Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

[Clockwork_PurBle]

The coolest thing they did was making the Paramount logo the rings. Carey's Robotnik seems fun for what he is.

Gangster Paradise

Ok.

 

[Judge Holden]

Trailer's out, bois. It looks exactly like expected.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI

Ok I literally started cackling when I heard the words "GOTTA GO FAST".

...holy fuck this looks like it got violently shat out a portal to the mid 2000sin every goddamn nightmare way imaginable and I unironically want to fucking watch it right goddamn now.

Seriously this is shaping up to be a trainwreck of legendary proportions and I am legitimately unjokingly more hyped for this than literally every other upcoming film.

also

- PINGAS INTENSIFIES -

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh....god....YES! YEEEEESSSSS!!!!

This shit is gonna be biblical....fucking Soynic the Hedgehog is now a reality....jesus christ

 

[Muttnik]

What the actual Lovecraftian fuck.

This is great. Beautiful nuclear cringe like this is the stuff I've been waiting to see.

 

[Quijibo69]

This is yet more proof we are living in clown world. HOOK HOOK!

 

[Judge Holden]

This is yet more proof we are living in clown world. HOOK HOOK!

You Rang?

 

[UE 558]

FUCK YOU PUSSYMOUNT, THIS IS NOT THE SANIC I GREW UP WITH AND FAPPED TO, THIS IS:

 

[Judge Holden]

FUCK YOU PUSSYMOUNT, THIS IS NOT THE SANIC I GREW UP WITH AND FAPPED TO, THIS IS: https://youtube.com/watch?v=AzuaYmH4yUshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=WhsUTbvGPHMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=YVz7aPwH83U

How could you not include this timeless classic?!

For this oversight im demoting you to PINGAS monkey third class

 

[UE 558]

How could you not include this timeless classic?!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gri2I0SZwgQFor this oversight im demoting you to PINGAS monkey third class

That’s not a sanic, that’s a pingas.

This better be Jim’s theme in the movie:

 

[Judge Holden]

That’s not a sanic, that’s a pingas. https://youtube.com/watch?v=qdlsAeu_n3k

Indeed. Played by Jim Carrey who is one of the more batshit crazy "DRUMPFFFF!!!" obsessed hasbeens in hollywood which means that in this year of our lord we might see upon the theatre screens official canon confirmation that PINGAS supports Donald Trump.

At which point we may as well start the blood orgies and child sacrifices since it would prove beyond any doubt our reality has been entirely devoured by the outer dank

 

[omori]

Oh god. Its so much worse when it moves.

 

[UE 558]

Indeed. Played by Jim Carrey who is one of the more batshit crazy "DRUMPFFFF!!!" obsessed hasbeens in hollywood which means that in this year of our lord we might see upon the theatre screens official canon confirmation that PINGAS supports Donald Trump.

At which point we may as well start the blood orgies and child sacrifices since it would prove beyond any doubt our reality has been entirely devoured by the outer dank

Once PINGAS replaces Pence as VP, this’ll become our new national anthem

 

[Judge Holden]

- Wait theres no candy in this van..... -

 

[Megaroad]

I LOLd-cringed at GOTTA GO FAST. Might be a fun movie to drink to.

Thought the early 90's style of adopting game movies was over, at least Mario had a cool (inappropriate) cyber punk look.

 

[Judge Holden]

I LOLd-cringed at GOTTA GO FAST. Might be a fun movie to drink to.

Thought the early 90's style of adopting game movies was over, at least Mario had a cool (inappropriate) cyber punk look.

Oh god I just had a terribeautiful thought

At the end of the trailer Robotnik is in a place filled with giant mushrooms....what if the film ends with a cameo-sequel hook of Mario and Luigi?

Like we might legitimately be about to experience the autism cinema masterpiece we have been praying for since our time began

Oh god. Its so much worse when it moves.

I dont know what you are talking about. Looks fine to me

 

[UE 558]

Looks like a high budget cyber 8 cartoon

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

The most surprising thing is Carey being able to act in a comedy movie. He has become a huge ORANGE MAN BAD nutcase as of late. He looks good in the movie though. Good on him.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Their are 2 ways this could turn out: Either surprisingly good or entertainingly bad. Either way I think I’m going to enjoy this. My biggest hope is that everyone involved in the production realizes how dumb this is and just decide to have fun with it.

 

[BobsSpergers]

As soon as I heard the opening chorus of gangstas paradise I knew I was in for a real treat. What a beautiful disaster.

 

[Judge Holden]

The most surprising thing is Carey being able to act in a comedy movie. He has become a huge ORANGE MAN BAD nutcase as of late. He looks good in the movie though. Good on him.

This is half the reason im hyped. Carrey has enough clout and is just batshit manic enough about hating Trump that its entirely likely he will have tried and succeeded in being allowed to turn the film into an anti drumpfff vehicle.

If that is the case then we truly have been gifted a film tailor made for our taste in cringe and autism