Shit that incels say - Discuss the written and recorded incel/manosphere melties and stupidity on the Internet

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Making this thread at the bequest of @Hey Johnny Bravo

If incels and haggots show up to shit up the thread please don't engage them just use the report button . There are plenty diligent mods who would gladly send them to the banworld .

Post and tear apart their deep thoughts on western women , civilisation being cucked and Tyrone's dick in here .

Clarification: please don't share screenshot from stuff written and posted on kiwifarms or tag the local incels . We are here to laugh at retards not cause more work for the jannies thanks

Second clarification: men can post too as long they stick to the thread aka incels / manosphere gayfluencers

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

You should probably clarify whether we are allowed to mock people from within the site or not. Because it will be very hard not to.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

You should probably clarify whether we are allowed to mock people from within the site or not. Because it will be very hard not to.

I think is part of the site rules not to screenshot and comment on users retardation to avoid further flame wars . No matter how much we want to . Leave to mass debates to do it .

 

[Nameless One]

I think is part of the site rules not to screenshot and comment on users retardation to avoid further flame wars . No matter how much we want to . Leave to mass debates to do it .

That's so unfun because I have an entire rap sheet from certain "appreciation" threads alone. Can't even blurb out their profiles and names since people can search it too. So much for a gossip site.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

That's so unfun because I have a entire rap sheet from certain threads

It will cause category 5 whining and crying at the mods storm and cause another retard war where women will be blamed for being made fun of sorry bud. One of the conditions null let us have this corner is not poking the local retards to sperg out

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

we already have the man-hate and woman-hate thread for this.

 

[Nameless One]

we already have the man-hate and woman-hate thread for this.

This is for the topic of incels only, good luck scrolling through man-hate to find good (funny) incel related posts because its too diverse compared to the woman-hate thread thats too autistic and enshittified.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

This is for the topic of incels only, good luck scrolling through man-hate to find good incel related posts because its too diverse compared to the woman-hate thread thats too autistic and enshittified.

Incels on the Internet . There are few threads debating incels this is just to laugh at them .

 

[Nameless One]

My favorite thing to do on Instagram on nice posts or memes about love and relationships, the classiest joke is seeing lonely niggas online bitching about how alone they are and doing nothing about it, LITERALLY CRYING ABOUT IT in the comments nonstop. Getting mad that the person uploaded this cute thing, like some subhuman who hates joy. THEN you browse their profiles and it's Andrew Tate posts.

I recommend trying this, it never stops being funny to me because of how often I see it.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Incels deserve to be bullied. They usually fall into three categories: terminally online losers who could be helped if they spend like a month on Internet detox and realize how dumb and feckless they were, legit psychos who want to kill women and use the incel shit as a cover, and dudes who don't want to admit they are gay.

Seriously, I love finding incels who rant about how much women ruin everything, men are better than women, only men understand love, but they stomp their feet if you suggest they are gay.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

The horror woman making more money than the average man . But woman doing unpaid labour from dusk to Dawn on 3 hours sleep, while raising several kids with no medical, dental insurance, pension plan or pay is wholesome .

Seriously, I love finding incels who rant about how much women ruin everything

Screenshot and post

 

[Seafarer]

Something I always found hypocritical about Incels/Manosphere types is that they will say that men and women are biologically different and for that reason the idea of gender equality is nonsense, but then when men and women differ in ways beneficial to women, such as women having a lower crime rate and women being more likely to retain custody of children, they say it’s a feminist conspiracy, and that there must be bias present in the system since women should have equal crime/sole custody rates as men.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

women being more likely to retain custody of children

If a man goes to court demands primary custody just filling basic hey I want to have my kid 50/50 they get 60% of the time . If they are aggressive and actually pour in money it increases to 74 % or something like that. Even if there evidence of abuse or allegations they still get it.

Women don't win custody they just end up with the kids because 80% of the time men just walkaway. Less than 10% of the child custody cases are even seen by a judged or any legal entity aka mediators etc.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

The thing that makes me the most uncomfortable about them is that they cannot "see the world" from the perspective of a woman for a second or two. There are some types who want to rip away women's rights to vote, work, and even more.
They're completely unable to imagine the subjectivity of a person WHO HAPPENS to be a woman, not just as "the woman" and conceive her inner life, desires, agency, and struggles as anything close to equal in complexity or value to their own.

They never do. It's so damn bizarre. As if they see 50% of the human population is composed of alien that are detached from humanity.

Or even more, they whine and bitch about "shallow women" who only care about height, money, status and ETC. But like, they always keep chasing or looking for such types online, all the fucking time. Then, they get rejected by them (wow, really) and become bitter. They repeat that again, and again, and again. They keep putting their hands on the stove and then complain that they have a 2nd degree burn.

TLDR
>crave validation from a system that was never made for them (probably due to mommy and daddy's influence or peers)
>resent people for playing by the rules of that same said system
>enforce those rules on themselves and others with a near religious zeal
>commit psychological self-harm for no damn reason

 

[Breahna]

A personal favourite of mine

 

[Seafarer]

The thing that makes me the most uncomfortable about them is that they cannot "see the world" from the perspective of a woman for a second or two.

Being unable to see the world from the perspective of others is a trademark of autism and/or narcissism, both of which seem plenty prevalent among incels.

 

[Smack Patrick]

My personal favourite: "If you're not a 10/10 ripped 6ft+ gigachad making 6 figures a year, just give up bro."
Which is total bullshit. There's always gonna be someone out there who is balder, uglier, poorer and shorter than you, and guess what? They have a loving wife with '2.3' children.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Honestly, I find incels on the internet amusing, especially on anonymous imageboards. Immaturity combined with flawed personality and failing on reality checks. Reddit used to be great at finding their posts, for example the mgtow subreddit discussed more about women than any gossip rag.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

"I haven't had sex, and it's not by choice!"

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Screenshot and post

This one is kinda old, but here.

"I am so obsessed with vagina but hate women, look at how not-gay I am! I only want to hang out with guys who know about Boba Fett!"