardiomyopathy)
• Crackhead of the Rednecks: Liver
• Gardener of Kadesh: Pancreas (acute pancreatitis)
• Dumbledore's Onlyfans: Stomach/Intestines (Blood Fountain for the Blood God!)
• Autistic Joe: Kidneys
• Turquoise: Natural causes (age 103)
• Adamska: Heart Attack (caused by oral infection)
• UCantCCPMe: Raped to Death (by African migrants)
• Ghostface Killah: Seizures/Stroke (alcohol-induced)
• Locust Day: Fecal Vomiting
• King Metalia: Murder (by one of the exes)
• Billy Beeple: Poisoned (by Mel the Potato)

I'm sticking with raped to death by domestic Africans, face down in prison toilet drippings. Hope springs eternal.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

The Stomach and Kidneys are effects of other issues going awry, but I'll allow it.....

How about Barrett's esophagus? That's (pre)cancer from having fried your gullet with corn squeezins for much too long.

Edit: Tarl's channel is also dying of alcoholism.

 

[White Christmas]

Looks like the vegetarian diet is doing him wonders. His testosterone levels appear to be in the < 0.1 range. GG.

Announces he wants to become a vegetarian in order to groom his veggie-obsessed 60 IQ gf; dies of malnutrition a few months later.

I am convinced that the cat mysteriously died of this heart issue due to taurine deficiency, as she was prob feeding it some kind of vegan cat food.

 

[Turquoise]

Do what thou wilt...

...and wilt as thou do.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I'm sticking with raped to death by domestic Africans, face down in prison toilet drippings. Hope springs eternal.

Added to my list, I love it!

Edit: Tarl's channel is also dying of alcoholism.Ver archivo adjunto 9139828

It's a shame that YouTube won't automatically remove old, inactive accounts from his followers. I'll bet like 90% of those haven't been active since 2016 or longer.

I am convinced that the cat mysteriously died of this heart issue due to taurine deficiency, as she was prob feeding it some kind of vegan cat food.

Never thought about that, but you're right, she's exactly the type who would. And then you go into the "I Am Cats" thread and see people talk about giving their cats fresh meat & organs & bones like they're feeding a tiger. (Well okay, they kinda are. ) I feel bad for Borange, and for the two remaining cats.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I'm late but I would also go for a tooth infection. Finding this place has encouraged me to take good care of my teeth. Imagine vomiting daily and not brushing your teeth.

Another amusing typo from the vampirate here. Falter?




But I won't stop and faltsf

 

[Garth]

Another amusing typo from the vampirate here. Falter?

So while he's sitting there rotting in real time he's listening to Howard Jones? I suppose there are worse things to listen to. Also, here is the entire refrain:

And do you feel scared? I do
But I won't stop and falter
And if we threw it all away
Things can only get better

I wonder why he didn't include the second half of the refrain lol

 

[Ayatollah Rock n Rolla]

Probably higher than the odds that none of them do!

What a great variety of possible endings we've come up with, most of them are very plausible! Only time will tell, gentlemen.

• Nig Nog Neanderthal: Heart (dilated cardiomyopathy)
• Crackhead of the Rednecks: Liver
• Gardener of Kadesh: Pancreas (acute pancreatitis)
• Dumbledore's Onlyfans: Stomach/Intestines (Blood Fountain for the Blood God!)
• Autistic Joe: Kidneys
• Turquoise: Natural causes (age 103)
• Adamska: Heart Attack (caused by oral infection)
• UCantCCPMe: Raped to Death (by African migrants)
• Ghostface Killah: Seizures/Stroke (alcohol-induced)
• Locust Day: Fecal Vomiting
• King Metalia: Murder (by one of the exes)
• Billy Beeple: Poisoned (by Mel the Potato)
• El Chicharron: Raped to Death (in prison toilet)

Put me down for spontaneous combustion from Sun exposure.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

So while he's sitting there rotting in real time he's listening to Howard Jones?

For a goth mall-rat vampire, he sure has some mid 80s vibes. I mean, shit, Howard Jones? If it was 1981 and you were listening to soft rock then.

 

[TowinKarz]

What a great variety of possible endings we've come up with, most of them are very plausible! Only time will tell, gentlemen.

He's also risking the common gallows for Piracy.....