🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

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nitter / x

Styx is blaming YouTube for logging him out.


What do you reckon:

• He logged himself out in a drunken stupor?
• He's created an alt Youtube account and didn't realize it will prompt him occasionally?
• He's on the move and that triggered it?
• Account reported for suspicious activity?
• Hackers?
• Ghost of Borrange?
• Mel?
• Chaos magic?

This has happened at Mel's before. Might have something to do with travel, drunkenness, or Mel logging him out* whenever he starts zinging her for her eating habits, autism, or repetitive watching of cat video shorts.

Trouble in Paradise, I say.

And whatever do the little kids in that household make of this hairball camping out in the laundry room?

*If memory serves me right, he blamed Mel for logging him out during his first stay in her Speed Queen Suite.

 

[General Insomnia]

This has happened at Mel's before. Might have something to do with travel, drunkenness, or Mel logging him out* whenever he starts zinging her for her eating habits, autism, or repetitive watching of cat video shorts.

Trouble in Paradise, I say.

And whatever do the little kids in that household make of this hairball camping out in the laundry room?

*If memory serves me right, he blamed Mel for logging him out during his first stay in her Speed Queen Suite.

Some random crackhead with Straight Talk or Cricket Wireless is getting 2FA updates again because Styx didn't bother to recover his number and let it slide back into the carrier pool.

Was it an Anti-Virus, did Rutland Town PD hack his PC for political reasons, or did Mel vomit on the floor and shit his pants again? If only Google had some kind of way to do 2FA with a security key or some sort of Google-branded authenticator. Probably better to just drunkenly sift through old persistent cookies and hope restoring them still works.

 

[BananaGator]

12 AM or Zero o'clock NYC stops selling liquor, bars probably close later.

It would also require him to one, leave the apartment, two, not be arrested, and three, not immediately have a panic attack. Some of it was a supposed language barrier, sure, but I remember Styx having a meltdown on Twitter wandering around Amsterdam, which has almost ten times fewer people than NYC.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

It would also require him to one, leave the apartment, and two, not immediately have a panic attack. Some of it was a supposed language barrier, sure, but I remember Styx having a meltdown on Twitter wandering around Amsterdam, which has almost ten times less people than NYC.

Oh yeah, he's completely fucked. He couldn't even walk around NOLA alone. A city that is basically a tourist trap.

I didn't realize he had crippling anxiety until after I kind of tuned out on his content anyways, even in his more middle class hide out he's fucked.

The computer repair shop spotted his miles away..

 

[mickrussom]

Some of it was a supposed language barrier, sure, but I remember Styx having a meltdown on Twitter wandering around Amsterdam, which has almost ten times fewer people than NYC.

I remember him giving several videos about how he was preparing for his driving license. I think his fear/anxiety about passing that test was right near the time he threw in the towel on the whole Netherlands show. Imagine, being a grow man in the mid thirties and having a melty over getting a fucking driving license. Ill be Mrs. Liz Hoekstra wanted him to get his driving license so he could, you know, fucking help with the kid. He was like hemming and hawing over getting this god damned license. Given the fact that when he was at Schloss VarVick in the Shire of Rutland in the Valley of Chasanna there was only two cars, this faggot loser VamPirate wasnt even driving himself. Imagine graduating from pull up diapers for the sake of your kid and then running back to shitting in your pants and squirming around in the mush of shit in your ass. Its fucking bad. Regressive as fuck. I hope he is banned from Schloss VarVick in the Shire of Rutland in the Valley of Chasanna - I wish one of the exes could confirm this. I would have some respect for Momma Pam if that law had been laid down. Still cant believe Daddy Edward Warwick is a granny raping criminal down-raper.

 

[El Chicharron]

Oh yeah, he's completely fucked. He couldn't even walk around NOLA alone. A city that is basically a tourist trap.

I didn't realize he had crippling anxiety until after I kind of tuned out on his content anyways, even in his more middle class hide out he's fucked.

The computer repair shop spotted his miles away..

I've said it before and I'll say it again. What an absolute faggot. Aside from abandoning his kid, I find nothing more compelling than his fear of the real world. He's lived his life in a house with a granny raper but is afraid of the people outside those walls. Despite being one of the most cowardly weasels I've ever cognized, he has the most sanctimonious attitude imaginable.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

granny raper

Fairness to Ed the granny charges were dropped. He was convicted of raping a younger woman.. in a dorm. Lesson learned.

 

[eat ze bugs]

very HIV like

He could have HIV from all the drug use. Probably slept with a skank or did some needle drug. Or has syphilis which is why his hair is thinning. But the video where he said he's dying is most likely HIV since syphilis is very curable.

 

[Turquoise]

very HIV like

With modern drugs, people with HIV can live normally for decades after getting the virus. Heck, Tommy Morrison lived for 30 years without the drugs and only started looking like Tarl towards the end. There would be no reason to descend immediately into Tarl's current state.

I think alcoholism and his natural disposition towards being very thin are the more likely culprits. A sedentary lifestyle can also massively take its toll on your appearance as you approach 40.

 

[PsyopDuck]

He could has HIV from all the drug use. Probably slept with a skank or did some needle drug. Or has syphilis which is why his hair is thinning. But the video where he said he's dying is most likely HIV since syphilis is very curable.

If we were talking about your average person, yes, syphilis is very curable. Tarl, on the other hand, knows everything there is to know about real medicine, not what the cranks calling themselves doctors fool everyone with. He absolutely would take it upon himself to (incorrectly) diagnose any malady and use freeze dried Temu herbs delivered to his scurvy hovel to provide the best magickal treatment Stolas can buy.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

"In the gap"? (The one in his chompers?)

"Fighting"? (True. His baseline)

For his "little minnows"?

This fucking guy is Napoleon, sitting on a heap of dung.

 

[anscochrome]

This fucking guy is Napoleon, sitting on a heap of dung.

Don't you have to have a level of sanity in the first place for it to decline? (his first tweet you showed). Sanity has more or less been totally absent since, um, about September 10, 2024.

 

[Autistic Joe]

"In the gap"? (The one in his chompers?)

The one between his ears.

He could have HIV from all the drug use. Probably slept with a skank or did some needle drug. Or has syphilis which is why his hair is thinning. But the video where he said he's dying is most likely HIV since syphilis is very curable.

Should I go ahead and add your guess to the Death Poll?

• eat ze bugs: HIV or Syphilis

He absolutely would take it upon himself to (incorrectly) diagnose any malady and use freeze dried Temu herbs delivered to his scurvy hovel to provide the best magickal treatment Stolas can buy.

Probably the same recipe as the Abortion Tea, plus one special ingredient: a scoop of fresh Stolas guano pellets.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Probably the same as the Abortion Tea, plus one special ingredient: a scoop of fresh Stolas guano.

That's a bat.

 

[eat ze bugs]

The one between his ears.


Should I go ahead and add your guess to the Death Poll?

• eat ze bugs: HIV or Syphilis

Yeah. I'll take that. HIV or syphilis . Or any other general STD, he's a total degenerate.

 

[mickrussom]

Fairness to Ed the granny charges were dropped

Did I misremember, or did the granny rape charges go away because the victim croaked before the trials could commence?

With modern drugs, people with HIV can live normally for decades after getting the virus.

True, the AIDS is no longer the Ass Injected Death Sentence it once was. The SoS / big pharma figured out how to make patients for life with the cocktail
bictegravir (integrase inhibitor), tenofovir alafenamide and emtricitabine (both nucleoside reverse transcriptase inhibitors). Add in some PREP (eg truvada and descovy) so people can pretend they arent in the bug chasing scene. Lots of HIV infected semen being passed around these days.

 

[eat ze bugs]

True, the AIDS is no longer the Ass Injected Death Sentence it once was. The SoS / big pharma figured out how to make patients for life with the cocktail
bictegravir (integrase inhibitor), tenofovir alafenamide and emtricitabine (both nucleoside reverse transcriptase inhibitors). Add in some PREP (eg truvada and descovy) so people can pretend they arent in the bug chasing scene. Lots of HIV infected semen being passed around these days.

Wonder what kind of long term side effects this has in the body. Maybe some bone loss? There has to be a catch besides the life long customer. Like GLP-1 drugs with all the side effects.

 

[King Metalia]

"In the gap"? (The one in his chompers?)

"Fighting"? (True. His baseline)

For his "little minnows"?

This fucking guy is Napoleon, sitting on a heap of dung.

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I think the heep of dung your referring to is actually located in Tarl's head.

 

[Autistic Joe]

That's a bat.

Fixed! Thank you sir, you are a Gentleman and a Scholar!

Yeah. I'll take that. HIV or syphilis . Or any other general STD, he's a total degenerate.

Done!

 

[Turquoise]

Wonder what kind of long term side effects this has in the body. Maybe some bone loss? There has to be a catch besides the life long customer. Like GLP-1 drugs with all the side effects.

There is a conspiracy theory that the medication itself degrades the body and not the virus. It's got a fair amount traction behind it.

The aforementioned Tommy Morrison bought into it. Towards the end, he had the classic AIDS lesions on his skin but people point to the fact that he was taking all the other drugs - coke, meth, drink etc.

Surely Tarl, in his boundless wisdom, has covered the topic in one of his 12 million videos. Probably something like...

What a lot of people don't know is that steamed mugwort and ginger root will take care of the virus. Of course, you can always use healing spells too... that is if you have sufficient understanding of the relevant literature [smug face]. And no I don't care if an AIDS riddled tranny fucks a kid in the ass. I'm a minarchist.