random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Army Burger]

I'm so mad that I was forced to watch this guy's ugly nipples.

 

[OG 666]

 

[AF 802]

What would you like me to do to prove my passability to you, daddy?

 

[Army Burger]

Nothing says "I'm for animal rights" like making your dog swallow live mice and then shoving your dick down his throat.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I Have Good Sense, @HapJosh, and I am quite grounded. What I have been saying of C-197 and the Dimension Merge is true

 

[Army Burger]

I'm not going to hate or disassociate myself with my brother because he jacks it to the little girl form frosty the snowman.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

 

[Power Armor]

Today, I brought a couple of teenage boys to my home and invited them to drink a shitting potion.

 

[Army Burger]

"The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined"

 

[CatParty]

 

[damian]

All furry shit is incidental

 

[dysentery]

This week in TJ says funny things

I am not arrogant, ignorant, nor an a--hole.

I cannot claim any of you as friends, I certainly want this thread to be removed, & I have many friends offline.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"I paid for a meet and greet, not a meet and shame."

 

[Army Burger]

Pokemon and sex work should never be mentioned together.

 

[Superman93]

 

[Army Burger]

 

[AprilRains]

I uh
I uh

 

[The Great Citracett]

http://archive.is/sgN0q

"I plow hookers FROM ALL SIDES"

~Russell Greer

 

[nonnewtonian]

Kero also gave me his nudes to try and prove it wasn't his dick in the deer video.

 

[Army Burger]

This is not a good dick.