random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Lack of British femboy turtle dick drives Slavic women to meds.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

I hate niggers with all my heart, as everyday I wake up and scream "FUCK NIGGERS!" While polishing a katana like some kind of cool awesome dude - But to call these two niggers is not only factually incorrect, but also implies that pigs of the sea and tiny girl-framed wet backs are niggers which is a gross mislabeling that a true racist would find appalling.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Show us your blown out sack you pussy! This bish isn't really committed to getting views on youtube. A real one would have monitized it and gave away the nut in a contest.

 

[Cnidarian]

CHILD CAREGIVER LITERALLY HAS PENTAGRAM ON HIS FOREHEAD
AM I THE ONLY SANE HUMAN LEFT

 

[McMitch]

Anyway, null got pissed last time we derailed this much. Given that he put me in charge (pretty much), I'd listen and knock it off.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Maybe its a defect in my personality, that I've simply never given any thought to the logistics of gloryholes...

Regardless of whatever outcome I drew, I wouldn’t have to deal with how terrible things became.

Fatsune Miku

"Lyong is what you do. Every second of your utterly failed abortion of an existence. "

 

[The Nothingness]

Isn’t quantum rape when a dude stocks his weiner in a time portal and rapes someone else’s butthole in a different dimension? I think one time that The Hulk did that to himself to induce himself into a post-rape rage to kill Iron Man.

No, it's when you leap into the body of a rapist in the middle of the act, and all you can do is sheepishly say "oh boy."

 

[Jhonson the Two]

On screens, they can pretend it’s chicks with dicks, but in real life, they have to face facts that it’s just men with tits.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I will fight on the front line to liberate Alberta. Shooting Canadians? Count me in. I’ll do anything to legally machine gun a bunch of leaf faggots.

Italians act like they're transcending food itself by drizzling some olive oil over a tomato even though that's what everyone's eating from Lyon to Tbilisi. But Italians also act like they invented naked ladies so I guess it's to be expected.

If you can't write a PHD thesis on education, you're fucking retarded. Literally. Just write random gibberish for 25 to 300 pages and you're good. It doesn't even have to make logical sense.

Was not he the author of the Negronomicon?

Just imagine how unsexy state-produced porn would be. This is how we cure goonerism: don't ban it, subsidise it!

His words are the words of agony and lunacy, disguised in ecstasy. He screams in pain, his ass bleeds, but he is happy.

Your way with words is beautiful, but what a terrible thing to read.

I've seen fishtank, I know some crazy anime bitches exist.

Being turned into a living fleshlight is the quintessence of femininity, naturally

I'm forever cursed with thinking the 90s was 10 years ago

On screens, they can pretend it’s chicks with dicks, but in real life, they have to face facts that it’s just men with tits.

He doesn’t even look like a person anymore. He looks like a disembodied head someone plopped on a pile of shit.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Can an art Kiwi please genderbend Null into a cute emo girl so I'm less disappointed when he ventposts on his dead gay gossip site?

I spent half my life talking shit to my parents for watching shitty reality TV drama shows like Jersey Shore and Big Brother, and now I have a kiwifarms account and am watching a pig monster beat up a woman....again! Aint that some shit?

 

[Margo Martindale]

sticks and stones may hurt my bones but words makes my clitty leak

 

[Sooty Soot]

Simply put it, the Soybooru is not a safe space for 12 year old Indonesian kids.

 

[Sooty Soot]

He thought Jesus personally moved his Apache directory to fuck with him.

 

[Brezhnev's eyebrows]

His words are the words of agony and lunacy, disguised in ecstasy. He screams in pain, his ass bleeds, but he is happy.

 

[demicolon]

Every Genshin Impact character are lesbians to the Yurifags. Bonus points if you draw them with a dick too

there's always a bigger retard

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Nutritiously, you all are making indirect harassments or callouts on me behind my back by disguising them as criticism, which is what Kiwi Farms is famous for!

An actual cow quote for ya'll.

 

[Gentlebastard]

10th Circuit decided a landmark case on quantum rape. If you, as a landlord, hire a mexican for maintenance work who has a transgender child, and that mexican eventually rapes a woman, have you as a landlord through transitive properties also raped the woman? The 10th Circuit holds that the answer is no, however the result might have been different if the woman had locked her door instead of leaving it unlocked.

I’ve been casting Power Word: Fat at him for years. He also has like zero defenses against attacks via astral projection

BTW, here is my wolvenstein tattoo.

Aren't you afraid people will think you are Hindu

I use margarine because butter's ability to stay hard for so long makes me very insecure.

I have a seriously batshit crazy haul for you guys this time, so fasten your seatbelts because we're racing straight through Yucktopia and headed right into the heart of Looniesville!

FFS - AKA facial fuckuperization surgery

those kids were threatening them with their passive nonviolence
totally justified to kill them

(multiple troons called this “the most transphobic thing I’ve ever seen” so take notes)

Was going through one of my deceased grandparent's belongings and found a "Little Sambo" book and a gollywog. These will be my Green Goblin mask.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I suppose you also can't arrest a pig for impregnating a horse.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Im a breeding bitch for BIG WHITE COCK

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

he took the phone with him to destroy the pigtoral ebadence