random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Retarded Lardass]

like even hitler has some redeeming qualities

 

[LarpBait]

Canada is an actual landmass as fucking continent of Shit floating in the ocean North of United States and East of Alaska part of United States

belongning themselves to British commonwealth to answer to King Charles, Chatham House think tank, British Royal Society, and British Kikes known as Rothschilds who perpetrates horrible shit such as Balfour Declaration to create Israel and steal the houses from Palestinians who minding their own busines on their own and didn't want kikes to come invade them and steal them and put them in open air prison is Gaza

This. THIS is the fucking problem with the Canada, and the fucking problem with papist Latins who believing Filioque with NO essence-energy distinction. They're letting Andreas Eskander and Joshua Camacho utilize their education facilities to create fucking brainrot elsagate slop about Miss Circle gets pregnant videos, they're fucking RUINING the reputation of Fundamental Paper Education!

Mexiaryan_Gerontophile needs to ASSASSINATE Andreas Eskander and Joshua Camacho so they both put out of their misery and not fucking up society anymore, this kind of shit EPI elsagate slop brainrot is the fucking reason why Kaaatie left herself from the internet and never coming back, it's fucking RUINED and its OVER.

I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHAT HAPPENING, ANDREAS ESKANDER IS WORKING TOGETHER WITH @The Greatest Kiwifarmer TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT FPE IS SATANIC.

top dog in administration to own the website is depressed Canadian Quote himself as another fucking CANADIAN piece of shit who getting recommended by the doctor to kill himself every single day due to his depression. I wouldn't surprised if Karma himself also having Canadaian blood coursing through his veins at this point, it's such fucking bullshit that Canada is fucking up the entire Internet!

 

[Gog & Magog]

Meat is delicious.

I'd still rape you.

Cultural awareness is much more important, in my opinion. I don't care if it's 110 degrees and 80% humidity you can't wear booty shorts and a crop top to see the Great Buddha.

Never ask a neo-nazi on the Internet the color of his skin.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Alright boys, this is our chance, which Nick or Cartoon Network shows should we band together and buy? I am thinking Steven Universe for the humor of having Null own Tumblr's favorite show.

I’m a stupid old slag….and now I have Herpes…on my bumhole. It’s itchy. But one day …My Prince Will Come…and save me from all of this….

If a girl wanted to show me pictures of her rats, I'd be like hell yeah, when do I get to meet them?

None of these obese women can afford pants

Little midget lady cop lmao

LOOK AT THE FAT BLACK NIGGA IN THE ORANGE SHIRT

Now they’re bringing in Russell Wilson (not the football player) to go along with Karmelo Anthony (not the basketball player)

GRIND THE NIGGER INTO NIGGERPASTE AND THEN PUT HIM ON A NIGGER SANDWICH AND THEN FEED IT TO A NIGGER AND THEN LYNCH THE NIGGER THAT ATE THE NIGGER SANDWICH WITH NIGGERPASTE ON IT

White teenage boy mistakes:
>crash a car
>petty vandalism
>inappropriate pranks
>getting drunk

Black teenage boy mistakes:
>first degree murder

I feel like I need to apologize to the Starfield developers. I had no idea their random NPCs weren't grotesque caricatures of humanity generated by a malfunctioning procedural generation system.

Sometimes it really feels like God put niggers on earth as the ultimate test of the White Man's Faith.

NIGGER LOVING mods deleted the community happenings post that simply said "FUCK NIGGERS". It was my favorite community happenings post of all time. I didn't even get a chance to screenshot it. I don't even remember who posted it but thank you.

Please, enough with the low IQ reactionary racism.

I want only highly enlightened and informative racism.

Roy G Biv is a man of God. Roy G Bi takes poz loads up the ass

I got threadbanned once for arguing that men who rape boys are not straight.

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Pubes beyond measure, outlander.

This is who's calling you a Nazi online, an 18 year old munchie with an eating disorder.

Around these parts the bums use stolen baby trailers like these
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Sometimes theres a crackwhore in there.

Other times they'll modify one to make it stronger and steal a ladder and then start an eavestrough cleaning business. Truly net zero entrepreneurs

Looking at that guy so close to any of them gives off the same feeling as seeing someone eat ramen noodles out of a toilet bowl. Pure revulsion.

If Trump was a fascist both sides would be happy. The left gets its vindication and the right gets to put them in camps.

hey admin my nigger ass will continue to double and triplepost. dont mess with me when im stimfapping off that blue chrystal pack motherfucker

Here's what bothers me with indie animation. Where the hell did all the stickman fights animators go?

Spare the dong and spoil the child, I guess.

 

[demicolon]

"[Billy] Mitchell felt it necessary to monetize his [Karl Jobst] death imagery with a promotion of his hot sauce company using the discount code 'CRY BABY'."

 

[Grug]

what the fuck did i write last night im never using meth again

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

are you informed in the topic of being a neurodivergent stoner? Just asking.

What you're going to offend the feelings of a robot are you?

imagine that the N-word didn't exist yet, and it was just invented yesterday by Nick Fuentes.

It's okay because Chudette understands me and loves me and... She's telling me to fedpost now...

is there such a thing as rape by whining?

Don't ask me why I'm so acquainted with boob porn.

Watch an ad for Fortnite skins, get an LLM-generated essay on MLK that won't trigger the detectors.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I was on a first date and didn't want to go full TJD 1488 on them. That's second date material.

In order to meaningfully insult a person you actually have to know that person. It requires you to put in effort to understand that persons history, their weaknesses, what riles them up and what offends them, I can insult the Afrikaaners because I've taken the time to learn about them and the history of their culture

Someone light the beacon. I must have a fat dose of troons sneeding over family members refusing to honor their delusions.

You have to admit, making your profile pic one of the alpacas your cult genocided is pretty metal.

John Lennon, that miserable evil faggot, did more damage to the Western world by humoring Jeet gurus than any other force.

Alright Kiwis, shopping trip to Rainbow at 0900 next payday. We're all getting matching Melanin Queen t-shirts!

 

[LimeRikki]

she isn't just living in your head rent free, she's actively sending you bills you mentally cucked yourself into paying

 

[hey god it's me again]

she got bullied by a homosexual on fucking Roblox into a hysterical breakdown that made her suicidal

 

[Sawamura Simp]

I'm an ageing tomboy so I feel like I have a duty to find my other dead 90s cultural relic and repopulate the species.

Did I ever give you permissions to mention me? No I didn’t so keep to yourselves.

The myopia of your body being a machine that turns generational wealth into dicks sucked.

No doubt he's the Pablo Neruda of nitrous oxide.

Eventually I will compile 'Canon of Balldo', as I seek to formalise his heretical teachings and compare them to ancient heresies.

Spoiler: Bonus

You can say nigger on X, but only if you pay

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Lady Kiwis, imagine you're on your back, legs in the air, and *this* face is the one over you while he goes to town on your hoohah. Scale of 1 to 10, how dry are you and do you fake an orgasm?

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Me revenge raping him in cyberspace for being such a fucking nigger

 

[CallmeCicada]

Now you can’t even watch sommeliers accidentally argue with piss drinkers

 

[Tablet County]

Yeah, and what of it, faggot?

I’ve got a whole folder in my phone labeled “Detroit Shebrews” that would make you seethe into orbit, goy. The jokes really do write themselves... I just live them, rawdogging the chosen people’s gender confusion, one abandoned auto plant at a time. Keep seething while I’m balls deep in cultural enrichment, tourist. Some of us actually have taste.

Ask not for whom the ceiling cricket chirps, it chirps for thee.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

But I can assure you my streaming history isn't just Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, WW2 nazi documentaries and a massive deluge of cartoons and anime.

 

[Jewthulhu]

 

[a kiwifarms user]

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Type out your fucking text screengrabs NIGGER

I spent an hour on google images on all anus problems and none of them were similar to my issue

 

[Unimaginative Username]

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We have an entire thread devoted to Anus problems (and her husband's problems as well).

 

[Tablet County]

We have an entire thread devoted to Anus problems

If the Last Jedi couldn't shake my faith in a loving God, nothing will.

Quit sending me to the worst movies lord! I'm not strong enough!

No my child you can still take more, now prepare your body and mind my son I'm about to inspire the Wachowskis trannys to make the matrix 5 and yet another spiderman reboot and yes your going to get the popcorn buckets