I haven't watched since season 3 and didn't even know there was a season 5 until I saw this thread. I read episode descriptions for s4-s5 last night (I'm not watching that shit) and I think I am caught up. Here are my thoughts that nobody asked for
Season 1 - I remember really liking this when it came out. Not enough to buy merch or rewatch it, but it was pretty cool. Nice format, genuinely spooky and had interesting characters. The only part that really ground my gears was Winona Ryder's character.
I get it. You're son is missing and you are freaked out. Take some xanax and shut up already.
Season 2 - It was alright. Kind of a rehash of season 1. Max was OK as a new character but her and (especially) her brother were written a little too over the top. I don't remember much else.
Season 3 - Started off with some good ideas but I could tell a few episodes in that this was going downhill. By the end I was just hate watching. The super-magical-mini-sheboon, cutting off Steve's balls and putting him in a sailor suit to later be rejected by le surprise lesbian....lol wut? The only thing I remember about the last few episodes was liking the Russian guy just to see him get killed.
Season 4 - No plans to ever watch it but I read all the detailed episode descriptions. Steaming pile of shit.
Season 5 - Same as above. WTF is even happening anymore and who are all these people?
I'm surprised nobody has compared the mega-cringe "to stop the monster Will must first have his coming out party" to the underage gangbang in
It (the novel) yet. It's basically the same premise and just as tasteless.
So they released the last episodes on
Christmas and plan to release the final episode on
New Year's Eve? Two of the busiest holidays of the year? What is their target audience? Mega chuds who never leave their house?
They should have just stuck with season 1 being a self-contained mini series and ended on a high note. I read that it was originally conceived to be an anthology and that would have been cool. Or not since Netflix went full speed ahead woke anyway and woke ideology will never make enjoyable entertainment.
I may actually pirate and hate watch the final episode.
But not on fucking New Years Eve. 