random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cedric_Eff]

"Keep it lubed and replace the parts that wear down now and then." - @Tealeaf

 

[Oxidative Phosphorylation]

KiwiFarmers are mentally unstable people who make fun of other mentally unstable people

 

[YayLasagna]

@Vrakks: I'm not like the other girls, I have two penises

 

[pomme]

"Now I will unleash my possessed Kangaroos. The doors opened and a bunch of Kangaroos ran into the castle"
and/or
"The Kangaroo then pulled down his pants and underwear and raped him"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-true-monarch-of-england.52396/page-8

 

[damian]

Time to remove my tinfoil hat and pants.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Sounds like some mutually as-sperged destruction

On the Chris vs trolls twitter blocking war.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Nominating this gem from our new friend

But they are so focused on stopping terrorists that they won't expect that someone on Kiwi Farms will be plotting to infiltrate their government.

 

[CallieMarie]

lol fuck that keewooforms bullshit, friend. if you seriously expect me to believe in one of the longest running bullshit harassment campaigns of that site, get a grip

From here
https://archive.li/MOgGS

 

[DonaldChump]

From chat--
" trashbat: i was expecting something to happen, but he just takes his dump & cleans himself up "

 

[Tahoma]

"wow what kind of a GAMER DOESNT WEAR GAMER DIAPERS"

EDIT: here's what that's from, guy shitting himself and his mom yelling at him

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

Did the random text broken or my browser? It's been a few day and no matter how many time I refresh it's always the same one.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Did the random text broken or my browser? It's been a few day and no matter how many time I refresh it's always the same one.

That means you've been doxxed.

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

That means you've been doxxed.

the weird tentacle post was just me trying to prove to my family tentacle porn exist, I swear.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

“My parents LITERALLY WATERBOARDED ME WITH VINEGAR to detrans me.”

 

[damian]

We wuz Jews an shit

 

[MediocreMilt]

From:

Ver archivo adjunto 272353

Sorry living under rock, Who are kiwi farms? I looked them up some kind of evangelical Christian cult?Enlighten please, info is golden.

 

[vertexwindi]

The misgendering of people we hate has got to stop; it lends to the current divisive and miasmic western culture in which we currently live.

- @SelmaHendersen

 

[SofondaCox]

"You just can't drive around St. Paul throwing things and slapping people, and hitting them with wrenches. It's a weird situation."

 

[Tahoma]

"Granted it's more of a rape based logic puzzle."

 

[Army Burger]

A labia you can wear like a hijab.