Shit that incels say - Discuss the written and recorded incel/manosphere melties and stupidity on the Internet

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Incels aren't beating the closeted homosexual allegations.

He says he knows mauve bras are invisible under white T-shirts because he's tried it himself. Lol. Lmao.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

You just know this pedophilic incel lacks self awareness to understand why he is single

Do any of them have self awareness?

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Here’s a few highlights from r/Incelswritewomen
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This one came out in 1970, which is the editor’s response to a moid wanting an even more sexualized supergirl:
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Turns out that incels have always been the ones to bitch the loudest about so-called “ugly” women, because they can’t separate their porn addiction from other forms of entertainment.

And this was sent to someone who made a post about her husband’s suicide:
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Posts like this make me wonder if “virgin” is just a socially acceptable way for them to say “minor” at this point, because it’s a bizarre thing to fixate on otherwise:
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Bro some of these are such obvious bait posts like the 44 y/o, c'mon.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Bro some of these are such obvious bait posts like the 44 y/o, c'mon.

I'm shocked you don't think the guy who spells marijuana like "marywania" was being serious.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I'm shocked you don't think the guy who spells marijuana like "marywania" was being serious.

Theres no way

 

[Shroom King]

"Just sever all contact from the last friends you have left on planet Earth, bro. Sorry for the spelling mistakes!"

 

[Starefag]

My personal favourite: "If you're not a 10/10 ripped 6ft+ gigachad making 6 figures a year, just give up bro."
Which is total bullshit. There's always gonna be someone out there who is balder, uglier, poorer and shorter than you, and guess what? They have a loving wife with '2.3' children.

The fact that Styxhexenhammer, Cobes, and Chris all have had sex (and in styx's case, had a child) is proof enough that no matter how fucked you may look or act, you can get pussy. Shit Ethan fucking Ralph almost had a longterm marriage.
There's no excuse for not trying if you're just a 5/10 shy dude. Unironically just do some confidence building.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

"Just sever all contact from the last friends you have left on planet Earth, bro. Sorry for the spelling mistakes!"

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I don't even know what this dude is trying to say. My brain hurts.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

The fact that Styxhexenhammer, Cobes, and Chris all have had sex (and in styx's case, had a child) is proof enough that no matter how fucked you may look or act, you can get pussy. Shit Ethan fucking Ralph almost had a longterm marriage.
There's no excuse for not trying if you're just a 5/10 shy dude. Unironically just do some confidence building.

This is what NORMOID SHEEPLE actually believe.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Wake up girls new unhinged sperging dropped

https://x.com/alpharivelino/status/2028859467031269686

https://archive.li/wip/iOcRX

 

[Eadred]

I never understood this leaning meme thing.

Twitter and all social media should get nuked, some people don't deserve to make their opinion heard.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Long screenshot if anyone has better way to save this lunacy please do

Deal. If he can pay for a fancy car and a collection of louboutins then I can stop wearing beige bras
Alas, I don't think it's going to happen

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Imagine being so delusional that you spend your time examining marriage photos and declaring it null and void because of imaginary angles.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

Someone I work with, not a joke, not even satire, sent this in a group chat. It sounds like a supervillain monologue.

"I dislike how women make me feel. How they use their looks or sexual appeal to get what they want. I hate that they expect you to treat them better; they want you to bed over backwards for them. I hate that I love them. I hate that I misread them. i hate that even one wrong move can ruin your entire life. So instead of wanted a women, I taught myself to hate women."

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Someone I work with, not a joke, not even satire, sent this in a group chat. It sounds like a supervillain monologue.

I'm a guy and I would report that to HR. Jesus Christ.

 

[lego racers]

Someone I work with, not a joke, not even satire, sent this in a group chat. It sounds like a supervillain monologue.

was Elliot Rodger alive and in witness protection this whole time? tell him there are many gays happy about the news.

 

[Kyff]

Someone I work with, not a joke, not even satire, sent this in a group chat. It sounds like a supervillain monologue.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

I'm a guy and I would report that to HR. Jesus Christ.

God I wish, it's a GC for people outside of work to coordinate plans to study or just hang out. I rarely ever check on it but I had the pleasure of being lucky when I glanced at it today.

 

[General Patton]

"Women aren't funny."

The ironic thing is it's always some unfunny man saying it.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

"Women aren't funny."

The ironic thing is it's always some unfunny man saying it.

Joan Rivers and Gilda Radner were great. I think too many guys watch Amy Schumer or Sarah Silverman and think that's female comedy.