random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[dysentery]

the person that was shitting their characters with mine stopped being my friends.

CAN I PAY MONEY TO HAVE A THREAD DELETED?

 

[Meowthkip]

Ok chaps bit of an odd request but can somebody identify the creator of this masterpiece that recently popped up on my radar?

I genuinely think we might find ourselves a decent haul of thread material if we figger out the artist

Well, not everything can be as PC as Steven Universe.

 

[Army Burger]

The new comic features: Analbead ammo.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Mr. Officer, can you do something? This exceptional individual we keep inviting over to smoke weed is acting really rapey."

"I knew he smelled like cat piss but does he try to touch you alot?"

 

[MediocreMilt]

“Make no mistake, this was an intentional action by the State Department to withhold recognizing my gender,”

 

[Freddy Freaker]

The gold pooper. That's the god's precious anus, to be taken via sodomy

This guy's currently in proving grounds

 

[Bob Barker]

you all should realise that furries are few of the only communities that are the last bastions of free speech and if you persecute furries you are persecuting free speech

Maybe just the part about furries being the last bastion of free speech and not the persecution part.

 

[Meowthkip]

Ver archivo adjunto 660526
https://archive.li/nk2qp
“You sitting? Dudes named Buttfart aren’t credible information sources.”
- Kupok, verbatim, September 23 2018

lol

You sitting? Dudes named Buttfart aren’t credible information sources.

 

[Bernard Buttfart]

Both I and someone else posted this here a while ago. That’s three votes... put it in, lads.

 

[patchy<3]

the mail items in pokemon are so limited that youre forced to make things nonsensical

 

[damian]

First we should nuke them then take turns shoving twinkies up all of your grandmother's orifices.

It's OK, the philosophers of Reddit are here to explain how

 

[Cilleystring]

From a Russell Greer post today

"I'm not really a huge Darwin 'Theory of Evolution' guy, but I do believe we can change"

Spoiler: Screenshot

 

[damian]

Straight up are you a child molester?

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

I bet you had NO IDEA when you met me that just 1 day later you’d get to show me your butthole how special do you feel?!

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Every little boy pulls on his penis. That's not schizophrenia, autism, or anything other than having a dick. What else are you supposed to do with it?

 

[IV 445]

On a serious note, even though Ben Parker said "no" to pizza time TWICE. You gotta give the man props for standing up for what he believed in. He knew DAMN well what the consequences were to saying "no" to pizza time and the man did twice! Peter gave him a second chance but Ben stood his ground and he still fucking said no. That my friends, is bravery to its fullest extent

https://youtu.be/Br9axYtH6MA

 

[Meowthkip]

you drew a picture of a goat tearing something in half with it's dick and that it's always going to exist

 

[MediocreMilt]

There has been an issue with the GPU farm used
to "train" the DeepFake machine learning used to
create video diagrams for the Youcis body type
analysis

Retain formatting plz

 

[BubbleButt]

"And I apologize for my boner." definitely needs to go in the random.txt

 

[Angry New Ager]

"I having been dilating as directed, but the situation is now where more dilating is no longer the answer. I need help with my vagina, simple as that."

https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4323128/