random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Shitmonger]

Granted, I've never held a brain from an infant before...

 

[Meat Target]

Oh say can you see, by the fires eerie light...

 

[naught sock account 1]

Okay, the last thing I'm gonna say unless I get bored again

You're quite literally all envious and incompetent millenials and boomers that are trapped in an eternal purgatorial circle jerk and thinking that it defines reality.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I ate some spicy wings and then took a shit. Now my asshole is burning.

Why would white people do this to me?!

nool raped and murdered my entire family and fed me ham sandwiches in his basement for 2 years

Who cares nerd I NEED to virtue signal over underage letters

 

[Penis Drager]

Much like his sexual performance...
...Two sad attempts, and he was done.

Just ass-napkins.
It's ass-napkins, all the way down.

 

[NyQuilninja]

"CORUST IS PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER DIET SODA TO TURN MY FOOT HOLE BIGGER"

Gay butt sex fun for the whole family.

I'm bored, depressed and autistic.

Fair enough, continue the autistry.

When will somebody stand up and say "Enough is Enough!" to this scourge of Boomer on Boomer violence?

 

[JimmySneed]

"The man in the pickle suit tricked me again."

 

[NyQuilninja]

Ban ropes. Ban trees too, since they were complicit in the hangings of black people a century ago. I for one am sick of these smug trees and their white supremacy.

 

[Mal0]

Ver archivo adjunto 2130777

Text version: "Just here to sniff feet . HMU if you've got some real STINKERS "

 

[Burrito]

A vainglory hole.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Shut up you gay bitch.

Thank you for outing yourself as a cardboardphobe. You nazi.

TIL you can slap the word 'queer' in front of anything and it's an instant laugh riot with the tardos.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

How old are you? 14? You're an unteachable antichrist.

 

[Snusmumriken]

This is it Kiwis, we're at DEFAMHOLE-CON level one: cockless pistol. I REPEAT, COCKLESS PISTOL. KISS YOUR LOVED ONES GOODBYE AND GET YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER BECAUSE THIS IS IT.

I haven’t the faintest fucking clue what I’m looking at here and I do not wish to be enlightened thank you very much.

 

[CMKevin]

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[Jonah Hill poster]

If you're an adult male, and you write with an ink pen that has any color that isn't black or blue, you're probably a faggot. Teachers using a red pen to grade papers doesn't count.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

You're basically just a whore and when you're spilling white candle wax on your tits to make it look like someone came on you. It could maintain at least some artistic aesthetic if you used red bdsm wax which burns at a lower temperature and leaves skin sensitive instead of burned, but no, she wants to make it look like some dude busted on her.

Peeeeenus

I always imagined abortion soup would have the same sensory stimuli as french onion soup.

Nice pfp, ATM stands for Alternating Testicle Manipulation, which is the dialectical analysis method-of-choice for the president of Tibet (aryan Jesus).

if i was the pope, would you guys still hang out with me?

it will never happen. at least in balkans. everything here is bermuda triagle. everything just changes shape but its same.

 

[Gone Ham]

Last message before i stop this idiocy - your KF post about me? Very smart. You provide no evidence yet people believe it. Im kinda jealous, you've built an echochamber based on "thrustism" but its all based on lies and subversion. You never give a chance for a fair debate and you've taught your followers to do the same, while preaching that you are all about that "fair debate". im just tired... I thought I was dealing with some smart people running an actual cabal i could outsmart, but ur a cult of idiots, and everyone knows - you cant outstupid idiots online. So thats it for me. Goodbye and fuck off. I wonder if ur even gonna show this in KF.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Sometimes that Russhole, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a Russhole, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he stalks after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he woos ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch slurpin’...

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

@Hempsoap: Last seen 1 minute ago · Viewing thread What lolcow would make the best sex slave?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"It's like a lot of board games. You put a little power on one worker, you move on, you empower another worker, move on."

(Werner on getting a girlfriend.)