So I saw it, and it's okay. Nothing amazing, probably could've benefited from being a bit longer and a bit better paced, but damn this movie had all the odds stacked against it. Honestly wouldn't mind a sequel, which this movie ends on a sequel hook, plus another one post-credits. The cop guy was alright I guess. Jim Carry just kind of acted like a crazy person the whole time, which was entertaining but just too silly and cruel to take seriously.
Let's get this out of the way, because I know this will be the biggest, most overblown reason people will cite for hating the movie: Sonic does the Dental Floss dance from Fortnite. Twice, in fact. The first time he dances for way longer than he needs to, which would have been bad enough, but then he does it again in the last scene of the movie. It was kind of distracting, but I give it a pass. The kid next to me who was wearing a Sonic onesie loved it, and who am I to ruin that kid's fun?