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“I am aware the green necrosis slime, the dehiscence, and the giant clitoral clot are normal”

From SRS thread, of course
 
There's a killer joke in here somewhere about Herschel Walker, trannies, and Vikings fans, but I'm too lazy to make it really work.

This M&M is a faggot.

How do you like that, Obama? I DID A GENDER REVEAL ON THE MOON!

♫ So I shot up his ass
And stole all his stash
And sold his stuff for cash
All in Minecraft ♫
 
I'm just glad I registered with a work email for this account instead of making the mistake of using a burner. Sure, I lost my job as a tenured college professor, a cushy consulting gig with the federal government, my op-ed column in a nationally syndicated newspaper, several seats on corporate boards, and all of my friends and family (even my retarded cousin with a lazy eye) when I was outed as a kiwi, but at least I still have this site, which is better than those gay things anyway.
 
Rick & Morty does not exist, you've been gaslit by the Central Intelligence Agency in an attempt to normalize the population's humor to a manageable level that is easy to manipulate. Rick & Morty is fabricated through subliminal advertisement and put toghther like a jigsaw into this imaginary show.
I could go on a rant about how media personalities/companies are clowns for our amusement and the day I listen to one moralizing to me is the day I die... but I won't.
i missed this thread, glad the forum is back
i cant find peace without watching ppl die horribly
 
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