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[Useful_Mistake]

Look I SAID I would stop posting. I SAID I would log off and never come back on Kiwi, but one last reply because I'm actually MATI and shaking.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/debate...g-a-fat-chick-with-gotis.123435/post-12329707

 

[WolfeTone]

Step 1. Call British police

Step 2. Say “You are all fat retarded worthless pricks and dance for your fat Jewish tranny masters. Get fucked you absolute obese asswipes.”

Step 3. “Oi, where you at?”

Step 4. Lie and instead of saying you are in America, tell them your a African Migrant and for them to come fight you.

Step 5. Laugh as they start apologizing to you.

 

[Blackhole]

Bush and Obama kicked the can down the road which caused the 2008 banking crisis.

Looks like we've caught up to it!

ACAB until they get sicced on TERFS, then boy howdy yum yum crack her skull Mr Officer!

*All Cops Are Bastards Unless They’re Persecuting My Political Enemies

 

[PhoBingas]

Couldn't even figure out LSD wasn't a good interrogation method without including hookers. Dumb faggots.

 

[Cloacan]

This guy has so obviously never even fucked a woman, let alone grown his own breasts

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Could go after those rape gangs or violent stabbings... or arrest and ask a Catholic mom about some meme pictures.

 

[Meat Target]

Are you having a stroke or am I?

 

[Matt Damon]

a White woman gave it worldwide attention while dancing with the Dad from Growing Pains' son, who was wearing Michael Keatons's Betelguese pants at the time.

 

[Cyclonus]

Currently, Null has been presented with an option to either post a disclaimer on this forum stating that nothing said about me here by these sick fucks is to be taken seriously or face a consumer fraud/gross negligence tort for violating his own TOS allowing postings that break laws. His response thus far was "nigger".

 

[Aunt Carol]

Washing your penis with soap is okay (especially if you got that smegma)

 

[Local Fed]

Kiwi Farms is hated for the same reason as Jesus. Like Jesus we are hated because we only tell the truth, and also are hated mostly by Jews and pedophiles.

holy FUCK if I ever troon out my troon name is going to be Cassandra because none of y'all niggas LISTEN TO ME

i agree with the sentiment of the post but i'm going to rate it autistic anyway

I'm Martin Luther shitposting now

noooo not a rudimentary amount of scrutiny

I'm melting, I'm melting, what a world, what a world

Something that pisses me off a lot is modern dogs.

 

[ForTheHoard]

So this was shared in the Telegram chat awhile ago.

This was what trigged Sinsser's removal from the group prompting him to create another Telegram account.

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EDIT: I don't believe Sinseer is JUST part of a DDoSing crew. He might be having a hand in coordinating it and perhaps doing it himself.

"So I was swatted by my own mother."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Once pajeets take over a fast food joint I just scratch that one off the list, I'm fine with chinks, pinoys, and even niggers handling my goyslop but I'll never trust pajeets.

Every day we slip closer to Penis Inspection Day.

I don't need to go and study biology to know that niggers are fucking stupid. I don't need a Ph. D in criminal background to know that niggers commit more crime and do more drugs. I don't need a, you know, a background in whatever to know that faggots are fucking unnatural. I don't need to get a biology degree to know that fucking faggots are just weird as fuck and don't belong

My government would love to be totalitarian if not for how horribly inept and stupid they are.

This is your brain on Satanism, kids!

Every time a new episode premieres I cover myself in schezwan dipping sauce and turn my POP vinyls toward the wall so they don't see the horrid discourse I'm about to engage in.

He hates Christianity so much it went from annoying to funny to “this guy really hates God how sad”.

Whats the deal with the guy missing his pants tho?

That's a legacy you don't want to leave behind

 

[Least Concern]

I was tempted to go deep and meaningful, KiwiFarms is a state of being, it’s a way of life, it’s whatever you want it to be, but instead muttered something about it being a gossip website about Internet personalities.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Sure is a good thing we broke down the legal walls between boring old deposit banking and sexy, exciting investment banking.

Good, fuck the French, I actually want those smug euro fucks to get a nice fat economic and energy clusterfuck

Bro, you're practically an air force seal recon ranger.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If you have a Waffle House near you, you have to try their hashbrowns with gravy at least once.

Or I will find you.

It means the saucer men put stuff in your butt.

The urge to fed post grows stronger with each passing day.

I just want to take moment to thank Transphobia for existing. You're a real one.

I'm starting to get this weird impression that all these instances of trannies proving to be exhibitionist sex perverts is more than just a coincidence.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Seeing that woman wiggle ass floss in your face from your pov reminds me of a quote from ATHF that makes me think of you, hiding in a gym, recording unknowing women.

The great thing is i never need to be that guy in the gym. Cause theres these women who live stream their gym routines for free. That saves me the trip.

Then theres porn and OF content that i like. For porn I like almost every fetish. Except i dont like crushing, bleeding, bruising, or crying.

Clearly i have a problem.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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My entire life is a trans cringe compilation

 

[Desu Mountain]

John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free
Kiwi Farms 3:16 You will never be women.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

attention all, big titty enjoyer here, and former possessor of a big titty gf, here to squeeze out some hot Big Titty Wisdom all over this thread.