Star Trek: Lower Decks - Full-Length Trailer Revealed

[augment]

In the current hell dimension we're stuck in, adults are children.

 

[Uranus Pink]

Just finished a rewatch of TNG and I forgot how damn smug the crew is all of the time. Probably knowing their real life social media doesn't help with that. Voyager may be batshit crazy and inconsistent, but at least I never got the impression the crew were huffing their own farts ("vision quests" excepted)

TNG's Q had repeatedly warned them of their arrogance that while the Federation was the big fish in their little corner of the galaxy, there is hell of a lot of bigger fish in the galaxy including everything Kirk and company ran into in TOS, the Borg, the Q Continuum when sufficiently irked and etc. Picard and crew remained to the end defiantly smugly arrogant. Voyager at least knew they were a minnow in a large ocean with large to very large fish swimming nearby.

 

[White Devil]

I rewatched Lower Decks last night, the TNG episode, and after that viewing it really made me think they should have picked another name for this show as the crewmen in the TNG episode weren't incompetent fuck ups.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I rewatched Lower Decks last night, the TNG episode, and after that viewing it really made me think they should have picked another name for this show as the crewmen in the TNG episode weren't incompetent fuck ups.

But then how could you cash in on nostalgia and memberberries? Your average viewer knows what Lower Decks and the TNG are so they will watch it. They won't watch "Space Adventures: The Average Man' but they will watch "Star Trek: but with Rick and Morty!"

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Hell no.


Frasier in space you say?
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=BIeEyDETaHY

Frasier in space would be cerebral. I'd love to see the adventures of Retired Admiral Crane, temporal fish out of water, as he tries to assemble a crew to repair the damage done by Jean-Luc Picard and his rag tag crew on the Starship Faggot in Current Year.

"Why did he show up at the Romulan refugee camp planet again, doesn't he know that was quarantined due to the rape gangs led by former Senators roaming the planet?"

"What are you saying Annika Hansen went on a killing spree on Planet Freecloud?"

"You mean you found the hideout of the cyberterrorist Altan Soong? Oh . . . he stole one of his android bodies and he caused a major incident between the Federation and the remnants of the Romulan Empire . . ."

 

[Jason Wynn]

Between this nexus of autism, STD and Picard, it's pretty sad I now see Voyager and Enterprise as almost avant garde compared to what Trek has become.

God damn this looks awful, even worse than Discovery if I'm being honest.

 

[augment]

I disagree. Discovery season one made me realize the idiots CBS kept hiring to write it never watched star trek. Season 2 comfimed those idiots don't give a shit about never having watched star trek and are indignant that you or I have.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Hmm.

 

[White Devil]

Hmm.
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I wonder how much of it is real and how much of it is, "If I don't slurp it's cum all the way down my throat, I lose my access.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I wonder how much of it is real and how much of it is, "If I don't slurp it's cum all the way down my throat, I lose my access.

Judge for yourself.

 

[UnKillFill]

Judge for yourself.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lz_xoFKH0aw

No.

 

[waffle]

Is it him solo or does he have co-hosts? I'm not sure I can handle 30 minutes of of pure Will soy.

 

[CakeCutey]

Hmm.
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Tumblr. Not even once.
I really hope he's just saying this by contract.

 

[James Roancrest]

The only thing more punchable than Wil Wheaton's face is his voice.

 

[RollerGator]

No way Mike gets Rich to show up for this one. It'll just be Mike in a room with a noose and a chair.

Fixed it.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If there is one positive thing to be said about SJW influences on the future of Star Trek, it is that it effectively prevents anyone from torturing us with Captain Wesley Crusher as a protagonist.

In the grimdark future of Current Year + 6, Wesley Crusher is now Captain Wendy Crusher of Starfleet. Star Trek: Trans Rights. Coom and consoom on CBS.

 

[frozenrunner]

I rewatched Lower Decks last night, the TNG episode, and after that viewing it really made me think they should have picked another name for this show as the crewmen in the TNG episode weren't incompetent fuck ups.

Even in a comedy this irritates the hell out of Robert Meyer Burnett, too. (He was talking about it in his most recent YouTube video, tearing apart a retarded anti-Star Trek Mary Sue article.) There are no incompetent fuck ups in Starfleet or the Federation. They're made up of the best of the best applicants from each member world. That doesn't make them perfect, but you better believe you aren't gonna be working on a Star Trek starship if you aren't very good at your job. So the premise of the joke/gag doesn't make any sense.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I swear, every time I see an interview clip of Wheaton, Kurtzman, that other dickhead with the hipster glasses, or anyone else associated with this shit, I immediately think of this SNL sketch where Chris Farley plays a woman in an infomercial who's "excited" about her new line of hair care products.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/focus-on-beauty-ii/n10438

It's the deliberate phoniness that triggers that feeling.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Hmm.
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Translation

"I get paid to tell you to CONSUME PRODUCT, so you should CONSUME PRODUCT or I lose my show."

 

[Miller]

In the grimdark future of Current Year + 6, Wesley Crusher is now Captain Wendy Crusher of Starfleet. Star Trek: Trans Rights. Coom and consoom on CBS.

Picard Season 2: Wheaton appears as Wesley Crusher and says while looking at the camera: "Wesley Crusher says trans rights!". He keeps that smug attitude for 5 seconds and they cut to the next scene.

He was talking about it in his most recent YouTube video, tearing apart a retarded anti-Star Trek Mary Sue article.) There are no incompetent fuck ups in Starfleet or the Federation. They're made up of the best of the best applicants from each member world.

I was listening to his latest stream, god that article is so dumb. They implied that the Federation only went to Bajor because of the wormhole, except that it's wrong, they never knew about the wormhole until they arrived there to help the reconstruction of Bajor at the end of the cardassian occupation. Also the Federation is a meritocracy, Starfleet wants the best of the best, there's nothing wrong with that and of course you will find characters who are assholes because - to them - it was the only way to climb all these ranks (and usually that makes some interesting episodes). People who fail Starfleet Academy aren't losers, they can succeed in other jobs, hell, you don't even have to be in Starfleet to have a successful career in whatever job you want (STP showed the opposite but this isn't Trek anyway).
It seems that the author's body turned into a recovery position the second she heard the word "elite". The Trill society is elitist of course, since there is a limited number of symbiotes and they need each other if they want to survive as a species but they need the right people who can accept to share their body and their mind with a symbiote for the rest of their life. DS9 had a handful of episodes that dealt with the process.