Sneed Baby inc - A Kiwi Farms narrative consultation thread.

[Shaneequa]

Can I be the Mcsneed security officer training "consultants" in LatAm countries?

Yes but you need a uniform

 

[Montalbane]

Got that covered already.

 

[Meat Target]

I can bring my Meateorology skills to the table.

1. All in-game weapons will be tested on a True and Honest Paul Harrell Meat Target, and the results will be given to devs for further consideration;
2. All proposed "strong female protagonists" will be graded on their corollary hotness and likeability. For example, Abby and Aloy fail; Samus and Jill Valentine succeed.
3. Games will be graded on whether they contain important commentary on real-world Meateorological issues, such as the appalling number of Children of Color that Patrick Tomlinson kidnaps and grinds up into pepperoni.

 

[FamicomGorby]

A key to success is having bold thought provoking titles

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Yes but you need a uniform

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Got that covered already.

This is a hostile work environment, I come to laugh and the homosexuals on this board are trying to turn me on, the nerve!
Also;

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Welcome to the manga game proposal thread

 

[Law]

I wrote at least two paragraphs of Kevin Gibes fanfiction, and one paragraph of Joe Biden fanfiction. I will sneed the call.

 

[Xebi]

Hello! I am writing a story for a video game. It is a fantasy setting where the main character is a knight in shining armor: a white male, heterosexual, and he is in love with a beautiful female princess whom he must save amidst killing hoards of green-skinned monsters. My fear is that 1% of the market will dislike the game because the main character is not an absolutely flaming faggot with a fetish for black penis and a desire to eventually turn himself into a woman. How can I mitigate the damage of losing 1% of my consumers? I need your expert consultation, Sneed Baby!

Well good sir, I may not be part of That particular 1%. But I can assure you you're sure not likely to find my special kind flavour retardation anywhere these necks of the woods too often. So may I offer you my 2 cents?

I very much enjoy your idea of a white, male, heterosexual knight in shining armor that falls in love with the princess. But it feels a little... how do they say it? "Underbaked."

So clearly we'll need to crisp that one up to a burn chicken nugget. I don't care how white he is, they can still burn under the intensity of our Black, paranoid schizophrenic climate hysteria fueled, sun. Which is great, cause your princess is now a modern fatass who loves pigging out on some McNuggies! Gone are the times of girls glamouring to become the next rainbow Disney nazi, it's time they all embraced their real inner Ronald McClowns.

And good gods, are you truly suggesting we let green-skinned monsters be the presentation of evil? No wonder you're afraid of that pussy 1% crowd. We need some Real diversity, and we got so many crazy colors to pick from our LGBTQDisabled fan-group. We'll solve the representation and diversity at the same time! Just imagine it as a Post-Apocalypse -MODERN- Mad Max! But more gay.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

I'd like to apply for the position of Transitional Network Director.

 

[Shaneequa]

I'd like to apply for the position of Transitional Network Director.

Do you have any previous TND-related experience?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

In keeping with accurate, real-world demographics, I propose that in games like GTA or really any game where crime occurs, it's best to stick to real-world percentages in criminal racial makeup to properly represent these previously underrepresented minorities.

 

[Shaneequa]

In keeping with accurate, real-world demographics, I propose that in games like GTA or really any game where crime occurs, it's best to stick to real-world percentages in criminal racial makeup to properly represent these previously underrepresented minorities.

Like non-majority NPC population should be 13% other but those 13% have a 50% chance to initiate the random violence encounters?

 

[Jotch]

Dear Sneed Baby Inc,

I feel that our employees are reluctant to embrace our "Bigotry for all" program. How would you suggest we encourage them?
Thanks,
Epic Megagames

 

[Shaneequa]

Dear Sneed Baby Inc,

I feel that our employees are reluctant to embrace our "Bigotry for all" program. How would you suggest we encourage them?
Thanks,
Epic Megagames

Management at Sneed Baby inc would like to remind our employees that the bigotry community is *most* diverse and being against bigotry is tantamount to being against diversity (haram).

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Dear Sneed Baby Inc,

I feel that our employees are reluctant to embrace our "Bigotry for all" program. How would you suggest we encourage them?
Thanks,
Epic Megagames

Be racist about as many different races as possible, and then there'll be something for everyone to enjoy.