random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MediocreMilt]

i would eat Tracer's ass

 

[Meowthkip]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8RAwS7n6IIE

His name is Tim Lagoon. He is an evil, disgusting, diaper psycho. He is trying to kill Mario all the time.

 

[Antipathy]

kikes got my foreskin too

 

[Army Burger]

You're all alone now, Phil. Prepare for some good ol' fashioned New Zealand rape.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Courtesy of @Aguas Locas and their wonderful work on archiving this cow

“I usually have one of my ghosts that’ll sit near me and get really warm to comfort me. They’re good at that.”

 

[damian]

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with an anime avatar calling you a cuck

 

[Rand /pol/]

Fuck, it was even worse than the scene where you keep drowning this degenerate Raccoon in a river of diarrhea to shut him the fuck up, and all you end up with after an hour of trying is a mountain of his corpses and the bastard still alive

 

[Silence of the Troons]

You are an anti-furry extremist that is not unlike ISIS

 

[SweetDee]

YOU REALLY HURT ME BITCH! I WILL GET MY REVENGE BY WRITING A HUMILIATING STORY ABOUT YOU IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!

 

[BarberFerdinand]

the article is live and accessible 24 hours a day to an international audience on all different time zones except in countries the censor American websites.

 

[Big Nasty]

"Man meets girl, man has car, girl needs ride, dick gets sucked, drugs get taken."

 

[MadDamon]

Gay orc incest fetish

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

GL chums. You guys found it OK to bash on furries, the MAP community and me. You'll pay one way or another. karmas a bitch.

 

[Army Burger]

No. What I think you guys don't yet understand is I know who the majority of you fucks are, just from monitoring IP addresses in and out if this "proxied" website .yeah, I have a higher IQ than many others my age, and to top it all off, I have a huge knowledge on computers . GL chums. You guys found it OK to bash on furries, the MAP community and me. You'll pay one way or another. karmas a bitch.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Also, I have 8 years of HEAVY therapy in my inventory. How many do you have... 0? Probably 0.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

31.5 Thousand Followers; now down to 25,999. All that in a number of Hours repetitively hitting “Block” down the list with my stylus

-Chris, on manually blocking thousands of Twitter followers as opposed to using a bot.

 

[Army Burger]

Route 79: @Stress Sigh, Its legal to have animal penis shaped objects in all 50 states.

 

[SweetDee]

Ver archivo adjunto 654375 Route 79: @Stress Sigh, Its legal to have animal penis shaped objects in all 50 states.

follow up:

@Stress Sigh : @Route 79 I was mostly talking about family lol

 

[Superman93]

 

[Carcinogenesis]

I have thought about dog sex before but I would never engage in it! You would also be terrified if someone put your full name on Google!