Sneed Baby inc - A Kiwi Farms narrative consultation thread.

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Admiral Throbnelius dijo:
Can I be the Sneed Baby Inc. Official Communications Officer? I'll make sure our social media accounts are well managed and we have reasonable response to customer concerns, like declaring jihad against their Discord and Steam pages.
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Sir, no gay ops. Only consulting.
 
Admiral Throbnelius dijo:
I'm sorry, I'm just so passionate about this project that it's hard to contain my excitement at times. I promise I would be very responsible.
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I mean, An admiral would fit the job quite nicely, so go for it.
I myself will probably gonna use some Sneeding from here since I really want to make a Kiwi Farms™ branded vidya game.
My newfag ass still isn't really familiar with the community here so I could be needing a lot of consulting on shit like Chris-Chan, Fatrick and/or Keffals if I were to include them and their stuff.
 
Kiwi2Shoes dijo:
I mean, An admiral would fit the job quite nicely, so go for it.
I myself will probably gonna use some Sneeding from here since I really want to make a Kiwi Farms™ branded vidya game.
My newfag ass still isn't really familiar with the community here so I could be needing a lot of consulting on shit like Chris-Chan, Fatrick and/or Keffals if I were to include them and their stuff.
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The last time an internet boogeyman made a game, it was an erotic visual novel about dating disabled girls. Tread lightly.
 
DIRECT MANDATE FROM HEAD SCENARIO WRITER OF SNEED BABY INC

1) Fuck niggers, fuck trannies, fuck faggots, kikes, niggers, redditors, and anyone else from any race, creed, religion or sexual orientation(women) you can think of. If a script slides over your desk, it better be about all those things when it leaves.

2) All video game plots should include how based kiwifarms is. If a game doesn't include the narrative to support this point of view, greatly encourage the customer to change the narrative to include these values. Everyone who isn't kiwifarms should cope, sneed, and/or dilate.


3) We believe in historical accuracy, so all references to history must remember the story of Yakob and the creation myth of the nation of Islam.

4) Due to recent complaints from our investors, point 2 shall be slightly redacted. Mockery of Jews and their God shall be kept to a respectful minimum.


These mandates shall be enforced immediately, and are subject to possible changes in the future. Make sure to keep yourself up today and please subscribe to our internal newsletter for further updates. Thank you.

~ Head Scenario Writer
 
Kiwithius Farmsfield Esquire, a mild mannered internet entrepreneur, inherits a Slavic mansion from his recently deceased Uncle Chuck. When he arrives though, he is unprepared for the horror that await. Countless gypsies and troons squat on the estate grounds. They lock Kiwithius Farmsfield Esquire in with them and are hell bent on making sure he joins them. Forever.

The goal is to find an exit, renovating the house and reclaiming your ancestors birth rite. You also need to avoid getting injected with too much HRT or robbed by gypsies. Starting out the only safe room is Podcast studio. The dual screen playback monitor( that Kiwithius totally has) acts as your first mirror. They ward off enemies and can make rooms safe, since both troons and gypsies can't stand to look at themselves.


I call it "Cope in the Dark" or "Need for Sneed"
 
PonderosaPete dijo:
Kiwithius Farmsfield Esquire, a mild mannered internet entrepreneur, inherits a Slavic mansion from his recently deceased Uncle Chuck. When he arrives though, he is unprepared for the horror that await. Countless gypsies and troons squat on the estate grounds. They lock Kiwithius Farmsfield Esquire in with them and are hell bent on making sure he joins them. Forever.

The goal is to find an exit, renovating the house and reclaiming your ancestors birth rite. You also need to avoid getting injected with too much HRT or robbed by gypsies. Starting out the only safe room is Podcast studio. The dual screen playback monitor( that Kiwithius totally has) acts as your first mirror. They ward off enemies and can make rooms safe, since both troons and gypsies can't stand to look at themselves.


I call it "Cope in the Dark" or "Need for Sneed"
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How do the Br*tish factor into this scenario?
 
End game enemies that appear to invade the boat launch by the lake. Uses muskets and cans straight up kill you, but can be completely pacified by purchasing or forging the proper licenses.
 
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