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The biggest sin with the ports is not just running like shit on launch. Is the complete abandonment of even fixing them. I am pretty certain Spiderman 2 still has weird performance issues and Returnal has a known memory leak issue that Housemarque decided they were never going to fix. Why would anyone buy a PS5 title on PC knowing there is little to no chance that any issues at launch will get addressed?
 
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I believe Sony claimed a lack of sales on PC as the reason they pulled out. Now dear user I ask you: What were they expecting?
Looking past their lack of games, their PC ports were notoriously rushed dogshit with every release. Almost every timed exclusive game that was released was a trainwreck and they did fuck all to advertise them. Most of these games that got released on PC were 2 years old and nobody gave a fuck about them, hell nobody gave a fuck about them when they were originally released. Even logistically speaking there is literally zero reason for anyone with even a low tier rig to own a console or buy their games when they don't run. Even looking at their catalogue now the only game I could see myself getting is Ghost of Tsushima when it goes like 50% off. Sony wanted to blame those dastardly PC players but the sad reality is that no-one gives a fuck about their faggotslop games, not even PS5 owners.

Gran Turismo 7 not getting a PC port may have been a Sony misplay to fail to capitalize on the 2023 Forza Motorsport's disastrous launch (which lead to Turn 10 being demoted to being a Forza Horizon support studio). Forza Motorsport 7 also had a terrible launch too. And even if GT7 did get a PC Port just to do that, the game is still a shell of itself compared to past GT games.

The biggest sin with the ports is not just running like shit on launch. Is the complete abandonment of even fixing them. I am pretty certain Spiderman 2 still has weird performance issues and Returnal has a known memory leak issue that Housemarque decided they were never going to fix. Why would anyone buy a PS5 title on PC knowing there is little to know chance that any issues at launch will get addressed?

Maybe that was part of why Kaz didn't make a Gran Turismo 7 PC Port, because GT7 is a live service game and they would also have to update it for PC too.
 
The biggest sin with the ports is not just running like shit on launch. Is the complete abandonment of even fixing them. I am pretty certain Spiderman 2 still has weird performance issues and Returnal has a known memory leak issue that Housemarque decided they were never going to fix. Why would anyone buy a PS5 title on PC knowing there is little to no chance that any issues at launch will get addressed?
Also yea I forgot to mention this but every PC port just seemed abandoned after like 2 updates if they even had any at all.
 
What were they expecting?
I imagine they looked at how the Japanese AA/AAA games that were PS/Console exclusive as late as the PS2/3 took off on PC and wanted that too.
Yakuza, Monster Hunter, Resident Evil and Final Fantasy all have a pretty good time on Steam and co. unless they really fuck up the port. And even then i imagine they still sell enough copies to make back the cost.
Hell, if even Microslop is able to sell the few Xbox games left at this point well enough on PC (including back when they forced people to use the abysmal Windows Store) then it should be a piece of cake for Sony to sell their "premium library of critically acclaimed masterpieces", right?

Only problem is that Sony just kinda forgot that those games sell well because they are actually fun to play instead of magically selling on their own because there is nothing else to buy for your 700$ next gen paperweight.
 
Fucking lul. I'm seeing Sony Fanboys over on my actual Socials trying to blame the Couch Co-Op PSN Requirement on "needing to link to a Microsoft account". They're full stop just trying to pin this all on Microsoft.

It's funny as hell seeing that level of coping being told to fuck off.
Tell them that the reason why Microsoft is even in the console business to begin with is because Sony was bragging that the PS2 was more powerful than any computer out on the market.
 
Crossposting Laufey backlash articles where they double down
 
Crossposting Laufey backlash articles where they double down
Jesus Christ, 8 years in development, budget in the hundreds of millions, a team in the quadruple digits working on it, and all that to deliver a middling cinematic hack-and-slash dud with an ugly Karen for a protagonist.

The thing now needs to sell a dozen million copies to break even, and God knows how many to be considered profitable by Sony.

A sane company could have published three modestly budgeted game, with interesting gameplay and hot women in them and made more profit that way.

The industry is fucking done.
 
Crossposting Laufey backlash articles where they double down
Now we now know why Ragnarok was cut short and not made into two games. Because they already had the third game planned with a woman. Ragnarok was the build up to the Laufey game, where they made Kratos weak and useless. Because these woketards think a strong male like Kratos is all about toxic masculinity, misogyny and patriarchy. So they made Freya a stronk whamen so she could easily put a knife to Kratos throat to make him look less like a threat. They even tried to dissolve the father and son story with a race swapped Angrboda and added a ghey side mission in the name of DEI, in a game about Norse mythology. These people that make the Laufey game should be tard wrangled and fired a long time ago, and never get close to any game studio ever again. It is not about making a good game, its all about injecting their own political views and agendas.
 
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Sony bragged about how many ps5s they shipped during the holiday quarter, with a fair amount of them being GoY bundles.
Never forget that the only reason The Last of Us hit the sales numbers it did was because Sony bundled it with Grand Theft Auto V during the Brack Friday Bunduru.

This has been a tactic of theirs to get their games to seem like they are more popular than they are for at least a decade now. Make it a pack in title and count the console sale as a game sale.

Don't be surprised when next year they release a PS6 with GTA VI Expanded and Enhanced along with Mom of War bundled in so they can say it sold a bajillion copies.
 
This has been a tactic of theirs to get their games to seem like they are more popular than they are for at least a decade now. Make it a pack in title and count the console sale as a game sale.
They did the same with Horizon IIRC, hence why the incongruity between the huge sale numbers and the franchise not having any presence/fans whatsoever.
 
The industry is fucking done.
nah, the IP freezer hasn't even turned on yet.
Never forget that the only reason The Last of Us hit the sales numbers it did was because Sony bundled it with Grand Theft Auto V during the Brack Friday Bunduru.
This has been a tactic of theirs to get their games to seem like they are more popular than they are for at least a decade now. Make it a pack in title and count the console sale as a game sale.
Don't be surprised when next year they release a PS6 with GTA VI Expanded and Enhanced along with Mom of War bundled in so they can say it sold a bajillion copies.
it's a sales projection tactic by the studio which sony still fucking falls and get fucked for it, lol.
and no, the fact that bungie scammed billions out of sony by doing the same tactics means they learned absolutely nothing and will continue to not learn.
 
They did the same with Horizon IIRC, hence why the incongruity between the huge sale numbers and the franchise not having any presence/fans whatsoever.
They literally gave the first game away for free one year for Earth Day - it's legitimately the only reason I have a copy in my PSN Library.

They've pulled every trick in the book and then some to make it seem like anyone gives half a shit about Hulst's baby. I'd say the sooner he and Cuckman are gone the better, but knowing this fucking company whoever replaces them will somehow be even more fucktarded,,,
 
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