random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Lukie]

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Hey @Null please take this post into consideration for random.txt. It has everything!

- court document rip
- monetizing death imagery
- sneeding lolcow
- mocking
- humor
- "CRY BABY"

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

i'm not a nigger.

 

[The best and greatest]

If you people continue these actions I will consider litigation and contacting police official services

 

[Gog & Magog]

No, wiping your ass is not gay.

shit, the only reason I was doing it was because I thought it was gay

 

[I'm a Silly]

Publicar en el tema 'Now that Lidl Drip has left the site, can we remove the option to private one's profile?'

13 de Jun, 2026

Oh my god, you can't look at someone's profile. What did the police say?

• S.C.U.D.

Reacciones: x 7 x 4 x 1 x 1 x 2 x 2

 

[Meat Target]

Isn't technology great? Now you can get human trafficked from the comfort of your own home!

 

[JustSomeDong]

that's a very cool take and you're very smart and special for having it.

 

[Tablet County]

I am coming from this not as a Christian, but a humble racist.

Josh please, just call her. Choose happiness. Lidl may have stopped using the site, but she will never stop using your heart.

 

[demicolon]

What I do know is that there is a very clear abuse of police power to take someone's God given right to act like a complete faggot.

 

[Gas Snake]

GROVEL LIKE A FUCKING WORM BEFORE YOUR JEWISH OWNER, QUEER

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm convinced that this is why aliens don't visit us. They say we're too freaky for them.

I knew you were not lying but somehow it is even more ridiculous than I imagined.

long running BBC tokusatsu Doctor Who

He's an actor who I respect and enjoy, even if he'd probably spit on me for my views and the company I keep. I assume this is what being the late Queen was like, given her favourite Doctor was reportedly Christopher Eccleston, a vehement anti-monarchist.

 

[demicolon]

All the fucked up shit surrounding the porn industry yet it was a crooked penis that sent you over the edge huh?

 

[Tablet County]

Too little, too late. Sweden is a failed state.

I swear chuds just love losing
Whenever anything get's done to address the thing they're complaining about it's always this kind of response

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hey kids!!!

Are you TIRED of being perceived as conventionally attractive? Have you considered your own mental health and thought “I wish I was obsessing over parts of myself I can’t change which nobody else notices?” Wish you could have a years long schedule of surgical procedures to look forward to? Bored of your gestalt matching the “real” you? Are you getting too much sexual attention from people who want to fuck you?

Ask your doctor if GENDER TRANSITION is right for you!

What these people need more is "cleaning your room" hypno and "not wasting money" hypno.

I have two goals today. I want to get pregnant and burn immigrants.

Helicopters are a testament to man's hubris. God showed us how man can take flight if we modeled our aircraft around the same laws of physics that the birds have to play by. Helicopters run on pure torque and malicious amounts of disregard.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

But I'm an atheist, so that doesn't apply to me

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

thats an hitachi massage wand that every single mother on earth owns. And its now a community dildo.

on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine

i don't think it's normal for it to be curved to that degree.

NovaOnline cock analysis.

 

[Drip Torch]

When you can't call your opponent a complete retard because they know big words

 

[Meat Target]

people as dumb as you should be lobotomized and sterilized

 

[Gentlebastard]

Give me one reason why I wouldn't want my skeleton to get turned into one of those demonstration skeletons they have in biology classes.

I choose to believe the conspiracy theory that the string of mysterious deaths of staff at Obama's estate is him murdering anyone who accidently sees Michelle's penis because it's funny.

Without niggers, everything is possible.

That's just how it works. I don't have to like how it works, but I have to play the game that exists, not the one I want to play.

Was there a situation where woman pissed on a live wire and got electrocuted?
If so, was her skeleton visible like in a cartoon?

no one cares what you condemn because we've all seen what you celebrate

I look forward to his thread being moved to the death fats and Null developing a crush on him

Patrick tries to score points in a thread about British food by referencing a quote misattributed to Marie Antoinette from France.

Her nudes are the saddest shit ever, like a flat assed unsexy mannequin.
I have indeed cranked hawg to them but I'm sure you already guessed that.

I'm glad I can consistently identify you as "retard who is always wrong".

I love playing "Down syndrome or just really unfortunate face." This guy is hard mode for sure

 

[Drip Torch]

Shut up and let Europeans enjoy some potato fields