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[Gentlebastard]

Bitches love cannons.

I should acquire a cannon.

Being ruled by marxist eurocrat niggerphiles that want to see their own people raped and replaced and they think is funny, is a far more destructive event than the average incompetent bloodthirsty beaner cartel goverment or Mother Nature's Wrath. I learned this after unlocking perks in the Empathy skill tree.

He'd have an even sadder, lonelier existence without us.

The unkempt, graying beard really makes his lips look even more like a rutting baboon's asshole.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Dude, I've been gooning to porn since I was around 13 years old. Don't care if this is TMI. I'm just saying that I've gooned for over 15 years, and I've never developed an interest in body waste, guro, beastiality, and children.

Cut the puritanical crap. Watching porn, especially if it's tame stuff depicting normal sex, does not automatically mean you're a child predator. Let's not also blame the regular porn here, people.

Let's focus on calling out the pedos because they're fucking sick in the head, not start going on some campaign that ends up leading to basic and inoffensive porn getting axed off as well.

 

[Oh!]

We're all going to fucking die.

 

[Meat Target]

Why are you so opposed to the SAVE KIDS act? The Supplying Autonomous Vehicles for Exterminating, Killing, or Initiating Death act is vital for the economic wellbeing of the country! Think of the kids!