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[CrunkLord420]

THE LINUX OPEN SOURCE COMMUNITY IS THE HOME OF ONE OF THE MOST ORGANIZED, EFFECTIVE, AND EXTREME/RADICALIZED MISOGYNIST HATE GROUPS OPERATING RIGHT NOW

https://twitter.com/shanley/status/1071264545308475393 (https://archive.fo/vi3bU)

 

[Zero0]

THE LINUX OPEN SOURCE COMMUNITY IS THE HOME OF ONE OF THE MOST ORGANIZED, EFFECTIVE, AND EXTREME/RADICALIZED MISOGYNIST HATE GROUPS OPERATING RIGHT NOW

https://twitter.com/shanley/status/1071264545308475393 (https://archive.fo/vi3bU)
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How do you find such exceptional people.

 

[AnOminous]

How do you find such exceptional people.
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She's a notorious lunatic. She used to fuck weev. Also she has a thread.

 

[OG 666]

Someone called me their favourite cow, are you anyones favourite anything?

 

[AprilRains]

not wrong tho

 

[Army Burger]

idk i thought they were like, tit caterpillars

 

[BILLY MAYS]

"As I said, autistic person here who likes Derpy as a character. I'll show you my figurine collection!"

 

[CHEEEEEN]

"*pro-curse arospec laughs maniacally at you two fools* oh, my word *wipes tear away*"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris, reaffirming that he's bi:

Hell, I even ate the whole box of penis-shaped gummy candy someone glitter-bombed me a year or so ago

 

[Army Burger]

I have never jerked-off to writing by anyone, myself included. (Maybe that's one reason some of you don't like me, in addition to certainly being something we don't have in common.).

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I predict that this Christmas, some lonely Kiwi Farmer will glue a red yarn wig to a Fleshlight and talk dirty to himself in the worst Scottish accent imaginable as he unleashes hell.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

“I’m bewitching you through the screen.”

 

[Hakurei Zero]

"Furries and drama. Before you go around believing these rumors about me. Know the facts MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED I WOULD NEVER DO ANY OF THESE THINGS. THESE ARE FAKED CONVERSATIONS"

 

[dysentery]

What's the point of receiving a footjob or sniffing a feet if it isn't sweaty, even smelly, or something human related as how a woman's feet feels like after she walked whole day long.

Excerpt from the best thread OP ever made since 'I'm in love with Christine'.

 

[Very Honest Content]

SWATing someone with a lolcow thread is like going to the zoo and tossing dynamite in the cage: sure, the ensuing reaction is probably interesting but you're kind of ruining the experience for the rest of us.

 

[Army Burger]

It's okay to fuck toddlers if they have a job and a mortgage.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I know that you're views on Jews are extremely biased to the point of motivated reasoning and are not reputable, in and of themselves, in any way, shape, or form.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Zionist Cowlick.

 

[damian]

Hey now.

Let's not assume that this guy is a sexual offender without serious evidence to that claim.

Don't wanna just believe women after all.

 

[Poiseon]

Jonathan Ross once said

I am literally just a fucking virgin with rage alright?