random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Banquet Meal]

You don't get to pop a stiffy in a diaper, you get a tube in your dick and your asshole moved to some where more manageable

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

Some highlights from r/emulation (archive)

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I wish nothing but cruelty to the admins and users of Kiwi Farms. I cannot say what's on my mind without breaking Reddit's TOS.

 

[Harm]

I do not speak from experience, but I think elderly women have perkier tits.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Lmfao this faggot killed himself by flying a plane into a wall.

 

[Nameless One]

jesus was not born in sweden.

I can't link profile wall posts

 

[Gentlebastard]

This retard has written so much unhinged shit, you could use completely legit quotes of his to get him banned from most establishments and countries.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I don't really know what's going on here or anyone involved, but I just want to say--You can't entirely dismiss hog pussy. It's like being almost out of gas and thinking you have no money then finding a tenner in the center console. It's not much, but it'll get you to the next stop.

"CHRISTIANS could be here" he thought. "I've never been to a rural town before. There could be CHRISTIANS anywhere." The warmth of his laptop fan felt good against his fat rolls. "I HATE CHRISTIANS" he thought. The light of his computer screen illuminated his dark, filthy bedroom even as the cheap goyslop circulated through his plaque hardened arteries and washed away his (merited) fear of non-urbanites. "With a reddit account, you can be a revolutionary whenever you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I'm the African. Put some clothes on you fucking whore. This is why transfems want to rape you.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

"Natsuki childbirth."

 

[RomanianSchizo]

So hitlercunnyrapist1488 got 'oxed after all this time.

I once had a black Uber driver who was really into CCR.

My AC is on 69.

Show proof of circumcised penis to access this site

Tucker doesn't have anywhere near the grassroots appeal of TR or Perot. He's an unmedicated mental patient broadcasting from his basement. He's like Don Lemon's white twin brother.

They're the super secret Chris Chan trolling illuminati that have been managing this forum since 2013. The real Joshua Conner Moon is dead, his account puppeteered by whomever the council elects to do their bidding.
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Wake up. We love you and we need you to WAKE UP.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"My handsome boy," He purrs. "Are you my handsome incubator? Getting so big for me?"

My passion is cats looking through things that make their faces all boogley and funny.

that mollycoddling negress is going to regret trying to be his friend, in time.

This meme is dedicated to the brave mujahiweeb warriors of Kiwi Farms.

Even his own AI is like "Hey maybe don't be retarded online", which has gotta sting.

Flying foxes are, indeed, bats.

He'll say he hates ABDL then cozies up to them like he's Lex Luthor trying to create the Legion of Poop.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Having no power or say in how things are done, despite having graduated and reaching adulthood, they express their distaste in distasteful ways. These usually include elements of excrement, fire, vandalism and allusions to Nazism.

Using the Jewish trick of citing evidence to prove my point.