random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[lameandgay2]

I'm not really the type to be here. I read what people post on kiwifarms and find much of it abhorrent.

I'm not really the type to be here. I read what people post on kiwifarms and find much of it abhorrent.

 

[OG 666]

"A lot of the evidence comes from Kiwi Farms, a site that has killed more queer folks than Omar Mateen."

Please add this quote from Reddit, thanks.

 

[José Mourinho]

From KiA2:

 

[WD-40]

i do hope that someone shoots up your local furry fandom con / ruins your fur fandoms reputation though <3

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

"Alright, feeder tip number 2..."

Or

"My name is Joshua Connor Moon and I have a feeder fetish"

 

[Bryan Dunn]

nothing brings me more pleasure then seeing the Skeptics who bullied teenage girls and people having life changing surgery get there just deserts.

 

[NoFeline]

Is there anything on this planet funnier than hearing "just let that garbage enjoy their lolicon in peace :/" from someone who literally drew an infant animal being sexually unbirthed into their own mother

I never want to read anything like this sentence ever again.

 

[Army Burger]

I've seen many men with destroyed dicks claim that even tho they have lots of problems that the surgery was totally worth it. For example that speedrunner who had a 2000$ surgery and now shits through a bag..

 

[Bob Barker]

She IS the one wearing the paints in relationship.

 

[Snuckening]

A mind as Great as my Own does not NEED a job.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/20190215_205808-jpg.667024/

 

[NoFeline]

If I separate my thighs even slightly, everything pops wide open with a smacking sound.

 

[Army Burger]

zedkissed60: @Cricket, I actually used it to dox those two families recently murdered in Louisiana

 

[Big Nasty]

"Gay men and lesbians are notoriously transphobic."

 

[NoFeline]

"the ghost of Richard Ramirez wants me to order him a vanilla bean frappuccino, he's been stress-eating since the ghost of Michael Jackson started fucking somebody else."

 

[janekop]

"Kiwis is a term for New Zealand whites, so I am guessing "kiwi farmer", when used in this manner, is a racist expression popular among these low IQ types."

 

[Army Burger]

Your fat tiddies are here forever, Basic Becky.

Forever.

 

[trashbat]

a monastic order of spergs devoted to the never ending autistic quest for Gods Greatest Mistake

old but apt

 

[Army Burger]

SiccDicc: @xxXDxx, I'm a Catholic. I molest boy's penises, not cut them up

 

[Rand /pol/]

@Boxy Brown, i dont wanna hear about that furry fucktard forced feminized faggot

 

[Marco Fucko]

Anime youtuber who was 2nd in command for the anti-lolicon Jihad against Digibro.