random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Does everyone need to be Dolph Lundgren? Ideally yes

I watched him eat an entire loaf of bread as a starter. An entire loaf of sliced Italian bread like you would buy from the bakery section of any grocery store, each slice slathered in butter.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

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Thank you for giving me an excuse to share what is probably my fav piece of russ whining.

Plaintiff doesn't think he will kill himself. But he's essentially lost everything

Either this, or:

They mistook Plaintiff's hardships as Plaintiff jipping his former counsel, when he wasn't

Russ' filings are a constant goldmine of potential random.txt

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

the point of having characters in your party is to have sex with them

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Urinal cakes are not used for wiping. How I have not gotten an infection is beyond me.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can't be both a retard and a dumbass. pick one.

 

[Stan]

Ham. Why, then, [Denmark is no prison] to you; for there is
nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes
it so: to me it is a prison.

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

>the bazillionaire... only cares about money?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Feel like Howard Carter seeing everybody and their grandmas talk about the inbred femboy mummy he just dug up in the Valley of Kings back in the 1920s

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'd feel better about giving a ghetto nigger a welfare job in high-tech than a jeet because at least the nigger was a problem foisted upon me by my forefathers whereas the jeet is only my problem because the British taught them to speak English.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Your country is a temporary custodian for America's fresh water, maple and oil sand reserves and will be annexed in the future. Enjoy horrible prices.

I think we can all agree that the real tragedy about false rape claims is that it means there are fewer women being raped than we were led to believe.

I don't like to see such empty promises in statistics.

 

[Crex Crex]

DBDR wishes everyone a downbad Christmas and a br00tal new year full of tasty Asian zing zong hog slosh.

"Brutal Christmas dinner experience (never go to Christmas dinner as a sub 5 male)"

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Oh yeah, also, he was a Presbyterian. What a faggot.

 

[Rozzy]

What exactly, in you opinion, is the age of consent for dying?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

to be fair, the farms would have been profitable if its bussiness was furry porn

then again, what the fuck lmao

 

[Dr. Butt]

Lmao your name is too funny for me even to care about your death.

Hold up there, mister skeptic, it’s clearly blocking the jew magic from stealing his happy sleep energy.

Checkmate, atheists.

 

[Doxmatix]

Really rocking the amputee marionette look there Phil.

Cause this is Piggler,
PIGGLER NIGHT!

Phail is the first documented human in history to lose a battle of wits against a mic arm.

WHY IS HE COMPARING THE SIZES OF FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!??!?!??!

"Today is just a bad day. Jimmy Carter passes away from old age, Taco Bell forgets my nuggets, what else could happen?"

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I was convinced until Princess Peach wanting us to smell her armpits.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Sitting on the toilet

Thanks for the info
I’ve adjusted the missile trajectory

 

[Oliver Onions]

Out of principle, he will be playing in jeans.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Later on, he was aroused Farquaad's death in Shrek and would rewind the VHS there over and over.