Respuestas al mensaje #32,481

The Stomach and Kidneys are effects of other issues going awry, but I'll allow it.....

I'm going with natural causes, aged 103.

Does heart attack by tooth infection count as a different death? Because that is something that can happen if you have a rotting mouth. Bacteria...

Put me down for "raped to death by African migrants". It's the only fitting end for such a womanly man.

Fatal alcohol induced seizures/stroke

Fecal vomiting is the most appropriate end for Styx. It's basically what he's been doing on the internet for the last fifteen years anyway...

What are the chances one of Styx's exes comes back to finish the job?

I'm going with "death by alcoholic misadventure". He's got too big an ego to do anything deliberately as can be seen from his chicken scratch...

Hugged too hard by his retard patron.