I had better things to do today than to watch Higurashi immediately, so now that I finally got around to giving my thoughts:
OH FUCK OFF
This is so fucking dumb I had to post his entire inner monologue. How could you believe this without a second thought, Ooishi? There's no way your paranoia has let you come to this deduction, you clearly have bias toward this kid just because he shows actual concern for a friend. Given that had Keiichi just killed Teppei like he originally would, Ooishi would antagonize him as a suspect, but at least he has probable cause for that. He doesn't even have that
here.
Lol nose.
SERIOUSLY, FUCK OFF
The Child Welfare Office dude not questioning this I think isn't out-of-character anyway since the folks were just a bunch of whiny scumbags who don't really do their jobs properly, even if Satoko didn't have a history of lying. This is how bad it is that I can believe this chucklefuck fell for it hook, line and sinker, but not with Ooishi.
YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THE LENS FLARES HOLY SHIT
This right here you knew they did on purpose for the meme. That's all this has been was a "perfectly memeable" episode/series. This is disgusting that people are falling for this shit.
Noooo.
NOOOOOOOOO.
THE FUCKING LEAKS WERE REAL HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
NO FUCKING WAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AM I FUCKING PSYCHIC OR WHAT
This whole goddamn season was a mistake.
NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU NEVER WILL BE
By that logic, that makes
me a real witch. Here, I'll proclaim it here right here, right now, that I, Kari Kamiya, am the Witch of Predictions. You cannot deny I am not because
I called it when the leaks came out what the "twist" was going to be and I sat on that for weeks, you fucking hacks. You can't change it now, it's been finalized and you have destroyed any and all credibility you might've still had.
There's no way the manga can even save this reveal, either. Same shitty script, after all.
EVEN THE FAKE-LOOKING LEAK WAS REAL AND IT STILL LOOKS FAKE BECAUSE OF THE FILTER HOLY SHIT
I can't believe this is happening. I refuse to believe we're supposed to take this seriously and take it as canon at face-value. This is fucking retarded, and I totally get why the leaks happened. No one should be taking Ryukishi at his word any longer at this point, the man literally hates his fans and his creation but wants to continue to make money off of it.
Jesus fucking Christ, and the arc is
still going on??? And we're
now in the last third of the season, but there's
nothing new to be had??? FUCK YOU, RYUKISHI, AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.
And also fuck the "fans" for this shit, too. Stop sucking dick and start biting it off, you stupid cocksuckers!