random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Autistic Joe]

"Now my policy remains full insemination at all time."

 

[Sooty Soot]

He does speak English not well.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Live! From the CrapWagon!

It was incredibly unlikely to me that my feet pic would leak. I only posted it to a small, private, dm chain of over 1500 users.

Also XenForo is FAT and I would NOT have sex with it.

If he’s alive maybe he can take solace in knowing that his writing can be so bad it makes people want to live out of spite.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Penetrative sex is not a marxist struggle against oppressive sexual dynamics.

 

[Secret Boots]

Troons cannot create, they can only take what others made and infuse it with HRT.

 

[Gentlebastard]

You think I have a side other than acting like a gadfly on the internet for laughs?

 

[Tablet County]

My asscrack is all-consuming.

 

[Path Wanderer]

holy fucking shit I fucking regret not being born completely retarded. Huge fumble on my part.

Those responsible for his just and virtuous extermination should be awarded medals from the chief leprechaun, or whoever they have in charge over there.

You're not in a war. You are crying victim on the fucking Kiwi Farms Lolcow Comedy Forum

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

haunted poo lagoon

My guess is some how, some way, there is a jeet involved.

I don't like how this opens with sea turtle news and the rest is partisan politics.

That kid has a lolcow phenotype.

I’d have booed the fuck out of that little faggot. Oddly enough I was talking to my mom about this and she said “thank God you and your BFF grew up when you did and not nowadays”. I was offended and said “what, you think we’d have been trannies?” She said “No, both of you would’ve bullied the fuck out of those freaks”. I told my BFF, she said “We’d have been expelled” and yeah, she’s right. We did our part back in the day but sadly, we didn’t stem the faggot tide but we tried!

 

[Tablet County]

@Autistic Joe I knew it was JF. I didn't even have to click on it and I knew.

 

[Nameless One]

The fuck is a geed?

If anyone wonders "Do you like what you see" is a phrase from Gachimuchi fandom (KF thread) which was very popular in yearly days of Twitch

i'm going back to creating captivating, intellectual art pieces in feralteen's discord server. adieu.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

WE DO NOT TOLERATE ABLEISM HERE. I'M AUTISTIC MYSELF AND THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE OFFENDS OUR KIND. PLEASE BE A BETTER PERSON AND DO NOT USE SUCH SLURS AROUND THIS PROFILE. Thank you.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

If I was in charge, I would make Bond an out and out rapist. Not talking mixed messaging, or getting women drunk. I mean stalking them down dark alleys, dragging them down with a knife, then full of super rape. The film would carry on like normal, and no one would mentioned that Bond sometimes rapes women. All colours as well. He goes to Nigeria, he rapes a black woman in a hut. Goes to China, gagged shagged and bodybagged on the great wall of rape. Anytime someone asks me why I included a 20 minute QTE minigame of a nasty train based rape in India, I just pretend its a homage to some obscure Italian book.

 

[FrogMinutes]

As a woman looking into those eyes, it makes me believe demons are real.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

No, I didn't mean to say that. As such, I was wrong about a Pat Fact. This is a very violent felony to commit against Porky and his family. It seems I'm headed to prison for the rest of my brief, lonely existence.

I will wait quietly for the knock

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Again, I do not drink alcohol. We actually think I might have Alcoholic feetel syndrome.

I just saw your vagina and despite paying nothing I want my money back

I am PALE ASS WHITE. that N word, shouldn't be used towards me. it's incorrectly used. The Black African Americans of this site, would have a BIG TIME problem with a random person using that word, especially when used towards a white person. If you wanna use the right term against me, I highly suggest looking up the right skintone before even using a racist term like that.

This is a site whose best results come from incredibly autistic people.

 

[Laburnum]

Are you saying you're waiting for a chick to turn 18, or is this more of your schizo shit about smoking crack as a child?

 

[Tablet County]

Mass Effect, and other CRPGs I've played only allow 3 characters. Mr Goody Two Shoes, Sir Evil McMoustache, or Captain Scitzo who helps an old lady cross the street before dropkicking a puppy.

/v/ will look at female Mario RPG characters and be like "What was Nintendo thinking making this absolute semen demon???"

We need to ban books because i cant stop myself from buying erotica on amazon and i have an entire room in my house dedicated to low quality fujoshi bait. I've filed for bankruptcy over it.

Video games can give you incredible experiences. For example, one time I played Asteroids while drunk. Can you do that with a book? No.

You've just put Sonic alongside Jesus

If I pull that masc off will you die?

It would be extremely poonful.

You're a lil dood.

For troons.

 

[Gentlebastard]

chickens remember the time that their ancestors ruled the planet and realize they're now reduced to being served along with fries and cole slaw.

There is nothing but malice towards us in that tiny little peanut brain of theirs.

Maybe I'm not the autistic one! (Hm, no. I've said the word "dinosaur" too many times for that to be true.)

Maybe you don't have a half million dollars, but you're not Patrick S. Tomlinson so you're definitely coming out ahead my friend.

I can only ask again, how do these people even function in society being this fucking fragile? I know the popular answer is "They don't function" but my point still stands. Somewhat.

I'm sure he'd prefer to be functional and healthy than be a cripple but it doesn't seem to register high on his list of concerns at any given moment

Call me old-fashioned but i don't even talk politics with family members apart from the occassional holocaust denial

 

[NoReturn]

People claim that alien abductions have decreased because now everyone has phones and they were all fake to begin with. The real reason was the expansion of concealed carry. Gleep Glorp doesn't want to catch shells when he's trying to probe your booty hole.