Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

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sonic looks a little more like sonic, which to sonic fags means this will be an upcoming classic that will rival mario bros in terms of quality video game movies
 
*sighs sadly*

I was actually fucking hyped for abomination-sanic. Like I was genuinely ecstatic when the trailer came out and we saw that fucking nightmare

Sure, this is "technically" a better looking and sexier and more body pillow appropriate sanic, but its at the cost of some truly glorious meme material.
 
Can you imagine how Jim Carrey felt about the controversy?

Hasn't had a big role in a decade but one he lands has one of the spergiest fandoms out there.
 
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Looks like more of the image from a couple weeks back, in a physical movie display. Seems pretty legit now.

Though, the movie is already filmed so it's still probably total shit.

And still the blue arms, RIP CWC.
 
Why do I get the feeling that this was all planned?
Release a trailer with a horrible looking Sonic so that EVERYBODY talks about it for several weeks, then change to the "new" design so the problem is solved and the whole world knows about this movie coming out.
Anyone else thinks that's the case?

Doesn't matter why people will see a movie. Money is money.
Remember The Emoji Movie? That trash that everyone made fun of?
Well, it was a huge hit and one of Sony's most profitable movies of that year.
Why? Because everyone saw it "ironically" to make fun of it.
Sony didn't care about the reasoning while they were counting the millions.

People will go to see the Sonic movie and laugh at it, Paramount will be happy.

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I might have paid to see the horror one like I saw Gotti. No cash from me for the "only kinda shit" one.
 
Why do I get the feeling that this was all planned?
Release a trailer with a horrible looking Sonic so that EVERYBODY talks about it for several weeks, then change to the "new" design so the problem is solved and the whole world knows about this movie coming out.
Anyone else thinks that's the case?

Doesn't matter why people will see a movie. Money is money.
Remember The Emoji Movie? That trash that everyone made fun of?
Well, it was a huge hit and one of Sony's most profitable movies of that year.
Why? Because everyone saw it "ironically" to make fun of it.
Sony didn't care about the reasoning while they were counting the millions.

People will go to see the Sonic movie and laugh at it, Paramount will be happy.

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That strategy really worked for Ghostbusters 2016.
 
That strategy really worked for Ghostbusters 2016.

As bad as it was, I highly doubt The Emoji Movie didn't have the "Current Year" political baggage that Ghostbusters 2016 had.

The redesigned Sonic makes me think that Paramount wants to make this work, and while I think it's probably going to suck, it could turn out to be "So Bad It's Good" or maybe turn out to be an okay but ultimately forgettable movie.

I think that the success of Detective Pikachu may have played a role in the decision to redesign Sonic.

Detective Pikachu was probably the first live-action video game movie adaptation that successfully beat the odds and it did well with fans and the audience, was financially successful, and didn't get thrashed by the critics.
 
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....ok i know im a nigger-minority here but jesus fucking christ this shit is unironically more unnerving and freaky than the original design.

Also how many sickfuck comments are there going to be about sanic's "handsome package"?
 
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....ok i know im a nigger-minority here but jesus fucking christ this shit is unironically more unnerving and freaky than the original design.

Also how many sickfuck comments are there going to be about sanic's "handsome package"?
You need to look at the old design again
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Way more creepy. But furfags going to furfag nothing you can do to stop that other than kill them or get them mental help.
 
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....ok i know im a nigger-minority here but jesus fucking christ this shit is unironically more unnerving and freaky than the original design.

Also how many sickfuck comments are there going to be about sanic's "handsome package"?
how long until the furries start making rule 34 with sonic and the doggo *sigh*
 
You need to look at the old design again
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Way more creepy. But furfags going to furfag nothing you can do to stop that other than kill them or get them mental help.
Sorry but Nu-sonic looks like a Plasticine ghoul. Old one just looks adorably crappy and I hope the cut of the movie with it leaks at some point.

Admittedly this is largely due to the glorious maymes we all made about it when it came out
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Also I am now predicting 88% chance we will see the PINGAS meme referenced given the indian guy stalking robotnik
 
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