Shit that incels say - Discuss the written and recorded incel/manosphere melties and stupidity on the Internet

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Living in a country where about 92% of the population is nominally orthodox, I've racked up some pretty funny stories from personal experiences and ones I've heard from others. One friend who went through a revival of his own faith and started meeting girls who were specifically ultra-orthodox (note, he was never an incel or had problems of the sort, he simply had other things going on that made him turn to God I guess) eventually stopped trying to deal with them because of meeting girls who wouldn't wash down there because it was shameful, having to deal with family members who would shit their pants because of one of his parents being Catholic, insane things like that. Personally, I was turned down for a tutoring role because I am not Orthodox, I've been bitched at for doing yard work and laundry on Sunday and son.
Notably, none of these types would ever give american trad e-converts the time of day, and among the more intelligent cohort of orthodox people I know, I can't think of a single one who doesn't viscerally hate these types for making an online mockery of their beliefs.
Incel e-trads don't have the faintest idea what Orthodoxy truly is, which is perfect for them since they can fill that knowledge void with their wildest hopes and delusions.
Also, in some aspects despite overall being just as mysoginistic as just about any other religion that didn't pop up in the past 200 years, funnily enough Orthodoxy is far more considerate to women than they'd believe. For example, many Orthodox priests will give dispensations on fasting/meat abstention etc to pregnant or post-partum women, and have done so for centuries.

I have seen/heard of waaaaaaaay too many guys trying the "Eastern Orthodox trad" thing, so it brings me joy to hear the mainline community hates these pukes.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Clarification: please don't share screenshot from stuff written and posted on kiwifarms or tag the local incels .

Not sure if this falls under that, but I just so happened to get this random.txt that seems like it fits perfectly with the thread:

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Not sure if this falls under that, but I just so happened to get this random.txt that seems like it fits perfectly with the thread:
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I've seen this quote a few times and always wondered what the source was.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

I have seen/heard of waaaaaaaay too many guys trying the "Eastern Orthodox trad" thing, so it brings me joy to hear the mainline community hates these pukes.

I have a friend who won't get a job or do anything with his life who constantly complains about how women ignore him. He converted to orthodoxy after I told him to stay away from Islam.

He would get drunk or pop Xanax and go pester people at his church and pretty much use it as a way to force his presence because church people tend to be nice.

He started complaining about how none of the women there would give him a chance. So when I called him out on why he was abusing religion to be around women who dont want him, he called me a fake friend and hasn't spoken in a while.

I'm 99% sure his dad kicked him out and have no idea where he went, since his whole family dislikes him.

He would also go to gay bars to get free cocaine. I made so much fun of him for that and joked that I was going to tell his priest.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I have a friend who won't get a job or do anything with his life who constantly complains about how women ignore him. He converted to orthodoxy after I told him to stay away from Islam.

He would get drunk or pop Xanax and go pester people at his church and pretty much use it as a way to force his presence because church people tend to be nice.

He started complaining about how none of the women there would give him a chance. So when I called him out on why he was abusing religion to be around women who dont want him, he called me a fake friend and hasn't spoken in a while.

I'm 99% sure his dad kicked him out and have no idea where he went, since his whole family dislikes him.

He would also go to gay bars to get free cocaine. I made so much fun of him for that and joked that I was going to tell his priest.

I would say that the religion for incels is Islam. I'm surprised more don't convert because it's literally made for them: 100% hates women, men control everything, lets them claim oppressed status, and they hate Jews.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

I would say that the religion for incels is Islam. I'm surprised more don't convert because it's literally made for them: 100% hates women, men control everything, lets them claim oppressed status, and they hate Jews.

Yes, Islam seems a match made in heaven for those people

 

[Breahna]

I have seen/heard of waaaaaaaay too many guys trying the "Eastern Orthodox trad" thing, so it brings me joy to hear the mainline community hates these pukes.

Another thing is they somehow equate "Eastern orthodox" with Russia, despite the fact that every eastern european country has their own patriarchate, some even have several in fact. In their sticky-fingered internet research they ended up believing the ROC is the be-all end-all cause they bless AKs with holy water for propaganda shoots n'shiet

I would say that the religion for incels is Islam. I'm surprised more don't convert because it's literally made for them: 100% hates women, men control everything, lets them claim oppressed status, and they hate Jews.

Probably they end up talking to muslims and either get intimidated by that faux macho thing arabs love to pull, or they realise that polygamy means you actually have to take care of multiple women and their neetbux/gas station attendant salary couldn't support that

 

[The Wise Shaman]

I would say that the religion for incels is Islam. I'm surprised more don't convert because it's literally made for them: 100% hates women, men control everything, lets them claim oppressed status, and they hate Jews.

IIRC the Nigerian Islamist group known as Boko Haram regularly kidnaps underage girls and forces them to marry their members or become sex slaves
Christian girls kidnapped are also being forcibly converted to Islam as well

Countries in the Sahel also have an incel problem thanks to polygamy btw! Islam is truly the incels' religion

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Probably they end up talking to muslims and either get intimidated by that faux macho thing arabs love to pull, or they realise that polygamy means you actually have to take care of multiple women and their neetbux/gas station attendant salary couldn't support that

I actually know something about this because I've met former Muslims and asked them about the polygamy thing. They said the men who do this are usually regarded as kind of weird and it's not considered an ideal situation because, as you say, you must provide for each wife - and those wives can be very high-maintenance.

Countries in the Sahel also have an incel problem thanks to polygamy btw! Islam is truly the incels' religion

Hell, the Tuaregs still practice slavery and they mostly enslave black people.

Also saw this while browsing /pol/ for a quick larf.



Do people like this go outside, or is porn their own exposure to women?

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Do they sing hymns in church? I couldn't imagine church without, tbh.

They sang some but it was mostly the choir singing and the congregation occasionally chiming in for a couple lines. I know prots get made fun of a lot but I can't imagine how one enjoys such passive worship.

I've always thought the women in the Bible came off much better than the men, usually more wise, clever, and moral, both Old Testament and especially New. Even in the Old Testament, wisdom is personified as female.

It was women who believed Jesus when he said he would return from the dead and stayed by his tomb. Jesus' apostles had to hear about the empty tomb from these women.

Do people like this go outside, or is porn their own exposure to women?

You know the answer.

 

[rosecig]

I actually know something about this because I've met former Muslims and asked them about the polygamy thing. They said the men who do this are usually regarded as kind of weird and it's not considered an ideal situation because, as you say, you must provide for each wife - and those wives can be very high-maintenance.

I've heard a lot who believe providing each wife with her own house away from the other wives is a requirement (which is how some of them get away with secretly marrying multiple women)

 

[Banditotron]

I have seen/heard of waaaaaaaay too many guys trying the "Eastern Orthodox trad" thing, so it brings me joy to hear the mainline community hates these pukes.

I dont know where they got the idea they can just... join a random community from halfway across the world they know nothing about. That's not something one can do on a whim.

 

[Inside your walls]

My favorite incelbabble is them writing Rosetta Stone tier paragraphs how it's so fucked how "mid" women would rather try to be with men beyond their league rather than be with mid men like them, but God forbid if you even remind them that they are also mid and that maybe they should date down instead of expecting women out of their league to fall into their lap as if it's they are their birthright because they'll start chimping out at you.

The "Women choose to submit themselves to a boss that hates them instead of submitting themselves to a man that would love them and have his children" statement isn't a gotcha most of incels it is.
If a woman doesn't like her boss/manager she can simply quit her job and find a new one, meanwhile if a woman gets into a marriage with an abusive and controlling man that carefully bided his time getting that woman to marry him so he can pull a switcheroo with his personality she will have difficult time leaving especially if she has children with this man. At "best" if she manages to get divorced, she will have to start from scratch in terms of money and having a new place which will take years for her to get some decent financial stability and at worse the only way she will ever be able to leave that relationship is if she's in a body bag.

Also lots of them get angry when you rebuke this point they love with "Wow so a woman gets to be a wageless slave for a wage cuck? Wowie!!" , hey
I mean you described having a job that way so that also includes men being described as wage cucks too lol.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

If a woman doesn't like her boss/manager she can simply quit her job and find a new one, meanwhile if a woman gets into a marriage with an abusive and controlling man that carefully bided his time getting that woman to marry him so he can pull a switcheroo with his personality she will have difficult time leaving especially if she has children with this man. At "best" if she manages to get divorced, she will have to start from scratch in terms of money and having a new place which will take years for her to get some decent financial stability and at worse the only way she will ever be able to leave that relationship is if she's in a body bag.

What amuses me is a lot of incels don't realize that they are no different from the "male feminist" or "nice guy" types. Their whole approach is to lie to women to get what they want and then treat them like shit once they get them. Then they're shocked that women find this appalling.

 

[Crex Crex]

Do people like this go outside, or is porn their own exposure to women?

This is a rhetorical question, right?

 

[2mm and 99 others]

They see some jeet or Pakistani video from Safety Squint & Flip flop steelworks, or a Devil's Asshole coal mine that looks straight up from Germinal and the tunnels are supported with matchsticks and pencils, and be like, ''See? No woman in sight, this why women can't have equal rights, they'd never do job like that.''
As if the corporate daddy who owns that death trap factory and never invested into mechanization and safety, ever lifted anything and ever held a tool in his hand.

 

[Inside your walls]

What amuses me is a lot of incels don't realize that they are no different from the "male feminist" or "nice guy" types. Their whole approach is to lie to women to get what they want and then treat them like shit once they get them. Then they're shocked that women find this appalling.

Something that I have noticed is that many of incels love to do this thing of where whenever they compare themselves as the "good men" to "bad men" women allegedly lust after they will always describe themselves in the most pathetic, desperate and self-pitying way.

"ABLUBBLBUBLU Why would foids pick a drug dealer convict over a boring regular mid guy like me?? I can at least provide and have decent job"
I mean you literally described yourself as boring with zero interests in things and the only pro to you is that you have a job.

It's literally like going to a job interview and when the person interviewing asks you to talk about yourself you start flailing and going
"I'm an incompetent retard that doesn't know ANYTHING and I am completely helpless but...but... You should maybe give me this job
because I showed up on this interview and I would try to do this job."

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

It's literally like going to a job interview and when the person interviewing asks you to talk about yourself you start flailing and going
"I'm an incompetent retard that doesn't know ANYTHING and I am completely helpless but...but... You should maybe give me this job
because I showed up on this interview and I would try to do this job."

"I have no hobbies other than playing video games and obsessing about my weird Discord where we post all sorts of stuff about how much we hate women. My friends are all online people that I met within the last year because I do not go outside and cannot maintain personal relationships. I will act standoffish during our first date because my assumption is that you're a gold-digging whore dead-set on betraying me and I expect you to be 100% committed to me from our first meeting because the only long-term relationship I have ever had with a woman in my life is my mother. Incidentally, I expect you to be my new mother who will do literally everything for me. Also, I have a minimum wage job and have not seen the sun since 2015."

"WAAAAAH, WOMEN DON'T WANT ME, THEY'RE ALL BITCHES!!!"

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

They see some jeet or Pakistani video from Safety Squint & Flip flop steelworks, or a Devil's Asshole coal mine that looks straight up from Germinal and the tunnels are supported with matchsticks and pencils, and be like, ''See? No woman in sight, this why women can't have equal rights, they'd never do job like that.''
As if the corporate daddy who owns that death trap factory and never invested into mechanization and safety, ever lifted anything and ever held a tool in his hand.

Its always the same gif about oilrig workers, posted by inept loser who can't even make their own bed. It really is quite pathetic.

Incels are sort of a right-wing version of troons. They desperate desire women's bobs and vagene, but they have only contempt for the rest of the woman, her personality and humanity.

 

[Kiwisee]

Here’s a few highlights from r/Incelswritewomen




This one came out in 1970, which is the editor’s response to a moid wanting an even more sexualized supergirl:

Turns out that incels have always been the ones to bitch the loudest about so-called “ugly” women, because they can’t separate their porn addiction from other forms of entertainment.

And this was sent to someone who made a post about her husband’s suicide:

Posts like this make me wonder if “virgin” is just a socially acceptable way for them to say “minor” at this point, because it’s a bizarre thing to fixate on otherwise: