Yes. He thought a boyfriend-free girl would see it and ask him out.
Wonder just what he'd expect her to say. Probably something from TV...
I still think the theory that Chris would hang around on college campuses, see some girl standing outside, then her boyfriend comes up and she gets excited and they hug and both go off together really fucked him up. He probably thought they didn't know each other, and it was love at first sight, then he thought that girls just didn't know he was looking and that's why none of them did the same thing to him, thus the sign.
As that "Ivy Saga" showed, he'd likely plan dates in advance -- with parents involved -- and he'd think it would mean "basically promised" "hanky panky" with the third date.
Was that where that freak tried some dating sites?
one contest
Which in turn has eventually ended up with him believing he's a manifestation of God, multiple times over, and his will can be made manifest into reality I.E. "I want to win this contest, therefore I will win it by default."
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3DSuperWaffle 7 years ago dijo:
Can you imagine if he happened to win every contest he entered by dumb luck and how much more that would fatten his already obese ego?
At least as far back as just after high school when Barb QUIT COOKING FOREVER because spaghetti.
Barb and Chris are pretty similar in that regard. They both exhibit all or nothing thinking that always devolves to whatever the easiest option is. In Barbs case it was apparently to never cook again because her property refused her offer of spaghet.
It's also his general fashion made him look like someone's downy grandpa from the 50's.
The Tale of Fail seems to have a number of major moments that made the lolcow's life much worse than before:
In most of these instances, Chris has had his worldview stepped on and underscored as being completely wrong, but every time he always retreats and doubles down on himself being the super special person the whole world should be spoiling.
One big fat example of that: the CD cover project. The teacher told him "no copyrighted characters", after he wanted to just make some crappy cover with vidya characters all over (like a "Pooh's Adventures" thing). So what does the "special" kid do? Struggles with his small mind until he has a "brain
Actually, yes, comparing Chris to Anthony Freemont is a very apt thing. What's even more horrifying is the modern Twilight Zone did a sequel episode where Anthony has a daughter almost the same way Chris's fantasized daughter Crystal would have turned out (read: THE WHOLE TOWN IS FUCKING DEAD).
I actually don't think the CD cover mattered that much in the greater scope of things. Sure, it's why Sonichu exists, but the only thing that happened was Chris being told that minimally ripping off licenced characters means you have COMPLETELY original characters. Had Sonic been allowed, or Sonichu rejected for just being yellow Sonic (ironically entirely possible had the teacher known about the Super Sonic form), CWCville would just be populated by the original characters outright, with all the weirdo elemental hedgehogs replaced by pokemon (I.E. Magi-chan being straight up Mewtwo). Remember 'Rex Skysoar?' Probably not, but Chris decided he needed goddamn Eggman for something so he just renamed the design, then never actually used him.
Wasn't he just a "recolor" of the main villain of that American Rabbit 'toon?